\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Kidmos: Will A Kid Almost 5 Get Anything Out Of Organized Soccer?

I assume baseball is pointless at that age. What about socce...
Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/11/25
If the kid is into it, soccer and basketball are great at th...
Cruel-hearted Set
  08/11/25
Basketball? No 5 year old can shoot a basketball or dribble ...
Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/11/25
so??? they can barely wipe their own ass too, should you ...
chestnut corner toilet seat
  08/11/25
Basketball is great at that age. Double dribbles aren't call...
Cruel-hearted Set
  08/11/25
yes
obsidian multi-colored roast beef
  08/11/25
Why would you assume baseball would be pointless?
yapping irradiated depressive
  08/11/25
Requires too much technique.
Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/11/25
lmfao just handicap ur kid because he cant dunk like shaq
chestnut corner toilet seat
  08/11/25
its fucking fetch
Brindle zombie-like dingle berry boiling water
  08/11/25
That’s the point. 5 year olds playing baseball is noth...
Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/11/25
who fucking cares they are getting familiarized
chestnut corner toilet seat
  08/11/25
soccer at that age is just packs of kids chasing a ball. the...
Brindle zombie-like dingle berry boiling water
  08/11/25
the point is that soccer is a primitive sport, and elite / a...
Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/11/25
Baseball is rough before about 6. At 5, most kids can't hit ...
Cruel-hearted Set
  08/11/25
at 5 any sport/instrument is a good thing their brains ar...
chestnut corner toilet seat
  08/11/25
describe asthma level
provocative slate theater stage crotch
  08/11/25
...
chestnut corner toilet seat
  08/11/25
None. Wife is only 1/4 ashkenazi. Kids are healthy.
Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/11/25
whatever lets the kid spend the largest amount of time away ...
odious marketing idea
  08/11/25
arent there games on saturdays? if youre kid is into it they...
purple cumskin hospital
  08/11/25
Soccer is faggot and this is just for recreation at a young ...
Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/11/25
its probably credited then since you seem sure he wont like ...
purple cumskin hospital
  08/11/25
the point of early sports is not skill development. it's le...
vigorous field kitty cat
  08/11/25
Right but some sports are too complicated at that age. Socce...
Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/11/25
Little kids have trouble understanding soccer. Most of them ...
mewling toaster
  08/11/25
> tee-ball, where there is no pitching and they hit off a...
Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/11/25
Considering the audience, I feel this is an appropriate stat...
magical quadroon corn cake
  08/11/25
...
High-end principal's office headpube
  08/11/25
...
Cruel-hearted Set
  08/11/25
...
odious marketing idea
  08/11/25
...
Rusted aromatic mediation telephone
  08/11/25
Eat my hairy asshole, brother.
mewling toaster
  08/11/25
Not a jewish kid, no
out-of-control cobalt site circlehead
  08/11/25
...
Rusted aromatic mediation telephone
  08/11/25
The problem is that soccer is boring for most kids. All team...
motley gas station
  08/11/25
he’s two years behind
Rusted aromatic mediation telephone
  08/11/25
if the kid has parents that find it necessary to ask this qu...
low-t laughsome location factory reset button
  08/11/25
my first organized sport was teeball, but honestly up until ...
Fiercely-loyal jewess elastic band
  08/11/25
My reviews: Soccer - kids will enjoy this about age 3 or...
Arousing drunken property
  08/11/25
This is scholarship. Ty
Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth
  08/11/25
I didn't find a sport I liked until I was 12, and I don't kn...
internet-worthy lavender lodge
  08/11/25
why tf would girls play sport
chestnut corner toilet seat
  08/11/25
Organized? no. Look for clubs that provide free "future...
abusive ape public bath
  08/11/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth

I assume baseball is pointless at that age. What about soccer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174585)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Set

If the kid is into it, soccer and basketball are great at that age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174607)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth

Basketball? No 5 year old can shoot a basketball or dribble properly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174615)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: chestnut corner toilet seat

so???

they can barely wipe their own ass too, should you still be doing that for them too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174618)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Set

Basketball is great at that age. Double dribbles aren't called and opponents can't steal from someone trying to dribble. Most of the kids are strong enough to heave the ball above the rim. The good ones/ones that practice can make it go in much of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174624)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: obsidian multi-colored roast beef

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174610)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: yapping irradiated depressive

Why would you assume baseball would be pointless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174616)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth

Requires too much technique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174627)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: chestnut corner toilet seat

lmfao just handicap ur kid because he cant dunk like shaq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174629)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Brindle zombie-like dingle berry boiling water

its fucking fetch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174667)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth

That’s the point. 5 year olds playing baseball is nothing that resembles the real sport. At that age, soccer is so primitive that it resembles the real game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174680)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: chestnut corner toilet seat

who fucking cares

they are getting familiarized

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174688)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Brindle zombie-like dingle berry boiling water

soccer at that age is just packs of kids chasing a ball. there is nothing there that resembles a sport.

i dont really understand what your point is but it feels highly autistic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174692)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth

the point is that soccer is a primitive sport, and elite / adult / pro soccer is just packs of third worlders chasing a ball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49175089)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Set

Baseball is rough before about 6. At 5, most kids can't hit the ball much past the mound, or throw the ball in the air from second to first (which isn't much on their tiny fields), or consistently catch it if someone did manage to throw it in the air from more than 12 feet away. You can't play anything close to a fun game when the kids don't have the strength or cooridination for those very basic things.

It's a lot of fun by about 6 or 7 years old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174637)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: chestnut corner toilet seat

at 5 any sport/instrument is a good thing

their brains are building an insane amount of connections

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174617)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: provocative slate theater stage crotch

describe asthma level

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174621)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: chestnut corner toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174632)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:31 AM
Author: Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth

None. Wife is only 1/4 ashkenazi. Kids are healthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174635)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: odious marketing idea

whatever lets the kid spend the largest amount of time away from your influence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174622)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: purple cumskin hospital

arent there games on saturdays? if youre kid is into it theyre gonna go otd in no time brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174640)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth

Soccer is faggot and this is just for recreation at a young age. He’s not gonna be doing some club soccer traveling shit. They have once a week sports stuff on both saturdays and sundays for his age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174664)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: purple cumskin hospital

its probably credited then since you seem sure he wont like it enough to want to play when hes older

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174706)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: vigorous field kitty cat

the point of early sports is not skill development. it's learning how to interact with other kids, follow directions, and learn how to move their bodies in new ways. skill development typically comes later.

sometimes, you'll see the rare 4 or 5 year old hitting baseballs or making 6 foot jumpshots. it's usually just an accident of development that doesn't mean a ton about their long term ability.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174656)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth

Right but some sports are too complicated at that age. Soccer definitely is easy enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174669)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: mewling toaster

Little kids have trouble understanding soccer. Most of them just run up and down the field without a clue as to what they are doing, but they still have fun and get exercise. Baseball at that age is usually tee-ball, where there is no pitching and they hit off a post. My coaching success with tee-ball was getting one little four year old guy to turn left when he got to first base instead of keeping on running into the outfield. We all had a lot of fun.

It gets bad when they get older because so many of the parents become hypercompetitive assholds.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174674)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth

> tee-ball, where there is no pitching and they hit off a post

Is there a different kind of T-ball, you boomer faggot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174685)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: magical quadroon corn cake

Considering the audience, I feel this is an appropriate statement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174725)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: High-end principal's office headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49175080)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49175092)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: odious marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49175132)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 6:27 PM
Author: Rusted aromatic mediation telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49176040)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: mewling toaster

Eat my hairy asshole, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49175994)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: out-of-control cobalt site circlehead

Not a jewish kid, no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49174703)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Rusted aromatic mediation telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49176037)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: motley gas station

The problem is that soccer is boring for most kids. All team sports have benefits but something like basketball or tennis has them spending more time actually thingdoing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49176030)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 6:26 PM
Author: Rusted aromatic mediation telephone

he’s two years behind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49176035)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: low-t laughsome location factory reset button

if the kid has parents that find it necessary to ask this question, then no, they will not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49176364)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal jewess elastic band

my first organized sport was teeball, but honestly up until 12 or so the most benefit I got from sports was playing football and basketball with my friends, I think people way overstate the value of organized sports because it is an easy shortcut for the parents and they don't have to let their kids just go play

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49176371)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Arousing drunken property

My reviews:

Soccer - kids will enjoy this about age 3 or 4 - its very easy for kids to get the hang of. By age 5 or 6 the kids are running all the time and can kick a goal and get excited about it. Most schools have "soccer shots" which is a brilliant device where they give your 2 year old a jersey and teach him soccer at daycare and charge you $100 to put a ball in front of him. The huge plus though is that you as a parent don't have to do anything at all - which is amazing because watching toddlers play soccer sucks.

Basketball - this is probably good for kids 5 to 6. if the program has lower baskets (like a normal school) the kids can heave it up there. They like dribbling and passing drills, etc.

Tee ball / coach pitch - I'm surprised how much this sucks. Basically the kids just play in the grass most of the game. Kids younger than 6 often run the wrong way or at the wrong times. Even at 8 years old no kid really understands the rules. You just wait for your kids to hit the tee or swing and miss at a 10 mph pitch 25 times, then when they finally hit it, you wait for 8 other kids to do the same. My kids liked it because it was their first activity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49176506)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: Cyan Comical Coffee Pot Scourge Upon The Earth

This is scholarship. Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49176519)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: internet-worthy lavender lodge

I didn't find a sport I liked until I was 12, and I don't know anyone who started a sport at age 6 and kept going with it. OP (and everyone who responded) also failed to distinguish between girls and boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49176512)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: chestnut corner toilet seat

why tf would girls play sport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49176749)



Reply Favorite

Date: August 11th, 2025 10:22 PM
Author: abusive ape public bath

Organized? no. Look for clubs that provide free "futures" programs. It's a practice session with games like sharks and minnows and then "festivals" which are small games like 3v3 so they get a lot of touches and have fun.

It's an investment for the club that they use to identify talented players early on for their academy teams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761095&forum_id=2,#49176766)