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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Purple titillating lettuce national
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
Motley Hospital Cuck
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Mind-boggling Hunting Ground Menage
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Abusive Mustard Piazza Halford
  01/26/16
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Thirsty yellow temple
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  01/25/16
Brutal
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...
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  10/27/17
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toxic
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Poppy painfully honest candlestick maker
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EDITED too painful to contemplate
Purple titillating lettuce national
  01/25/16
jfc
swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams
  01/25/16
Cr edit
Poppy painfully honest candlestick maker
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...
Purple titillating lettuce national
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams
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Cr
Purple titillating lettuce national
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
hm
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it's not that toxic
translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
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wait
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Purple titillating lettuce national
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'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
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electric hominid
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
Obsidian Newt
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams
  01/25/16
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Purple titillating lettuce national
  01/25/16
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nofapping hairraiser selfie
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Purple titillating lettuce national
  01/25/16
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180 canary water buffalo area
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180 KILLSHOT
Carnelian range
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Poppy painfully honest candlestick maker
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Purple titillating lettuce national
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  10/13/23
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Deep Floppy Nursing Home Dog Poop
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
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  01/25/16
ouch
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poison
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180
Motley Hospital Cuck
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marvelous henna rigpig
  01/26/16
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  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
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  01/30/16
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Mind-boggling Hunting Ground Menage
  01/26/16
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translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
Claret metal telephone
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
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  01/26/16
RIP brother
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  09/27/16
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  12/26/17
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Arrogant Citrine University
  08/12/19
180
Abusive Mustard Piazza Halford
  01/26/16
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Arrogant Citrine University
  01/26/16
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  01/30/16
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  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
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  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
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  02/22/16
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  02/22/16
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  07/28/25
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  12/03/25
And yes, you're bald
cerebral green tanning salon
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
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  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
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black diverse immigrant
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
Heady Emerald Sanctuary
  01/25/16
toxic
translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Heady Emerald Sanctuary
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Heady Emerald Sanctuary
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Purple titillating lettuce national
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Purple titillating lettuce national
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Big Filthpig
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Heady Emerald Sanctuary
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
nofapping hairraiser selfie
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Heady Emerald Sanctuary
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
nofapping hairraiser selfie
  01/25/16
TY bro
Heady Emerald Sanctuary
  01/25/16
...
Chartreuse frisky theater stage feces
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
Abnormal Sapphire Dilemma
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
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  10/27/17
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Lime curious garrison azn
  03/19/20
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dun nighttime goal in life
  10/27/17
credited advice
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  05/24/18
even more toxic
translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
i lol'd
vibrant gaming laptop resort
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Heady Emerald Sanctuary
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
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  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
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Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Purple titillating lettuce national
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lol
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...
Heady Emerald Sanctuary
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Heady Emerald Sanctuary
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
Motley Hospital Cuck
  01/26/16
...
slap-happy misanthropic kitty
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Carnelian range
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Carnelian range
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
Heady Emerald Sanctuary
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Carnelian range
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Carnelian range
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Carnelian range
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Purple titillating lettuce national
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Heady Emerald Sanctuary
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Heady Emerald Sanctuary
  01/25/16
Lmao
blue faggotry
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
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  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
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Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
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translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
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...
marvelous henna rigpig
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slap-happy misanthropic kitty
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Heady Emerald Sanctuary
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wonderful wagecucks ticket booth
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pea-brained library
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Abnormal Sapphire Dilemma
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Cream contagious depressive
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
cocky house-broken coldplay fan community account
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Purple titillating lettuce national
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
dun nighttime goal in life
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
soul-stirring jewess sex offender
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
dashing business firm
  06/03/19
oh no
Claret metal telephone
  08/08/19
LOL
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  03/16/20
JFC
Lime curious garrison azn
  03/19/20
Update?
Irate station
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
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...
Heady Emerald Sanctuary
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Startling mahogany athletic conference forum
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mint hairless dysfunction
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I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Amber bonkers main people
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
wonderful wagecucks ticket booth
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Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Amber bonkers main people
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Cr
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Mind-boggling Hunting Ground Menage
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Mind-boggling Hunting Ground Menage
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Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
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...
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What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
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...
haunting ratface locale
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Y-...Yes?
honey-headed adventurous volcanic crater property
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You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
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  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
Chrome French Chef Lay
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...
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Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
Motley Hospital Cuck
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
marvelous henna rigpig
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
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"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
Chrome French Chef Lay
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Lmfao
Purple titillating lettuce national
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Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
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Abusive Mustard Piazza Halford
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Startling mahogany athletic conference forum
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"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
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Purple titillating lettuce national
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Big Filthpig
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Abusive Mustard Piazza Halford
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...
Fragrant Puce Address Place Of Business
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...
marvelous henna rigpig
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"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
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  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
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...
Brindle aromatic mood bawdyhouse
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*applause*
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dun nighttime goal in life
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All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
Amber bonkers main people
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
marvelous henna rigpig
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Purple titillating lettuce national
  01/26/16
...
Amber bonkers main people
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packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
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nofapping hairraiser selfie
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Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
alcoholic space
  01/26/16
Describe
Amber bonkers main people
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
alcoholic space
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
Amber bonkers main people
  01/26/16
...
marvelous henna rigpig
  01/26/16
...
nofapping hairraiser selfie
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Purple titillating lettuce national
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
alcoholic space
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
alcoholic space
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
crystalline yapping wrinkle crotch
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Arrogant Citrine University
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
alcoholic space
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
pea-brained library
  01/26/16
Fuck
crystalline yapping wrinkle crotch
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
mint hairless dysfunction
  01/26/16
cq's!
translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
alcoholic space
  01/26/16
...
Lime curious garrison azn
  03/19/20
...
Brindle aromatic mood bawdyhouse
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
violent jap
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Big Filthpig
  01/26/16
except for your autism
cerebral green tanning salon
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...
Purple titillating lettuce national
  01/26/16
...
vivacious stage pervert
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Big Filthpig
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
nofapping hairraiser selfie
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orange parlor
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lmao at the dog bit
Chrome French Chef Lay
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Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
alcoholic space
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
marvelous henna rigpig
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lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
alcoholic space
  01/26/16
do u love it
marvelous henna rigpig
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I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
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Pearl Narrow-minded
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Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Chrome French Chef Lay
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My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
alcoholic space
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Purple titillating lettuce national
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams
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Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
alcoholic space
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams
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dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Chrome French Chef Lay
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ok fair im kinda slow today
swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams
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this guy gets it
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Lilac Macaca Dragon
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Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
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*puts gun in mouth*
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mint hairless dysfunction
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*let's you borrow a bullet*
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JFC
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180
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idiotic brethren
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I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
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seedy alcoholic electric furnace trust fund
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"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
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Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
alcoholic space
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
pea-brained library
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...
alcoholic space
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mmm hmmm
alcoholic space
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Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
pea-brained library
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
alcoholic space
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
pea-brained library
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
alcoholic space
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Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
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180 twist
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THIS
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friendly grandma
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Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Arrogant Citrine University
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All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
pea-brained library
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Arrogant Citrine University
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I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
pea-brained library
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If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Arrogant Citrine University
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Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
pea-brained library
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Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Arrogant Citrine University
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
pea-brained library
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cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
pea-brained library
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Shimmering bull headed institution
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness
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Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
pea-brained library
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Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Arrogant Citrine University
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The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
pea-brained library
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Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
Big Filthpig
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Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
pea-brained library
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I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
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Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
pea-brained library
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damn bruh you going HAM itt
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180. *GULPS*
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fucking damn
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...
Thirsty yellow temple
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180
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Goodbye, XO.
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Alright wish I never made this thread
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mint hairless dysfunction
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
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ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
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repost please
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  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
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Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
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tyft brother
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180.
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mods please delete
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already preserved in the archives
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i really like it here
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codepig
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mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
mint hairless dysfunction
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There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
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Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
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crystalline yapping wrinkle crotch
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mint hairless dysfunction
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This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
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Jfc
Purple titillating lettuce national
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
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I hate this thread so fucking much
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  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
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  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
snowy preventive strike
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
snowy preventive strike
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Chrome French Chef Lay
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
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...
crystalline yapping wrinkle crotch
  04/08/19
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confused
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
vermilion pocket flask step-uncle's house
  04/09/19
...
snowy preventive strike
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
snowy preventive strike
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
Purple titillating lettuce national
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
pink legend
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
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...
mint hairless dysfunction
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
galvanic bearded circlehead
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
snowy preventive strike
  06/03/19
...
Abusive Mustard Piazza Halford
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
snowy preventive strike
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...
snowy preventive strike
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
Mewling medicated
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Grizzly
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
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swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams
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Irate station
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all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
cheese-eating regret
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mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
turquoise
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Purple titillating lettuce national
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crystalline yapping wrinkle crotch
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Irate station
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Ozzie Canseco
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Kenneth Play
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Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Author: Obsidian Newt

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Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

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One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679746)



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Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Hot Aquamarine Incel

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Author: pea-brained library

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Author: Big-titted corner boistinker

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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: Brindle aromatic mood bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: chocolate provocative state mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: stirring bisexual spot hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Lascivious glassy school cafeteria

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: crystalline yapping wrinkle crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: excitant flesh rehab degenerate

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: thriller home knife

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Swashbuckling nubile center windowlicker

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: vermilion pocket flask step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: naked razzmatazz base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: vivacious stage pervert

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: cracking senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: startled orchid office bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Fuchsia orchestra pit stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Ungodly meetinghouse coffee pot

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: irradiated mentally impaired theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: cerebral green tanning salon

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Rose associate lodge

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: Thirsty yellow temple

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Chartreuse frisky theater stage feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: black diverse immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Heady Emerald Sanctuary

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Heady Emerald Sanctuary

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Heady Emerald Sanctuary

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Big Filthpig

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Heady Emerald Sanctuary

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: nofapping hairraiser selfie

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Heady Emerald Sanctuary

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: nofapping hairraiser selfie

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Heady Emerald Sanctuary

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Chartreuse frisky theater stage feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Abnormal Sapphire Dilemma

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Umber Odious Shitlib

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: glittery ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: Lime curious garrison azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: dun nighttime goal in life

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: vivacious stage pervert

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: Red double fault trump supporter

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: vibrant gaming laptop resort

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Heady Emerald Sanctuary

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: nofapping hairraiser selfie

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: Godawful set

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Heady Emerald Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Heady Emerald Sanctuary

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: Motley Hospital Cuck

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: slap-happy misanthropic kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Carnelian range

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Carnelian range

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Heady Emerald Sanctuary

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Carnelian range

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Carnelian range

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Carnelian range

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Heady Emerald Sanctuary

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Heady Emerald Sanctuary

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: blue faggotry

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: marvelous henna rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: slap-happy misanthropic kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: arousing clown gas station

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Heady Emerald Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: wonderful wagecucks ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: pea-brained library

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Abnormal Sapphire Dilemma

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Cream contagious depressive

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: cocky house-broken coldplay fan community account

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: dun nighttime goal in life

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: soul-stirring jewess sex offender

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: dashing business firm

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Claret metal telephone

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: primrose death wish roast beef

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: Lime curious garrison azn

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Irate station

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: stimulating idea he suggested mother

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Heady Emerald Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Startling mahogany athletic conference forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: mint hairless dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Amber bonkers main people

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: wonderful wagecucks ticket booth

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Amber bonkers main people

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: wonderful wagecucks ticket booth

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Hunting Ground Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Hunting Ground Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Amber bonkers main people

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: cerebral green tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: haunting ratface locale

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: haunting ratface locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: honey-headed adventurous volcanic crater property

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: high-end dopamine kitty cat

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Chrome French Chef Lay

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: passionate trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: Motley Hospital Cuck

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: marvelous henna rigpig

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Chrome French Chef Lay

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: honey-headed adventurous volcanic crater property

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683523)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Abusive Mustard Piazza Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: marvelous henna rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: passionate trailer park



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Startling mahogany athletic conference forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Fuchsia orchestra pit stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: multi-colored at-the-ready public bath blood rage

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Big Filthpig

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Abusive Mustard Piazza Halford

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Fragrant Puce Address Place Of Business



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: marvelous henna rigpig



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: vibrant gaming laptop resort

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: copper racy field

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Brindle aromatic mood bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Vigorous chapel ape

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: peach indian lodge elastic band



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: dun nighttime goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: marvelous henna rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Amber bonkers main people

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: marvelous henna rigpig

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Amber bonkers main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Amber bonkers main people

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: wonderful wagecucks ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: nofapping hairraiser selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: alcoholic space

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Amber bonkers main people

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: alcoholic space

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Amber bonkers main people

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: marvelous henna rigpig



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: nofapping hairraiser selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: alcoholic space

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: alcoholic space

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: crystalline yapping wrinkle crotch

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Arrogant Citrine University

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: alcoholic space

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: pea-brained library

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: crystalline yapping wrinkle crotch

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: mint hairless dysfunction

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: alcoholic space

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: Lime curious garrison azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: Brindle aromatic mood bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author:  violent jap

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Big Filthpig

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: cerebral green tanning salon

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: vivacious stage pervert



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Big Filthpig

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: nofapping hairraiser selfie

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Arrogant Citrine University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Big Filthpig

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Chrome French Chef Lay

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: passionate trailer park



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Hunting Ground Menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: Brindle aromatic mood bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: high-end dopamine kitty cat



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Amber bonkers main people

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Fragrant Puce Address Place Of Business

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Startling mahogany athletic conference forum



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: ocher cruise ship



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author:  mischievous idiot abode

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: alcoholic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: marvelous henna rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: orange parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Chrome French Chef Lay

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: alcoholic space

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: marvelous henna rigpig

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: alcoholic space

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: marvelous henna rigpig

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: alcoholic space

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Pearl Narrow-minded



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Chrome French Chef Lay

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: alcoholic space

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: alcoholic space

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Chrome French Chef Lay

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: alcoholic space

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Lilac Macaca Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: seedy alcoholic electric furnace trust fund

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: buck-toothed police squad den

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: crystalline yapping wrinkle crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Abusive Mustard Piazza Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: nofapping hairraiser selfie

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: mint hairless dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: passionate trailer park

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone weed whacker

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: 

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author:  idiotic brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: crystalline yapping wrinkle crotch

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: alcoholic space

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: seedy alcoholic electric furnace trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: seedy alcoholic electric furnace trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: pea-brained library

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: alcoholic space

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: pea-brained library

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: alcoholic space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: alcoholic space

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: pea-brained library

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: alcoholic space

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: pea-brained library

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: alcoholic space

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: pea-brained library

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: marvelous henna rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: vibrant gaming laptop resort

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author:  friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Arrogant Citrine University

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: pea-brained library

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Arrogant Citrine University

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: pea-brained library

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Arrogant Citrine University

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: pea-brained library

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Arrogant Citrine University

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: pea-brained library

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Shimmering bull headed institution

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: pea-brained library

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Shimmering bull headed institution

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: pea-brained library

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Arrogant Citrine University

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: pea-brained library

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Big Filthpig

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: pea-brained library

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Arrogant Citrine University

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: pea-brained library

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author:  Antidepressant Drug

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: buck-toothed police squad den

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: Thirsty yellow temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: bistre generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Chartreuse frisky theater stage feces

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: mint hairless dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Big-titted corner boistinker

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: hilarious hissy fit fanboi

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Chartreuse frisky theater stage feces

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: alcoholic space

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: hilarious hissy fit fanboi

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Lilac Macaca Dragon

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: vibrant gaming laptop resort

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: marvelous henna rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Heady Emerald Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Startling mahogany athletic conference forum

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author:  friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Doobsian theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: marvelous henna rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: geriatric

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Irate station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: marvelous henna rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: chestnut

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Chartreuse frisky theater stage feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: chocolate provocative state mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Chrome French Chef Lay

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Irate station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: marvelous henna rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Free-loading olive prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: mint hairless dysfunction

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: translucent exhilarant twinkling uncleanness

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: hilarious hissy fit fanboi

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Doobsian theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author:  codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: mint hairless dysfunction

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: sickened out-of-control yarmulke haunted graveyard

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: dun nighttime goal in life

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: chestnut

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: 

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Abusive Mustard Piazza Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Brindle aromatic mood bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Doobsian theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: pearly headpube

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  doctorate

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: Lime curious garrison azn

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: brilliant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Startling mahogany athletic conference forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: khaki tripping indirect expression

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: Lime curious garrison azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: scarlet infuriating liquid oxygen fat ankles

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author:  clear private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: crystalline yapping wrinkle crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: mint hairless dysfunction

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: vermilion pocket flask step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author:  smoky organic girlfriend

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author:  smoky organic girlfriend

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author:  codepig

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: impressive ruby

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Heady Emerald Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: crystalline yapping wrinkle crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: wine elite deer antler

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: exciting carmine juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: crystalline yapping wrinkle crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: mint hairless dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: 

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: mint hairless dysfunction

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author:  old irish cottage

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Shimmering bull headed institution

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: snowy preventive strike

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: snowy preventive strike

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Chrome French Chef Lay

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: snowy preventive strike

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: crystalline yapping wrinkle crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: confused



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: vermilion pocket flask step-uncle's house

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: snowy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: snowy preventive strike

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: pink legend

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: mint hairless dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: galvanic bearded circlehead

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: snowy preventive strike

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Abusive Mustard Piazza Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: snowy preventive strike

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: snowy preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: Mewling medicated

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Grizzly

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: Mewling medicated

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: Mewling medicated



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: slate national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Chrome French Chef Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Chrome French Chef Lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: Lemon boiling water



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: mint hairless dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Cyan Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: peach indian lodge elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Chrome French Chef Lay

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: swollen amethyst cumskin laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Irate station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: cheese-eating regret

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  turquoise

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Purple titillating lettuce national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: crystalline yapping wrinkle crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Irate station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#49548061)