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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Stimulating Confused Business Firm Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219929) |
Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: Dull Godawful Knife lol @ the cowboys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Stimulating Confused Business Firm Karate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219934) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: aqua boyish boistinker codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220268) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: buff stain base that's it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219933) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Stimulating Confused Business Firm Karate pack is paying him $47 million per year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219935) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM Author: duck-like clear yarmulke clown and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219964) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: buff stain base 1 sack doesnt sound good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219972) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: Flesh mind-boggling cumskin Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221767) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM Author: Peach foreskin boltzmann 1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221776) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Flesh mind-boggling cumskin Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221849) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: Peach foreskin boltzmann Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Flesh mind-boggling cumskin I like the Packers. This was a retarded move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221953) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: lfo Where are we on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259308) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM Author: exhilarant abusive rigpig selfie Haha wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219940) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: silver talented wrinkle legend Happy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219948) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: exhilarant abusive rigpig selfie I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.
Worth it if we win a SB while he's around. |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM Author: Flesh mind-boggling cumskin Good move by the Boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220276) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: aqua boyish boistinker codepig lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Flesh mind-boggling cumskin He costs more than he is worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220305) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: aqua boyish boistinker codepig what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: massive office hunting ground three fifths, ackshually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220313) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Heady Crotch Ratface It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.
The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.
The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years. |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: Marvelous bronze trailer park jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: violet razzle feces school cafeteria Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221253) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM Author: Impertinent Razzle-dazzle Mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: Hairraiser citrine dilemma Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220386) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM Author: Impressive Vigorous Volcanic Crater im with xo jerry on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220829) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM Author: Marvelous bronze trailer park jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220876) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM Author: laughsome half-breed Its interesting because:
1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.
2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.
I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter... |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: Impressive Vigorous Volcanic Crater two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220859) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Peach foreskin boltzmann The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221251) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: Comical rough-skinned bbw LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221238) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: Flesh mind-boggling cumskin So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221432) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: exhilarant abusive rigpig selfie "The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."
I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM Author: Hairraiser citrine dilemma The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/ |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Flesh mind-boggling cumskin , he lisped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49223039) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: Salmon lascivious legal warrant lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221917) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: twinkling stead incel Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: exhilarant abusive rigpig selfie I responded in under one hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49222736) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: aqua boyish boistinker codepig this is so fucking stupid worse than luka (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49223051) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM Author: Flesh mind-boggling cumskin Micah's back is shot lol.
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19 |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM Author: Impressive Vigorous Volcanic Crater xo jerry wins again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228692) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Flesh mind-boggling cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228696) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM Author: Impressive Vigorous Volcanic Crater the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228706) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Flesh mind-boggling cumskin It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49229109) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM Author: silver talented wrinkle legend Lolololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228851) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: exhilarant abusive rigpig selfie Obviously not ideal
Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: lfo ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259310) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM Author: coiffed ladyboy newt Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228735) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM Author: exhilarant abusive rigpig selfie Fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49229153) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Candy Ride I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259344) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: lfo "shouldn't've" you mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259448) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: Candy Ride Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259689) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: lfo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259608) |