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Tried to act like gen z last night and got the shit kicked out of me
| slimy hospital | 08/15/25 |
| effete primrose house karate | 08/15/25 |
| lascivious state hairy legs | 08/15/25 |
| turquoise stimulating ceo abode | 08/15/25 |
| bipolar antidepressant drug stage | 08/15/25 |
| Curious Snowy School Cafeteria | 08/15/25 |
| slimy hospital | 08/15/25 |
| Curious Snowy School Cafeteria | 08/15/25 |
| slimy hospital | 08/15/25 |
| elite stain | 08/15/25 |
| abusive thirsty plaza idiot | 08/15/25 |
| bateful bearded tattoo | 08/15/25 |
| Aquamarine boiling water | 08/15/25 |
| Slap-happy locus | 08/15/25 |
| slimy hospital | 08/15/25 |
| slimy hospital | 08/16/25 |
| beady-eyed mad-dog skullcap doctorate | 08/16/25 |
| slimy hospital | 08/16/25 |
| adventurous arrogant theater stage | 08/16/25 |
| Shaky scarlet parlor | 08/16/25 |
| internet-worthy claret messiness | 08/16/25 |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:36 AM Author: slimy hospital Buddy invited me to this alumni thing where all the alumni mix at the bars with the incoming freshman football players. I go and see this super hot 18 year old freshman and go up to her and start talking. She’s wearing short shorts so I put my hand on her leg. She’s immediately uncomfortable and I’m 40.
My teeth are yellow I can see it in the bar mirror and my hair looks like I’m holding on. She asked me to take my hand off her leg and I did but she thanked me and kept talking to me smiling. Her boyfriend walks over he’s 6’5 jacked out of his mind and I find out 18 years old too. Top prospect.
When he tells me to get away and stop talking to his girl I yell “THIS BITCH IS FOR THE STREEEEEETS!”
Him and 5 others pummel me to the ground and kick the shit out of me. I call the police and they basically say hey your injuries aren’t that bad you took it like a champ! I think bc they didn’t want to do a report. I insisted on taking a report then they threaten me that if I want a report I can get one too for touching her leg. They nod at me and say you sure you wanna go that route?
I say ok I’m outta here. I guess Gen Z wins with their broccoli hair. |
Date: August 15th, 2025 11:42 AM Author: effete primrose house karate ty detbibto (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49187545) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:44 AM Author: lascivious state hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49187547) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: turquoise stimulating ceo abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49187554) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:46 AM Author: bipolar antidepressant drug stage Unbelievable but why didn't you pull out ur open carry AR and see if those football players can catch 50 cal rounds (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49187555) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:49 AM Author: Curious Snowy School Cafeteria link to this guy's recruiting profile (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49187560) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 11:57 AM Author: slimy hospital No link but the reason he wasn’t with her at the bar bc everyone was in the back behind the bar screaming while a current NFL QB alumni at that school was launching cantaloupes (next door grocery store was closed but unlocked) as a joke to the 18 year old wide receivers while a million drunk kids were screaming I didn’t wanna watch. I wanted to go for the girls. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49187575) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:02 PM Author: Curious Snowy School Cafeteria all the big time recruits have an ESPN and 247 profile. he's probably a cheerleader. you got mogged by a cheerleader. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49187597) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:09 PM Author: slimy hospital No I have his profile this is D1 boiiii (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49187610) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:05 PM Author: elite stain I see this happen a lot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49187602) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:06 PM Author: abusive thirsty plaza idiot This happens all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49187604) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: bateful bearded tattoo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49187724) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 12:58 PM Author: Aquamarine boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49187727) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 1:12 PM Author: Slap-happy locus Did you let her/them know you were an attorney and officer of the Court? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49187769) |
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Date: August 15th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: slimy hospital Yikes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49188561) |
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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:40 AM Author: slimy hospital Why (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49189688) |
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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:44 AM Author: beady-eyed mad-dog skullcap doctorate johnsmeyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49189695) |
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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:54 AM Author: slimy hospital No I’m DETBIBTO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49189724) |
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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:48 AM Author: adventurous arrogant theater stage She’s immediately uncomfortable and I’m 40 tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49189707) |
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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:53 AM Author: Shaky scarlet parlor Great line. He still has it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49189718) |
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Date: August 16th, 2025 9:51 AM Author: internet-worthy claret messiness NFL QB alumni was launching cantaloupes tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5762713&forum_id=2,#49189715) |