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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Multi-colored Hyperactive Partner Dilemma
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
vengeful adventurous tanning salon
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
garnet locale
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Arousing Crackhouse
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Anal aromatic base ratface
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Multi-colored Hyperactive Partner Dilemma
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Anal aromatic base ratface
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Arousing Crackhouse
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Anal aromatic base ratface
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Arousing Crackhouse
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Anal aromatic base ratface
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Arousing Crackhouse
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Anal aromatic base ratface
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Multi-colored Hyperactive Partner Dilemma
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Anal aromatic base ratface
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Arousing Crackhouse
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Anal aromatic base ratface
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Razzle medicated cuck heaven
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Anal aromatic base ratface
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Razzle medicated cuck heaven
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Anal aromatic base ratface
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
charismatic office scourge upon the earth
  04/08/25
that's rude
Anal aromatic base ratface
  04/08/25
...
Multi-colored Hyperactive Partner Dilemma
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Burgundy idiot
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Arousing Crackhouse
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Sienna fragrant keepsake machete school cafeteria
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Anal aromatic base ratface
  04/08/25
...
Multi-colored Hyperactive Partner Dilemma
  04/08/25
...
Anal aromatic base ratface
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Multi-colored Hyperactive Partner Dilemma
  04/09/25
...
Multi-colored Hyperactive Partner Dilemma
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
bull headed chapel
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
sepia beta point
  04/09/25
Ty
Anal aromatic base ratface
  04/09/25
...
Cerebral Purple Abode Sex Offender
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Provocative maize shrine
  04/09/25
...
Anal aromatic base ratface
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
mind-boggling codepig antidepressant drug
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Anal aromatic base ratface
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Anal aromatic base ratface
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
translucent den background story
  05/02/25
...
Anal aromatic base ratface
  05/12/25
...
Anal aromatic base ratface
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Anal aromatic base ratface
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
sepia beta point
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Anal aromatic base ratface
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Razzle medicated cuck heaven
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Anal aromatic base ratface
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Razzle medicated cuck heaven
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Crusty Headpube
  06/03/25
...
Anal aromatic base ratface
  06/26/25
OP?
Anal aromatic base ratface
  06/27/25
...
Anal aromatic base ratface
  07/09/25
...
Anal aromatic base ratface
  07/31/25
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chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?
chandler (retired)
  10/07/25
You are a hero.
lucius quinctius cincinnatus
  10/07/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Multi-colored Hyperactive Partner Dilemma

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: vengeful adventurous tanning salon

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: garnet locale

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Arousing Crackhouse

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Multi-colored Hyperactive Partner Dilemma

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Arousing Crackhouse

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Arousing Crackhouse

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Arousing Crackhouse

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored Hyperactive Partner Dilemma

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Arousing Crackhouse

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Razzle medicated cuck heaven

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Razzle medicated cuck heaven

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: charismatic office scourge upon the earth

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Multi-colored Hyperactive Partner Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Burgundy idiot

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Arousing Crackhouse

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Sienna fragrant keepsake machete school cafeteria

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Multi-colored Hyperactive Partner Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored Hyperactive Partner Dilemma

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored Hyperactive Partner Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: bull headed chapel

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: sepia beta point

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Cerebral Purple Abode Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Provocative maize shrine

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: mind-boggling codepig antidepressant drug

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: translucent den background story

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: sepia beta point

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Razzle medicated cuck heaven

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Razzle medicated cuck heaven

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Crusty Headpube

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: Anal aromatic base ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#49145215)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#49331548)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: chandler (retired)

VTWAX $37 at purchase $49.40 now. Wtf OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#49331551)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage)

You are a hero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2,#49331552)