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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:19 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) https://imgur.com/a/Cf28VX9 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355647) |
Date: October 17th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: ..,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,. chandler got FAT, jfc. can't he afford a tailor for his ill fitting suit? also, there must be some height discrimination thing going on as you're 5'5" and half your staff is shorter than you. did you pick them up from home depot right off the bus from guatemala? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355655) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: chandler (retired) that suit cost me 60 bucks at men's wearhouse because i was too fat to fit into my other fat suits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355661) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: ..,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,. you're turning to shit, brother, as you bask in your ill-gained immoral wealth and play poker 3x a week until 4am. put down the fork. the jew is much better at metabolizing immorality than the goy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355662) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: chandler (retired) i havent played cards in months. but i will lose weight for xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355667) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: ..,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,. do a % weight loss competition with disco (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355671) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: chandler (retired) if i do another crash diet i'll just gain it all back. i need to stop eating burritos from chipotle and the taqueria at the gas station
id do the LA marathon in march if cslg would sign up with me |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) I’m down. Let’s collectively lose 300 pounds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355715) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:06 PM Author: chandler (retired) I’ll weigh myself today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355777) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: .,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,.,,:..:.,:.::,. time for the that ozempic tip (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355746) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:37 PM Author: chandler (retired) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49356233) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:03 PM Author: Life, Liberty & Levin ((zurich is stained)) i thought the asian guy was kenny? wtf. i don't know who anyone is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355768) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) Kenny doesn't work for me. Chandler is a tall handsome chad that dwawrfs me in the photo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355774) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:08 PM Author: Life, Liberty & Levin ((zurich is stained)) were you serious when you poasted recently that ZZZ was the worst lawyer you've ever come across? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355785) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:19 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) Yes, and it's not even close. I basically handed him a ton of cases, connections, and mentorship and he still couldn't make it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355807) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:24 PM Author: Life, Liberty & Levin ((zurich is stained)) but he went to a literal TOP THREE school! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355818) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:26 PM Author: Life, Liberty & Levin ((zurich is stained)) follow up q. i kind of want to just nuke my career in a few years and start something new. what if i just started doing injury law? would you be able to guide me, brother? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355824) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:13 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) This is ignorant and you know it. He's done some incredible work.
You love to throw your "mentorship" around as having value, but come on man, it doesn't. You gave him absolute dogshit cases. |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:36 PM Author: chandler (retired) I think it’s time ZZZ and CSLG become friends again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49356231) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:05 PM Author: ..,..,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,.,.,.,. The partnership with Kenny was ended because he was too crazy for even these criminally corrupt rats (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355775) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:15 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) There's WAY more to that story that I'm on the verge of disclosing because I'm moody today. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49356188) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:16 PM Author: Life, Liberty & Levin ((zurich is stained)) are you and CSLG still feuding or frenemies or whatever? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49356191) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πΊπΈ π΅π±) we're FRIENDS but he hurt one of my good friends (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49356196) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:18 PM Author: Rim Tiggins (π§) Lawyer genocide now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49356199) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:25 PM Author: chandler (retired) Kenny is 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49356214) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW you're a really ugly short ratfaced kike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355659) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: Rape as a service private equity naglfar Where's your Nintendo power glove (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355660) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:31 PM Author: SneakersSO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355841) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:38 PM Author: dickhole 4nicatiounzzzz 120 missed opportunity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355853) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:28 PM Author: Rape as a service private equity naglfar https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQR_T1OKprgGYwW9K8RpGWMiJXDJlD-DDIONiF8Zi4axA&s=10 Look at that mf cool dude |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:35 PM Author: AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date why does this look like a hamas meeting in qatar? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355686) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) Davinder made sure his turban matched his suit. Does that make you feel warm inside? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355694) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:40 PM Author: AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date be careful, he's signaling a revolt against ur firm leadership:
As the British authorities came to see the Akali movement to be a movement to overthrow the British and therefore to be suppressed, in addition to the casualties and arrests, there had been confiscation of properties and jagirs, fines, courts-martial for wearing the kirpan, or Sikh dagger, and black turbans traditionally signalling revolt, and penalties against publishers, editors, and presses supportive of the movement.[31] |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:17 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) https://imgur.com/a/xKxglz9
Nah, we are best friends. |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:56 PM Author: AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date ljl towelhead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355883) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: ,....,..............,.......,,,,...... holy shit this JEET could kill you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355939) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: Roblox Who's the bald fuck? Looks ghastly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355693) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:37 PM Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,. Nice job by the photographer to put the shortest man up front (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355699) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:37 PM Author: Roblox Sikhs using one-weird-trick to get taller (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355701) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:37 PM Author: constantscreen the great ALPHA photo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355702) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:39 PM Author: lucius quinctius cincinnatus (his own flesh as well as all space was still a cage) Powerful looking team. The absence of Paralegal Karim is felt though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355708) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) He comes in almost every day to give me that 180 massage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355730) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: .,....;...,.:...;...,.... Full release? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355835) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:51 PM Author: mountain cat Your brother's muscles are bulging through his suit. very impressive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355738) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: I'm Johnny Knoxville, Welcome to Isreal It's crazy how we have a system where that many people can be living comfortable and rich at many times the average American salary because they can sue insurance companies if someone slips on a banana peel within a hundred feet of their establishment. Truly sick, ghastly stuff. Late stage Weimar horror here. And the insurance premiums just go up for people who have done nothing wrong because these Jewish leeches found another way to trick the goyim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355739) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:53 PM Author: ..,..,,?,.,,.,. 100000% mfcr
everyone in the OP photo should do hard labor for life in the deep coal mines of siberia to learn the real meaning of honest work |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: I'm Johnny Knoxville, Welcome to Isreal This is no different than what Ben Shapiro is doing. Cutting massive checks to goyim to promote the interests of Israel and Jewish identity. These are all Shabbos goys. No different than RSF Sr and the 9/11 blood money. Jews will do anything to win.
Shapiro always says well prole goys could just work harder. Anyone could do what I do! They can't though because they're not willing to cheat. Listen to the CSLG interview with Graham where he explains phantom pain no medical expert can detect. This is all Jewish lies for a living.
Remember that the official position of Jews as to why they're so successful and goyim who went to the moon unassisted is that Jews are genetically super smart and superior and that prole goyim are cattle and are lazy. That's actually their official stated position about why everything is so cartoonishly lopsided in their favor. |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:06 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) Rate my interview with Graham! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355776) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:44 PM Author: I'm Johnny Knoxville, Welcome to Isreal It was pretty good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355862) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:04 PM Author: chandler (retired) Uber has proposed legislation that would kill all of personal injury as a business. Maybe it passes! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355771) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:46 PM Author: I'm Johnny Knoxville, Welcome to Isreal Jew on Jew crime! Tech Jews vs Law Jews! Who will decide? Mexicans and shrews! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355866) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) (1) This is a HUGE fucking PI firm and absolutely looks like the type of place that would bring in high 8-figures.
(2) Hottest girl appears to be the one far left end. Why is she dressed like a man (like certain restaurants have their hostesses do)?
(3) Does tall dude with the 'stache over cslg's shoulder actually work there or was he invited into the photo for comedic reasons? |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:08 PM Author: VoteRepublican (A true Chad!! where's your gf/wifew?) i thought this kind of lawyer work didnt scale.. looks way too mcuh staff imo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355784) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:18 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) We could actually use more people. We have 8-10 other staff that weren't there for the photo. Look at our website, we have a lot more. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355803) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW Kike Parker & Ratssociates (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355758) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:11 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: A Phenotypic Horror Show (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355790) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:25 PM Author: UhOh what are there like 2, 3 white people? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355819) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:26 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) Don't forget paralegal Daniel Hall!
This is his Spotify page:
https://open.spotify.com/artist/6FVzriNgfUOcaDxbZ8qBoh
https://open.spotify.com/album/0xkk8ZAbIJEUBchZNrTEmK |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:45 PM Author: UhOh how do you avoid hiring whites? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355863) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW Why would a jewish rat go out of it's way to avoid white Americans? Hmmmm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355870) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:05 PM Author: I'm Johnny Knoxville, Welcome to Isreal In his defense this is actually a straight demographic reflection of California in 2025. These are Democrats. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355894) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 3:01 PM Author: Rim Tiggins (π§) CSLG only hires magamos iirc which is what makes this really impressive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49356024) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:29 PM Author: .,....;...,.:...;...,.... Why won’t you bring Disco out to LA and change his life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355836) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 3:06 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) I just took him and his family on a VIP trip to Disneyland and paid for their flights and hotels. He is a really good dude. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49356053) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: .;:..;:.;.:.;.,,,..,.:,.;....;,;;;..;,..,,.,,...., That's a lot of paralegals. Will AI wipe most of these jobs soon? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355873) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:52 PM Author: UhOh asking the real question here. has cslg looked into how much AI could save him? running any experiments? any reports from the front lines? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355880) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: i gave my cousin head lol @ hiring MPA and AssFaggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355887) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 1:58 PM Author: AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date why no AZNgirls? wat kind of law firm doesnt have AZNgirls, how can u go all day without looking creepily at AZNgirls? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49355889) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:42 PM Author: ,....,..............,.......,,,,...... was the cameraman aware that you can take multiple pictures to avoid 1/4 of people looking fucking retarded (dumb smile, closed eyes, etc.)
also, fire the non-binary whore on the very left with the tie on. dumb cunt |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: calishitlawguru (Self Made UHNW) This isnt the final photo we are using. And we just took it ourselves to save money =) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49356041) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: Roblox cameraman - https://media.tenor.com/WS1nTfNBjpgAAAAe/camera-man-laughing-leo.png (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49356157) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 2:54 PM Author: Nazca Redlines Based on chandler being the only one not wearing navy blue or black, it looks like this is either his firm or he's missing something.
Are there any bar opinions about having too many paralegals and "case managers" or whatever per attorney? Non attorneys doing legal work need to be supervised by an attorney, and everyone knows one attorney can't really supervise the outputs of 10+ paralegals. |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:01 PM Author: So we looked at the data Is it "legal work" to tell jorge that he needs to "get a shot bro" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49356160) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:09 PM Author: AZNgirl taking Dead Israeli Hostage on Date lol wat, immigration firms are famous for having like 50 paralegals to one attorney
a paralegal has been accredited in the majesty of the law by the republic they practice in, they dont need direct supervisors, they are associate deputy warriors of justice on the battlefield of truth |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:11 PM Author: So we looked at the data (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49356181) |
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Date: October 17th, 2025 4:23 PM Author: Juan Eighty law babes second from the left and on the right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787220&forum_id=2,#49356209) |