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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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Pink duck-like partner
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comical twinkling site organic girlfriend
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"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
comical twinkling site organic girlfriend
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Pink duck-like partner
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
Appetizing Yarmulke Piazza
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yapping magical space
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carnelian milk
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soggy hominid
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
Pink duck-like partner
  09/18/24
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snowy blathering property rigor
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
milky step-uncle's house new version
  09/18/24
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jet provocative resort
  09/19/24
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wild alcoholic karate candlestick maker
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
jade dysfunction mental disorder
  09/18/24
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Cruel-hearted hairraiser double fault parlor
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
red abnormal point
  09/18/24
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jade dysfunction mental disorder
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
bipolar church building codepig
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
vermilion godawful locus
  09/18/24
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wild alcoholic karate candlestick maker
  09/18/24
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pale dashing stage
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
Flickering exciting water buffalo
  09/18/24
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Pink duck-like partner
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
bipolar church building codepig
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
Pink duck-like partner
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
bipolar church building codepig
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
Pink duck-like partner
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
bipolar church building codepig
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
bipolar church building codepig
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
narrow-minded chest-beating pozpig bawdyhouse
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
bipolar church building codepig
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
narrow-minded chest-beating pozpig bawdyhouse
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
bipolar church building codepig
  09/18/24
another type of solution
narrow-minded chest-beating pozpig bawdyhouse
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
Pink duck-like partner
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Fragrant sepia theatre
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
charismatic persian
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
bipolar church building codepig
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
Pink duck-like partner
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
bipolar church building codepig
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
bipolar church building codepig
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
Flickering exciting water buffalo
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
bipolar church building codepig
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
Flickering exciting water buffalo
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
bipolar church building codepig
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
Pink duck-like partner
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
Flickering exciting water buffalo
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
Pink duck-like partner
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
bipolar church building codepig
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
Pink duck-like partner
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
bipolar church building codepig
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Pink duck-like partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48103439)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: comical twinkling site organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: comical twinkling site organic girlfriend

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Pink duck-like partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48103856)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Appetizing Yarmulke Piazza

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: yapping magical space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48103458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: carnelian milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48103858)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: soggy hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48103859)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Pink duck-like partner

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: snowy blathering property rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48103881)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: milky step-uncle's house new version

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: jet provocative resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48108458)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: wild alcoholic karate candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48103453)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: jade dysfunction mental disorder

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted hairraiser double fault parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48103885)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: red abnormal point

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: jade dysfunction mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: bipolar church building codepig

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: vermilion godawful locus

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: wild alcoholic karate candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48103931)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: pale dashing stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48104396)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Flickering exciting water buffalo

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: Pink duck-like partner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: bipolar church building codepig

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Pink duck-like partner

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: bipolar church building codepig

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Pink duck-like partner

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: bipolar church building codepig

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: bipolar church building codepig

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: narrow-minded chest-beating pozpig bawdyhouse

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: bipolar church building codepig

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: narrow-minded chest-beating pozpig bawdyhouse

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: bipolar church building codepig

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: narrow-minded chest-beating pozpig bawdyhouse

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Pink duck-like partner

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Fragrant sepia theatre

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: charismatic persian

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: bipolar church building codepig

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Pink duck-like partner

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: bipolar church building codepig

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: bipolar church building codepig

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Flickering exciting water buffalo

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: bipolar church building codepig

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Flickering exciting water buffalo

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: bipolar church building codepig

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Pink duck-like partner

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Flickering exciting water buffalo

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: Pink duck-like partner

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: bipolar church building codepig

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: Pink duck-like partner

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: bipolar church building codepig

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Flickering exciting water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2,#49340186)