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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:23 AM
Author: Lascivious bearded theatre elastic band



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: ocher irradiated foreskin nursing home

ft. Drunkard

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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:33 AM
Author: coiffed depressive tanning salon



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: stimulating lay dysfunction



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Date: February 15th, 2014 11:24 AM
Author: Medicated crackhouse antidepressant drug

rofl

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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:20 PM
Author: Concupiscible unholy garrison azn

PARTNER: I wanted to win that motion worse than I wanted any goddamned thing in my life. You'd think I could just this once, wouldn't you? I didn't care nothing about the trial. Win or lose, I would have been satisfied. I'd have walked away from biglaw and I'd have gone to an IP boutique.

HOBBS: Nothing like a boutique. (smiles) Nothing like being around clients, researching IP. There's nothing like being in the courtroom arguing plant breeders' rights and integrated circuit layout design protection. The most complex stuff you ever saw.

PARTNER: You know, my mother told me I ought to be at an IP boutique.

HOBBS: (smiles) ... My dad wanted me to be a biglawyer.

PARTNER: Well you're better than anyone I ever had.

And you're the best goddamned brief writer I ever saw.

Suit up.

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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:42 PM
Author: snowy hideous state faggotry



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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Arousing Indecent Boltzmann



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Date: February 15th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Emerald Karate



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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:35 PM
Author: passionate jet-lagged senate toilet seat



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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:37 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone parlor



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Date: February 15th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: henna fat ankles

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Date: February 15th, 2014 5:03 PM
Author: Alcoholic Plaza



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Date: February 15th, 2014 5:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed doobsian meetinghouse fanboi



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Date: February 28th, 2014 7:51 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone parlor



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Date: April 17th, 2014 9:53 AM
Author: snowy hideous state faggotry



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Date: April 17th, 2014 10:02 AM
Author: Sable national



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Date: April 17th, 2014 10:10 AM
Author: Out-of-control Location



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Date: October 18th, 2014 11:39 AM
Author: Concupiscible unholy garrison azn



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Date: April 18th, 2015 12:58 PM
Author: Concupiscible unholy garrison azn

any voicemos around to vocaroo this shit

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Date: April 18th, 2015 1:33 PM
Author: Sable national

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Date: May 26th, 2015 12:43 PM
Author: Sable national



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Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:08 PM
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Date: December 22nd, 2015 3:09 PM
Author: Trip Patrolman



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Date: January 11th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Sable national



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Date: January 11th, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Sable national

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Date: February 7th, 2016 4:28 PM
Author: Sable national



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Date: February 28th, 2019 3:39 AM
Author: Lavender free-loading heaven mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 18th, 2019 7:11 PM
Author: Concupiscible unholy garrison azn



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Date: August 18th, 2019 7:14 PM
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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:55 PM
Author: Shaky preventive strike



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Date: September 16th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: You've been an absolute disaster



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Date: January 11th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: ruddy hyperventilating sweet tailpipe water buffalo

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Date: July 14th, 2016 11:35 PM
Author: Sable national



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Date: October 12th, 2016 11:47 PM
Author: Sable national



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Date: February 28th, 2019 3:38 AM
Author: Angry Razzle-dazzle Institution

was just about to make this thread, glad i searched 1st

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Date: August 15th, 2019 8:21 AM
Author: Sable national



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:53 PM
Author: Lascivious bearded theatre elastic band



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:08 AM
Author: Sable national



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:08 AM
Author: Bat shit crazy twinkling uncleanness



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:09 AM
Author: Sable national



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 7:53 AM
Author: magical address ape

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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:02 AM
Author: Vivacious hospital sandwich

I sure as hell don't need any middle aged summer associates, Red...

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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:04 AM
Author: Sable national



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Date: July 22nd, 2021 8:51 AM
Author: Sable national

POP: “Where the hell’d they find ya?”

HOBBS: “O’Holleran & Oderisi. Workers’ Comp.”

POP: “Workers’ Comp. Ya hear that, Red?”

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Date: July 22nd, 2021 9:32 AM
Author: cocky french lettuce

Devil's Advocate?

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Date: September 16th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: i gave my father head ((zurich is stained))



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