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Opening my own Gastropub in a few months, menu is ready, taking Qs

The Foraged Philosopher Tagline: Seasonally Sourced. Existe...
Milky dashing locus
  08/11/25
After actually reading this would be 180 if you were serious...
curious nofapping clown halford
  08/11/25
My partner originally named it Beard & Brine (So Hipster...
Milky dashing locus
  08/11/25
Question for my imposter, did this use the AI hipster menu g...
curious nofapping clown halford
  08/11/25
No I did not. Link?
Milky dashing locus
  08/11/25
https://www.brooklynbarmenus.com/ https://www.xoxohth.com...
curious nofapping clown halford
  08/11/25
180
Milky dashing locus
  08/13/25
We’re low on air of Provence can you bring some back?
Milky dashing locus
  08/13/25
amazing
bat shit crazy topaz cuckoldry
  08/13/25
lol @ the tool being old enough that those prices are now ba...
vivacious blood rage church building
  08/13/25
bay leaf with pan-seared shell bean & assorted monkfish ...
bat shit crazy topaz cuckoldry
  08/13/25
I would 100% order the inverted burger
bat shit crazy topaz cuckoldry
  08/13/25


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Date: August 11th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Milky dashing locus

The Foraged Philosopher

Tagline: Seasonally Sourced. Existentially Prepared.

STARTERS

• Air of Provence – Lavender-infused oxygen captured at sunrise in southern France, released tableside for direct inhalation. $17

• Beet Tartare (Reimagined) – Hand-chopped raw heirloom beets, fermented for 41 days, plated on a reclaimed vinyl record. Served with antique silver tweezers. $26

• Bone Marrow Cortado – Roasted bone marrow poured into a demitasse, topped with oat milk foam, garnished with dehydrated shiitake dust. $22

MAINS

• Phantom Venison – A venison course without the venison: smoked lichen, spruce ash, and a narrated field recording of a deer walking through snow. $48

• Inverted Burger – Wagyu beef sliced thin to form the bun; patty of compressed golden beets and charred plum. Served with truffle ketchup in an eyedropper. $39

• Absentee Ramen – Cold buckwheat noodles, pickled pine shoots, quail yolk cured in kelp brine. No broth; broth vapor diffused intermittently at your table. $42

SIDES

• Pickled Unknowns – Five unlabelled fermented vegetables, chosen by the chef each evening. Served in test tubes. $14

• Charcoal Yam – Whole yam coated in edible charcoal, smashed at your table with a vintage croquet mallet. $18

DESSERTS

• Whiskey Balloon – Helium balloon filled with vaporized single malt; inhale until deflated. $28

• Birch Sap Granita – Hand-harvested birch sap, frozen and shaved by a staff member cycling a restored 1920s stationary bike. $21

DRINKS

• Single-Origin Ice Flight – Four artisanal ice cubes from different global water sources; paired with still or sparkling water. $19

• Cold Brew Negroni – 72-hour Ethiopian cold brew, Campari reduction, small-batch gin, stirred over volcanic basalt. $31

• Rotating Saison – Only saisons, all brewed in barrels that once aged kombucha. Market price

We will have 8 more beers on tap. No IPAs though. Too mainstream.

Suggestions?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2,#49175252)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: curious nofapping clown halford

After actually reading this would be 180 if you were serious just for the lolz of watching people convince themselves this is great and totally worth the $.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2,#49175303)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Milky dashing locus

My partner originally named it Beard & Brine (So Hipster it Hurts) but I vetoed it because I want it to be like a Wes Anderson inspired mockumentary of a hipster gastropub

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2,#49175277)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: curious nofapping clown halford

Question for my imposter, did this use the AI hipster menu generator from that thread about places with "The Burger" on their menu?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2,#49175281)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Milky dashing locus

No I did not. Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2,#49175286)



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Date: August 11th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: curious nofapping clown halford

https://www.brooklynbarmenus.com/

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5536900&mc=134&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2,#49175298)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Milky dashing locus

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2,#49181592)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 12:07 PM
Author: Milky dashing locus

We’re low on air of Provence can you bring some back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2,#49181603)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: bat shit crazy topaz cuckoldry

amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2,#49181610)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: vivacious blood rage church building

lol @ the tool being old enough that those prices are now basically what you pay at chipotle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2,#49181614)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: bat shit crazy topaz cuckoldry

bay leaf with pan-seared shell bean & assorted monkfish croquettes 16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2,#49181623)



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Date: August 13th, 2025 12:10 PM
Author: bat shit crazy topaz cuckoldry

I would 100% order the inverted burger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5761164&forum_id=2,#49181611)