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Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| Titillating Cerise Plaza | 01/03/23 |
| Crusty Saffron Ratface | 01/03/23 |
| Titillating Cerise Plaza | 01/03/23 |
| Hyperactive Prole Double Fault | 01/03/23 |
| Titillating Cerise Plaza | 01/04/23 |
| Citrine aromatic hell | 01/04/23 |
| Disrespectful roast beef | 01/04/23 |
| stubborn white pisswyrm | 01/04/23 |
| Crusty Saffron Ratface | 01/04/23 |
| stubborn white pisswyrm | 01/04/23 |
| Crusty Saffron Ratface | 01/04/23 |
| stubborn white pisswyrm | 01/04/23 |
| Crusty Saffron Ratface | 01/04/23 |
| Navy newt | 04/19/23 |
| Crusty Saffron Ratface | 04/19/23 |
| Bat shit crazy dilemma | 04/23/24 |
| Citrine aromatic hell | 04/23/24 |
| Disrespectful roast beef | 04/30/24 |
| khaki zombie-like shitlib | 04/30/24 |
| Odious abusive boltzmann | 04/30/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 | 08/26/25 |
| Excitant cruel-hearted hall | 01/03/23 |
| startled talented office dingle berry | 01/03/23 |
| Crusty Saffron Ratface | 01/03/23 |
| Crusty Saffron Ratface | 01/03/23 |
| sooty aphrodisiac orchestra pit | 01/04/23 |
| bespoke very tactful trump supporter toaster | 01/04/23 |
| Vibrant bat-shit-crazy milk principal's office | 01/04/23 |
| galvanic public bath hairy legs | 04/23/24 |
| Azure free-loading faggotry legal warrant | 01/04/23 |
| maize psychic | 01/04/23 |
| Pearl territorial telephone elastic band | 01/04/23 |
| Excitant cruel-hearted hall | 01/04/23 |
| Excitant cruel-hearted hall | 01/04/23 |
| Excitant cruel-hearted hall | 01/06/23 |
| Excitant cruel-hearted hall | 01/24/23 |
| Excitant cruel-hearted hall | 12/27/23 |
| Light motley lay | 12/27/23 |
| Excitant cruel-hearted hall | 02/07/24 |
| startled talented office dingle berry | 02/07/24 |
| Excitant cruel-hearted hall | 04/23/24 |
| Frozen address | 04/23/24 |
| Excitant cruel-hearted hall | 04/23/24 |
| pink coffee pot center | 04/23/24 |
| Racy Flirting Church Building | 04/23/24 |
| Vibrant bat-shit-crazy milk principal's office | 04/23/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| seedy buff casino death wish | 04/23/24 |
| seedy buff casino death wish | 04/30/24 |
| Disrespectful roast beef | 04/30/24 |
| Racy Flirting Church Building | 04/30/24 |
| Disrespectful roast beef | 04/30/24 |
| Vibrant bat-shit-crazy milk principal's office | 04/30/24 |
| kevin eubanks and the tonight show band | 08/26/25 |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: Titillating Cerise Plaza One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: Crusty Saffron Ratface https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736910) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: Titillating Cerise Plaza Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736920) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Hyperactive Prole Double Fault 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736930) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: Titillating Cerise Plaza Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45738950) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Citrine aromatic hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45738951) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: Disrespectful roast beef alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45738975) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: stubborn white pisswyrm anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45738984) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: Crusty Saffron Ratface everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739057) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: stubborn white pisswyrm so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739106) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: Crusty Saffron Ratface (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739112) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: stubborn white pisswyrm It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739151) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: Crusty Saffron Ratface more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739155) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: Navy newt 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#46206733) |
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Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: Crusty Saffron Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#46206694) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: Bat shit crazy dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603587) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Citrine aromatic hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603607) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: Disrespectful roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620711) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: khaki zombie-like shitlib (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620846) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: Odious abusive boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620946) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#49213068) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: Excitant cruel-hearted hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736856) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: startled talented office dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736859) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: Crusty Saffron Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736872) |
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Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: Crusty Saffron Ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45736908) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: sooty aphrodisiac orchestra pit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739167) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: bespoke very tactful trump supporter toaster SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739289) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: Vibrant bat-shit-crazy milk principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739308) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: galvanic public bath hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603641) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Azure free-loading faggotry legal warrant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739301) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: maize psychic The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739348) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Pearl territorial telephone elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739457) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: Excitant cruel-hearted hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45739630) |
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Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: Excitant cruel-hearted hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45742027) |
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Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: Excitant cruel-hearted hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45750389) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: Excitant cruel-hearted hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#45835222) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: Excitant cruel-hearted hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47219210) |
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Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: Light motley lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47219260) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: Excitant cruel-hearted hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47376237) |
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Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: startled talented office dingle berry (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47376245) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Excitant cruel-hearted hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603827) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Frozen address Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603834) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: Excitant cruel-hearted hall QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603842) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: pink coffee pot center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47603847) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: Racy Flirting Church Building (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47604038) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: Vibrant bat-shit-crazy milk principal's office (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47604053) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#49213069) |
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Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: seedy buff casino death wish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47604067) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: seedy buff casino death wish The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620822) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: Disrespectful roast beef it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620882) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: Racy Flirting Church Building when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620919) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: Disrespectful roast beef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47620938) |
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Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: Vibrant bat-shit-crazy milk principal's office (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#47621001) |
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Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2,#49213065) |