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😍A day in the life of President Newsom's America😍

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ag...
Provocative stage
  07/19/24
I live like this now
floppy rigpig coffee pot
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Juan Eighty
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loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it w...
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  07/19/24
This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Pr...
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sienna fragrant knife sex offender
  07/19/24
*in the next week
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Crimson excitant range degenerate
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libs maf!
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hairraiser messiness
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NM is back
Charismatic trump supporter orchestra pit
  07/19/24
God I hope so
Crimson excitant range degenerate
  07/19/24
His love is with us always, brother.
Provocative stage
  07/19/24
He poasted yesterday iirc
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Wow
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black gas station persian
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Passionate ultramarine queen of the night public bath
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mrx sunburst
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Charismatic trump supporter orchestra pit
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Pics?
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Curious Lake Lay
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Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?
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OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick ....
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hideous principal's office
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convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unr...
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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Provocative stage

8:05 AM: You wake up alone. Your wife left you two months ago because your social credit score dropped below 500 after you misgendered someone at the grocery store. She couldn't deal with the shame.

8:30 AM: After getting dressed you head to the kitchen and start making yourself breakfast. You instinctively beckon "kids, get up, time for school," before stopping yourself. The government took them last week. Your son told his radically inclusive teacher, Mrx. Sunburst, that he identified as a girl (he finally cracked under the peer pressure) and that his dad would be mad. Per President Newsom's new "Protect Our Youth" law, they were swiftly removed from your custody and taken to a state run communal dorm for trans kids.

You choke back tears and remain composed when you remember that any display of anger would trigger Alexa to further reduce your social score.

8:50 AM: You get in your car to head to work. Combustion engines have been banned and Tesla was shut down by state for subversive thought, so you take your shitty Prius.

10:00 AM: You're brought to a conference room at work and told that you won't be promoted until you improve your social score. The easiest way to do this is to increase your monthly tithe to the National Reparations Fund. You up it to 15%.

12:30 PM: You decide to walk around the block to get lunch but you're mugged. This has become a common occurence after President Newsom instituted a nationwide ban on prosecuting low level street crimes. In the scuffle, you push the mugger. A police officer runs to the scene and issues you a $500 ticket for vigilantism.

5:45 PM: You drive home to your empty house and make dinner. Meat protein is subject to a 50% tax, and given your 60% effective income tax rate and 15% tithe to the National Reparations Fund, you instead eat a bowl of fried cockroaches.

10:00 PM: You fall asleep and dream of dying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866498)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:37 PM
Author: floppy rigpig coffee pot

I live like this now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866513)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: kink-friendly resort striped hyena



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: doobsian dysfunction

180

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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:47 PM
Author: Sinister pearly immigrant



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:08 PM
Author: awkward national



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Juan Eighty



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling mentally impaired pozpig love of her life

loling that you actually wrote all that out and thought it was a good use of your time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866519)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Drab Kitty Abode

This will be bumped countless times when he announces his Presidential run in the next decade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866532)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: sienna fragrant knife sex offender



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Provocative stage

*in the next week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47874025)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Crimson excitant range degenerate



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: black gas station persian

libs maf!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47867901)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:32 PM
Author: Out-of-control vivacious marketing idea senate



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Date: July 20th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Henna Psychic Famous Landscape Painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47869891)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:02 PM
Author: titillating light set

Unfortunately you must not know how this places works. This is outlandish fiction. Treasonous thought. Tongue in cheek? Prophecy? Come back and see. When I read this tread. Full of dread. Knowing the first time would be the first of fifty. (Hello to me at #48!). This will be true. He is the scriptwriter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47868571)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:40 PM
Author: sienna fragrant knife sex offender

3:00 AM: An illegally flexible Newsom slides into the crack in your doorframe and stands over your sleeping carcass with a look of an emperor's bemusement, peppered with a divine pity not known to the world of men since the days of the true saints. His prehensile tongue flickers out and caresses the sweaty pores on your face briefly, before his cartilaginous skeleton flattens in on itself and exits through the window. You have been marked. You are chosen. Deep in your slumber, you dream of a crimson wind scattering over an blasted land of ash and smoke. Thousands cheer your name as you sail down a river of blood, at the helm of a Persian pleasure barge decadent enough to make Cyrus the Great blush. You awake briefly and feel something has changed. You return to sleep, and the next day begins anew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866523)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: Citrine New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866530)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: black gas station persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Passionate ultramarine queen of the night public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866545)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Drab Kitty Abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866550)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: hairraiser messiness



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: Charismatic trump supporter orchestra pit

NM is back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866565)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:19 PM
Author: Crimson excitant range degenerate

God I hope so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866698)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: Provocative stage

His love is with us always, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866750)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:27 PM
Author: sienna fragrant knife sex offender

He poasted yesterday iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866753)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: cerebral newt



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Provocative stage



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:03 PM
Author: vermilion startling fanboi



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:37 PM
Author: Marvelous Slap-happy Trailer Park Hominid



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: lilac pocket flask house



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:07 PM
Author: Honey-headed Hospital Kitty Cat



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz anal round eye scourge upon the earth



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:16 PM
Author: Jet Lodge Preventive Strike



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Date: July 19th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Vibrant lemon mediation



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Date: February 4th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: sienna fragrant knife sex offender



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: consumptive good



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: gibberish (?)

Wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#49221683)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:41 PM
Author: black gas station persian



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Passionate ultramarine queen of the night public bath



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Passionate ultramarine queen of the night public bath

mrx sunburst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47866553)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Charismatic trump supporter orchestra pit



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:40 PM
Author: hideous principal's office

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47868535)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 12:47 PM
Author: Charismatic trump supporter orchestra pit



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:20 PM
Author: thriller bipolar useless brakes



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Date: July 19th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: lilac pocket flask house



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Date: July 19th, 2024 2:45 PM
Author: lilac pocket flask house



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Date: July 19th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Olive talented point



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Date: July 19th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Curious Lake Lay



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:09 PM
Author: elite boltzmann gaming laptop

Lmao. Do you make Wojak YouTube vids in your spare time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47867866)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: sienna fragrant knife sex offender

OP is the terrorist pumping out those wojak with fat chick .jpgs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47868115)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 5:12 PM
Author: Ruddy Corner



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Date: July 19th, 2024 7:42 PM
Author: hideous principal's office

4:50 P.M. you change your work computer wallpaper to a picture of a shirtless Newsome reenacting the Kirk Cousins "You Like That" complete with chains and surrounding muscled Blacks after hearing a rumor it can improve your Social Credit Score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47868540)



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Date: July 19th, 2024 8:20 PM
Author: Citrine New Version

convenient, what with me already planning to do that for unrelated reasons and all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5559806&forum_id=2,#47868618)



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Date: July 20th, 2024 9:42 AM
Author: Provocative stage



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Date: July 20th, 2024 4:08 PM
Author: sienna fragrant knife sex offender



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Date: July 21st, 2024 2:08 PM
Author: Provocative stage



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