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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
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His love is with us always, brother.
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He poasted yesterday iirc
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen national security agency

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Lemon Reading Party

I live like this now

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Nighttime deranged mad-dog skullcap black woman



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: topaz bossy trump supporter

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Exciting temple lettuce



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: Bonkers Startled Parlor



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Avocado aggressive deer antler toaster

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: saffron people who are hurt

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: useless titillating internal respiration



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen national security agency

*in the next week

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: demanding haunting gay wizard



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: cheese-eating sweet tailpipe

libs maf!

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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Sickened Ticket Booth



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Black Preventive Strike



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: Primrose library round eye

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: useless titillating internal respiration

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: insecure international law enforcement agency



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: cheese-eating sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: rambunctious heaven really tough guy



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: saffron people who are hurt



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: stubborn coldplay fan



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: wonderful regret indian lodge

NM is back

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: demanding haunting gay wizard

God I hope so

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen national security agency

His love is with us always, brother.

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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: useless titillating internal respiration

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: sticky green coffee pot famous landscape painting



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen national security agency



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: Claret multi-colored spot



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Vivacious Bespoke Theatre Boistinker



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: dull brunch



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Pale rigor mood



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Well-lubricated insane french chef faggot firefighter



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Cracking mint alpha generalized bond



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: floppy circlehead indirect expression



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: useless titillating internal respiration



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: consumptive good



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: cheese-eating sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: rambunctious heaven really tough guy



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: rambunctious heaven really tough guy

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: wonderful regret indian lodge



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: Gaped Chocolate Box Office Boiling Water

Pics?

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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: wonderful regret indian lodge



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: Copper center main people



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: dull brunch



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: dull brunch



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: indecent stag film travel guidebook



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: elite den



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: Glassy curious wagecucks

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: useless titillating internal respiration

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: razzle private investor queen of the night



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: Gaped Chocolate Box Office Boiling Water

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: insecure international law enforcement agency

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen national security agency



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: useless titillating internal respiration



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling kitchen national security agency



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