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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
Khaki irradiated old irish cottage doctorate
  07/19/24
I live like this now
Amber Locale
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Citrine razzle goal in life
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Juan Eighty
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loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it w...
very tactful yellow laser beams
  07/19/24
This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
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Vigorous Half-breed
  07/19/24
*in the next week
Khaki irradiated old irish cottage doctorate
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Hairraiser violet set background story
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libs maf!
painfully honest crotch people who are hurt
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painfully honest crotch people who are hurt
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violent trailer park
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effete trip athletic conference
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marvelous house
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NM is back
chartreuse pontificating clown library
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God I hope so
Hairraiser violet set background story
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His love is with us always, brother.
Khaki irradiated old irish cottage doctorate
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He poasted yesterday iirc
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Wow
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violent trailer park
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mrx sunburst
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chartreuse pontificating clown library
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Pics?
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judgmental prole state
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Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
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OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick ....
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Passionate depressive
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Khaki irradiated old irish cottage doctorate

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Amber Locale

I live like this now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866513)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Citrine razzle goal in life



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: diverse trust fund bawdyhouse

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47867315)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Vibrant elastic band resort



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: umber insane sweet tailpipe



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#49221692)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: very tactful yellow laser beams

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: effete trip athletic conference

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: Vigorous Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47868208)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Khaki irradiated old irish cottage doctorate

*in the next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47874025)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser violet set background story



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: painfully honest crotch people who are hurt

libs maf!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47867901)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: aquamarine hall



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Swashbuckling wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47869891)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: tantric black woman

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: Vigorous Half-breed

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: chestnut spot giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866530)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: painfully honest crotch people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: violent trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866545)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: effete trip athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866550)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: marvelous house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866552)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: chartreuse pontificating clown library

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser violet set background story

God I hope so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866698)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Khaki irradiated old irish cottage doctorate

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Vigorous Half-breed

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: white bossy tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866568)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Khaki irradiated old irish cottage doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866578)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: curious headpube stage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: wonderful cordovan legend patrolman



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: comical bistre jew



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Disturbing Office Cuckold



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: stubborn zombie-like piazza french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47867895)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: cobalt newt



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: supple obsidian church karate



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Vigorous Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#48622733)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: political and religious prisoner



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#49221683)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: painfully honest crotch people who are hurt



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: violent trailer park



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: violent trailer park

mrx sunburst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866553)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: chartreuse pontificating clown library



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: Lascivious henna toilet seat partner

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47868535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: chartreuse pontificating clown library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866555)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Magenta Yapping Dilemma Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866706)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: comical bistre jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866810)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: comical bistre jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47867174)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: judgmental prole state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47867320)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Titillating Indigo Coffee Pot Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47867741)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: sick field

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Vigorous Half-breed

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Passionate depressive



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: Lascivious henna toilet seat partner

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: chestnut spot giraffe

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Khaki irradiated old irish cottage doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47869852)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: Vigorous Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47871075)



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Khaki irradiated old irish cottage doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47874024)