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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
brindle corner
  02/22/12
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milky space
  02/22/12
9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Deep toilet seat
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
Confused school cafeteria
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Deep toilet seat
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
Multi-colored boltzmann
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
offensive hairraiser son of senegal
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Deep toilet seat
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
offensive hairraiser son of senegal
  02/22/12
u jelly
Deep toilet seat
  02/22/12
did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
swashbuckling light idiot
  12/13/15
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Confused school cafeteria
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
orchid cracking faggotry
  02/23/12
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Confused school cafeteria
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
brindle corner
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
Razzle-dazzle brass church building yarmulke
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
garnet duck-like cruise ship
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
Confused school cafeteria
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
fragrant jew heaven
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
Confused school cafeteria
  02/23/12
this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
brindle corner
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Confused school cafeteria
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180 mentally impaired party of the first part
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
Bespoke drunken indian lodge
  02/25/12
cr
Maroon mad-dog skullcap deer antler
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
brindle corner
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
vibrant genital piercing
  02/12/13
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Confused school cafeteria
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
razzle rigpig
  03/31/12
great american novelist
Confused school cafeteria
  10/26/12
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sienna haunted graveyard sanctuary
  10/26/12
goddamn u franzen
brindle corner
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
Wonderful coiffed dingle berry step-uncle's house
  11/20/12
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Sapphire immigrant dilemma
  11/20/12
i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Sapphire immigrant dilemma
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
garnet duck-like cruise ship
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Maroon mad-dog skullcap deer antler
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
Wonderful coiffed dingle berry step-uncle's house
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Confused school cafeteria
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
copper charismatic toaster
  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
ebony naked partner
  02/12/13
BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
Maroon mad-dog skullcap deer antler
  01/31/13
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Wonderful coiffed dingle berry step-uncle's house
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mind-boggling at-the-ready twinkling uncleanness
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Effete Piazza Organic Girlfriend
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
vibrant genital piercing
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
Appetizing French Chef
  02/24/17
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Effete Piazza Organic Girlfriend
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: brindle corner

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: milky space



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Deep toilet seat

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: Confused school cafeteria

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Deep toilet seat

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#20032225)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored boltzmann

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: offensive hairraiser son of senegal

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Deep toilet seat

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: offensive hairraiser son of senegal

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#20032239)



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Deep toilet seat

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling light idiot

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: Confused school cafeteria



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: orchid cracking faggotry

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: Confused school cafeteria



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: brindle corner

that comment was posted by Franzen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#20039402)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brass church building yarmulke

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#22466908)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: garnet duck-like cruise ship

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: Confused school cafeteria

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#20039501)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: fragrant jew heaven

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#20039555)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: Confused school cafeteria

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: brindle corner

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: Confused school cafeteria



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: 180 mentally impaired party of the first part



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: Bespoke drunken indian lodge

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Maroon mad-dog skullcap deer antler

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: brindle corner

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#20048906)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: vibrant genital piercing

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: Confused school cafeteria



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: razzle rigpig

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: Confused school cafeteria

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: sienna haunted graveyard sanctuary



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: brindle corner

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Wonderful coiffed dingle berry step-uncle's house

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#22086662)



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Sapphire immigrant dilemma



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Sapphire immigrant dilemma

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: garnet duck-like cruise ship

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Maroon mad-dog skullcap deer antler

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#22425633)



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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Wonderful coiffed dingle berry step-uncle's house

Really dont like that guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#22465673)



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: Confused school cafeteria



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: copper charismatic toaster

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: ebony naked partner

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Maroon mad-dog skullcap deer antler

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Wonderful coiffed dingle berry step-uncle's house



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: thriller indigo mexican



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: mind-boggling at-the-ready twinkling uncleanness



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Effete Piazza Organic Girlfriend



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: vibrant genital piercing

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Appetizing French Chef

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Effete Piazza Organic Girlfriend



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Lavender vengeful patrolman brethren



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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