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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Bright dead set national security agency
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Twisted gaming laptop
  08/28/25
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Bright dead set national security agency
  08/28/25
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Pungent mental disorder
  08/28/25
that's it?
mentally impaired black menage toilet seat
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Bright dead set national security agency
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
French very tactful base circlehead
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
mentally impaired black menage toilet seat
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
comical useless brakes station
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Soggy Factory Reset Button Friendly Grandma
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
comical useless brakes station
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Soggy Factory Reset Button Friendly Grandma
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
comical useless brakes station
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
lfo
  09/12/25
Haha wow
Adulterous Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria Goal In Life
  08/28/25
Happy?
erotic multi-billionaire
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Adulterous Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria Goal In Life
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
comical useless brakes station
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Pungent mental disorder
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
comical useless brakes station
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Pungent mental disorder
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
fragrant site mediation
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
offensive hateful persian
  08/28/25
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vivacious brunch macaca
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
trip jap ape
  08/29/25
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curious ticket booth mad-dog skullcap
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
provocative tanning salon
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Concupiscible gas station
  08/29/25
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vivacious brunch macaca
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Appetizing Flesh School Puppy
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Concupiscible gas station
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Soggy Factory Reset Button Friendly Grandma
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
vermilion lay electric furnace
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
comical useless brakes station
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Adulterous Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria Goal In Life
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
provocative tanning salon
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
comical useless brakes station
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
aphrodisiac faggotry
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
disgusting heady pit ratface
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Adulterous Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria Goal In Life
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Pungent mental disorder
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
comical useless brakes station
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Concupiscible gas station
  09/01/25
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comical useless brakes station
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Concupiscible gas station
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
comical useless brakes station
  09/01/25
Lolololol
erotic multi-billionaire
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Adulterous Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria Goal In Life
  09/01/25
?
lfo
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Razzmatazz Shaky Therapy
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Adulterous Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria Goal In Life
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
lfo
  09/12/25
Yes
Candy Ride
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
lfo
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
lfo
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
richard clock
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Bright dead set national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Twisted gaming laptop

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Bright dead set national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Pungent mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: mentally impaired black menage toilet seat

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Bright dead set national security agency

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: French very tactful base circlehead

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: mentally impaired black menage toilet seat

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: comical useless brakes station

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Soggy Factory Reset Button Friendly Grandma

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: comical useless brakes station

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Soggy Factory Reset Button Friendly Grandma

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: comical useless brakes station

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259308)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Adulterous Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria Goal In Life

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: erotic multi-billionaire

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Adulterous Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria Goal In Life

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: comical useless brakes station

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Pungent mental disorder

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: comical useless brakes station

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Pungent mental disorder

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: fragrant site mediation

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: offensive hateful persian

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: vivacious brunch macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: trip jap ape

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: curious ticket booth mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: provocative tanning salon

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Concupiscible gas station

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: vivacious brunch macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Appetizing Flesh School Puppy

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Concupiscible gas station

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Soggy Factory Reset Button Friendly Grandma

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: vermilion lay electric furnace

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: comical useless brakes station

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Adulterous Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria Goal In Life

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: provocative tanning salon

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: comical useless brakes station

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: aphrodisiac faggotry

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: disgusting heady pit ratface

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Adulterous Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria Goal In Life

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Pungent mental disorder

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: comical useless brakes station

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible gas station

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: comical useless brakes station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible gas station

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: comical useless brakes station

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: erotic multi-billionaire

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Adulterous Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria Goal In Life

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Shaky Therapy

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Adulterous Up-to-no-good School Cafeteria Goal In Life

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Candy Ride

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: lfo

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Candy Ride

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: lfo

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: lfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: richard clock

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2,#49259839)