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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: excitant maroon abode reading party One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Cracking locale https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: excitant maroon abode reading party Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Blue alcoholic house national security agency 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: excitant maroon abode reading party Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Cerebral Orchestra Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: mewling ladyboy alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: peach wonderful lay anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Cracking locale everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: peach wonderful lay so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: Cracking locale (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: peach wonderful lay It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: Cracking locale more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Contagious flesh church faggotry 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Cracking locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: massive goal in life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Cerebral Orchestra Pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: mewling ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: nofapping coffee pot brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: odious generalized bond clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: pale hospital boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: Medicated free-loading old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: Cracking locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: Cracking locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: glassy quadroon garrison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: lavender really tough guy SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: unholy marvelous tank private investor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Supple Cobalt Sneaky Criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Erotic senate main people (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Clear Irate Sanctuary The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: galvanic cocky codepig windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: pale hospital boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: pale hospital boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: pale hospital boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: pale hospital boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: pale hospital boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: french white dingle berry psychic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: pale hospital boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: Medicated free-loading old irish cottage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: pale hospital boistinker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Insecure rusted azn laser beams Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: pale hospital boistinker QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: scarlet church building dysfunction (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Electric Corner Travel Guidebook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: unholy marvelous tank private investor (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: stimulating jew fanboi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: stimulating jew fanboi The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: mewling ladyboy it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Electric Corner Travel Guidebook when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: mewling ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: unholy marvelous tank private investor (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#49213065) |