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one million dollars but you have to eat taco bell in your car every day

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one cr...
translucent nighttime boistinker
  12/15/25
Tough part would be always needing to be within driving dist...
peach sanctuary
  12/15/25
that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US
hyperventilating church building
  12/15/25
i think luis is in del taco turf
Cerebral Jew Hospital
  12/15/25
We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about w...
peach sanctuary
  12/15/25
Why would you ever want to leave visalia
Supple Indirect Expression
  12/15/25
...
Histrionic vengeful site sandwich
  12/15/25
Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in c...
Umber Roommate
  12/15/25
yes but you cant pack your car.
translucent nighttime boistinker
  12/15/25
what's with the crunchy taco requirement obviously yes
slimy charcoal lay
  12/15/25
makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.
translucent nighttime boistinker
  12/15/25
(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)
slimy charcoal lay
  12/15/25
Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.
Umber Roommate
  12/15/25
(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco sh...
translucent nighttime boistinker
  12/15/25
I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to e...
Umber Roommate
  12/15/25
I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the...
Zombie-like digit ratio
  12/15/25
Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks a...
Umber Roommate
  12/15/25
cambodia town
hilarious hideous ceo institution
  12/15/25
am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?
boyish sienna becky
  12/15/25
no just the normal fast food car experience
translucent nighttime boistinker
  12/15/25
not worth it at all if i could have that 1hr-30min period...
boyish sienna becky
  12/15/25
1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me o...
maroon fanboi
  12/15/25
lol one million dollars is nothing
brindle new version trust fund
  12/15/25
Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of...
lake vivacious friendly grandma marketing idea
  12/15/25
Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really el...
Umber Roommate
  12/15/25
what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break i...
brindle new version trust fund
  12/15/25
This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take...
Indecent Thriller Goal In Life
  12/15/25
Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have...
Umber Roommate
  12/15/25
Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/...
Indecent Thriller Goal In Life
  12/15/25
how do they feel about Muslims over there
maroon fanboi
  12/15/25
...
Umber Roommate
  12/15/25
Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared f...
Vigorous university clown
  12/16/25
For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure
marvelous generalized bond
  12/15/25
Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?
cracking indian lodge
  12/15/25
I do this most nights without one million
self-centered blood rage
  12/15/25
...
excitant bisexual alpha selfie
  12/15/25
...
Violent lavender stead
  12/15/25
...
Wonderful station famous landscape painting
  12/16/25
I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in ...
sinister comical spot
  12/15/25
Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lift...
self-centered blood rage
  12/15/25
(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy bui...
Cobalt contagious step-uncle's house
  12/15/25
(Virgin)
self-centered blood rage
  12/15/25
...
Indecent Thriller Goal In Life
  12/15/25
yes, so
Cobalt contagious step-uncle's house
  12/16/25
lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, othe...
Frozen Garnet Community Account House
  12/15/25
https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu...
hilarious hideous ceo institution
  12/15/25
Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.
Frozen Garnet Community Account House
  12/15/25
what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol
swashbuckling offensive genital piercing
  12/15/25
Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than you...
Vigorous university clown
  12/16/25
just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would l...
hilarious hideous ceo institution
  12/16/25
now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)
swashbuckling offensive genital piercing
  12/16/25
wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever...
Violent lavender stead
  12/15/25
you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you ca...
Cobalt contagious step-uncle's house
  12/15/25
They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in sto...
Vigorous university clown
  12/16/25
unironically great legal acumen here
Dashing Green Meetinghouse
  12/16/25
keep in mind if youre married or something you have to expla...
translucent nighttime boistinker
  12/15/25
i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make t...
Violent lavender stead
  12/15/25
...
Indecent Thriller Goal In Life
  12/15/25
lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on C...
hilarious hideous ceo institution
  12/16/25
...
Dashing Green Meetinghouse
  12/16/25
*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*
peach sanctuary
  12/16/25
OKay
Racy forum
  12/15/25
where would I get the million dollars?
Geriatric National
  12/16/25
Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.
mauve location masturbator
  12/17/25
xo is a shell of its former self too many lactose intoler...
Geriatric National
  12/17/25
I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times...
Appetizing faggotry lodge
  12/16/25
This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics t...
self-centered blood rage
  12/16/25
Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Mich...
Passionate field
  12/17/25
yeah you gotta pay for it though
translucent nighttime boistinker
  12/17/25
tp
startled plaza
  12/17/25


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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: translucent nighttime boistinker

for the rest of your life. it has to include at least one crunchy taco. the money is tax free. food is free. you can order whatever else you want for free if you eat it. if you miss a day obviously you die.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49511829)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: peach sanctuary

Tough part would be always needing to be within driving distance of Taco Bell. 🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49511832)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: hyperventilating church building

that isn't particularly hard if you stay in the US

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49511859)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Cerebral Jew Hospital

i think luis is in del taco turf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49511883)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: peach sanctuary

We have plenty of taco Bells here. Was just thinking about whether it would make travel too stressful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49511886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Supple Indirect Expression

Why would you ever want to leave visalia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49511914)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Histrionic vengeful site sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512273)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: Umber Roommate

Can you just pack them in a little cooler for travel or in case of bad weather? With the preservatives, I assume it could last ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49511860)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: translucent nighttime boistinker

yes but you cant pack your car.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49511890)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: slimy charcoal lay

what's with the crunchy taco requirement

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49511844)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:41 PM
Author: translucent nighttime boistinker

makes a huge mess in your car. gotta clean it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49511846)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: slimy charcoal lay

(guy who doesn't frequently eat fast food in his car)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49511849)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: Umber Roommate

Srsly. Just spread dem napkins out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49511856)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: translucent nighttime boistinker

(guy who thinks taco bell napkins will save him from taco shell bits)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512378)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:48 PM
Author: Umber Roommate

I’m going to pass. Not worth the stress of having to either get Taco Bell daily or pack enough with me or dying. Sometimes I’m sick, there are driving bans in snowy places, I threw out my back once, flights are delayed and you get stuck abroad for an extra night, etc. Really have to plan life around this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49511869)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Zombie-like digit ratio

I'd move to this spot in Long Beach CA that's exactly in the middle of a group of 4 Tacos Bell.

https://www.google.com/maps/search/taco+bell/@33.7913592,-118.199696,7662m/data=!3m1!1e3?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI1MTIwOS4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49511910)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Umber Roommate

Amazing. Those two in San Pedro are only 10 *short* blocks apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512089)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: hilarious hideous ceo institution

cambodia town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512126)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: boyish sienna becky

am i guaranteed that time to be completely uninterrupted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49511884)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: translucent nighttime boistinker

no just the normal fast food car experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49511891)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: boyish sienna becky

not worth it at all

if i could have that 1hr-30min period in peace then its worth its weight in gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49511921)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:46 PM
Author: maroon fanboi

1. can i buy like 30 tacos, freeze them, take them with me on my travels and eat them there

2. can i eat them in a taxi or someone else's car in these locations, does that qualify as "my" car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512043)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: brindle new version trust fund

lol one million dollars is nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512062)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: lake vivacious friendly grandma marketing idea

Would do it if it weren't in my car. Just stop in for one of those potato tacos everyday and make it part of my routine on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512069)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: Umber Roommate

Those may be the best item on the menu. Fire sauce really elevates them (not ttt Diablo with all the liquid smoke).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512078)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: brindle new version trust fund

what if theyre closed on the holidays do you have to break in or eat stale takeout?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512072)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Indecent Thriller Goal In Life

This would be like 2 hours of driving per meal. Could I take the money and build my own taco bell in my yard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512074)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Umber Roommate

Where tf do you live? (Rhetorical-no doobs.) I probably have 50 (edit: 40) within an hour’s drive assuming no traffic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512080)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Indecent Thriller Goal In Life

Buy this and you can be my neighbor https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/9705-Us-Highway-93-N-Olney-MT-59927/116346200_zpid/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512113)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: maroon fanboi

how do they feel about Muslims over there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512118)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Umber Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512185)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:33 AM
Author: Vigorous university clown

Devante Adams has a taco bell in his house. He is prepared for this hypo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512913)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: marvelous generalized bond

For the rest of my life, no. A year or two, sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512077)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: cracking indian lodge

Can you do the diarrhea right in your car?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512115)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: self-centered blood rage

I do this most nights without one million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512124)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: excitant bisexual alpha selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512364)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Violent lavender stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512369)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Wonderful station famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49513947)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: sinister comical spot

I’d do this for a $100k raise, but I eat fast food in my car at least 3-4 days in a work week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512129)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: self-centered blood rage

Same. Not shitty genetics though so it goes right to my lifts. The typical balding XOer or azn who ate rice pellets growing up might see a difference though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512136)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:20 PM
Author: Cobalt contagious step-uncle's house

(5'10" guy with a stocky, stubby in parts, buff guy build)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512143)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: self-centered blood rage

(Virgin)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512432)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Indecent Thriller Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512558)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Cobalt contagious step-uncle's house

yes, so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49513886)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Frozen Garnet Community Account House

lol no. Maybe $10M if I can take the Taco Bell with me, otherwise this means staying in the USA forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512130)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: hilarious hideous ceo institution

https://www.allrecipes.com/best-international-taco-bell-menu-items-11799547

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512140)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Frozen Garnet Community Account House

Coverage seems spotty at best. Not worth it for just $1M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512146)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: swashbuckling offensive genital piercing

what if Taco Bell goes out of business, do you just die? lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512290)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 12:36 AM
Author: Vigorous university clown

Worrying more about Taco Bell going out of business than your own mortality seems backwards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512918)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: hilarious hideous ceo institution

just buy it up in bankruptcy. then whatever you cook would legally be "Taco Bell"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49513288)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: swashbuckling offensive genital piercing

now this guy's thinking like a lawyer ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49515717)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Violent lavender stead

wtf? this is the easiest "obviously yes" hypo ever.

xo routinely thinks they could pitch 90mph as balding lawyers for $1M but one crunchy taco a day is insurmountable?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512375)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:02 PM
Author: Cobalt contagious step-uncle's house

you have to eat it in your car every day. which means you can only travel as far as you can take your car. sure you could go out of the country, but i hope you have 1 month for a trip to Europe as you're going to be steaming your way across the Atlantic. all of that for the rest of your life in exchange for only $1m dollars. are you stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512382)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Vigorous university clown

They sell Taco Bell taco seasoning, sauce, and shells in stores. OP never said you need to get Taco Bell made at a restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49513544)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:55 PM
Author: Dashing Green Meetinghouse

unironically great legal acumen here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49515761)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: translucent nighttime boistinker

keep in mind if youre married or something you have to explain it to your wife and kids. like literally on christmas day you have to step out for taco bell. you can say you magically got a million dollars for a taco bell deal but i dont know how it would go over with the misses. im guessing shed just get mad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512385)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Violent lavender stead

i misread this as $1m per annum. a one time deal does make this much less appealing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512424)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:27 PM
Author: Indecent Thriller Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512466)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: hilarious hideous ceo institution

lol'ing at the image of my wife watching me like a HAWK on Christmas day 24 hours no rest to make sure I don't sneak out to eat a single taco

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49513291)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Dashing Green Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49513895)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: peach sanctuary

*brings taco bell party pack to every potluck*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49513957)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Racy forum

OKay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49512389)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 4:49 AM
Author: Geriatric National

where would I get the million dollars?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49513036)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:30 AM
Author: mauve location masturbator

Ran here. I can't believe you were the first to say that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49515800)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: Geriatric National

xo is a shell of its former self

too many lactose intolerant folks if you catch my drift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49515846)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Appetizing faggotry lodge

I make close to $1 mil and eat Taco Bell in my car 2-3 times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49513892)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:56 PM
Author: self-centered blood rage

This. Kind of funny the people who have such shit genetics this fucks them somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49515765)



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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: Passionate field

Can I open a mobile Taco Bell and have my fry cook be a Michelin trained chef?

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: translucent nighttime boistinker

yeah you gotta pay for it though

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Date: December 17th, 2025 12:46 AM
Author: startled plaza

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810658&forum_id=2,#49515807)