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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
Pearl histrionic immigrant
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marvelous coiffed goyim
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Infuriating Mind-boggling Abode Nibblets
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Pearl histrionic immigrant
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
marvelous coiffed goyim
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Pearl histrionic immigrant
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
Well-lubricated Stead
  11/14/19
can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
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bronze maniacal chapel puppy
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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razzle milk black woman
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Zombie-like Home Crotch
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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bronze maniacal chapel puppy
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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multi-colored chestnut mood
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
Pearl histrionic immigrant
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multi-colored chestnut mood
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Pearl histrionic immigrant
  08/20/18
Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Infuriating Mind-boggling Abode Nibblets
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
multi-colored chestnut mood
  08/20/18
I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Pearl histrionic immigrant
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
multi-colored chestnut mood
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Pearl histrionic immigrant
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
multi-colored chestnut mood
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Pearl histrionic immigrant
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
multi-colored chestnut mood
  08/20/18
I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Pearl histrionic immigrant
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
multi-colored chestnut mood
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Pearl histrionic immigrant
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Pearl histrionic immigrant
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
olive mother casino
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olive mother casino
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
titillating university
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Pearl histrionic immigrant
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
idiotic navy state water buffalo
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violent supple affirmative action
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
jet-lagged hell azn
  08/20/18
Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
Abusive theater stage
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irradiated piazza
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
violent supple affirmative action
  08/21/18
lol johnsmeyer
copper narrow-minded ticket booth hominid
  08/21/18
This needs a vocaroo
ivory philosopher-king
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Coincidence that crows are black?
umber bearded field
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Lawman8 weeping
flushed 180 pervert spot
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multi-colored chestnut mood
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
Pearl histrionic immigrant
  11/14/19
historically important thread
titillating university
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cobalt office
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Pearl histrionic immigrant

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: marvelous coiffed goyim



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Infuriating Mind-boggling Abode Nibblets

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Pearl histrionic immigrant

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: marvelous coiffed goyim

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Pearl histrionic immigrant

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Stead

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: umber bearded field

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: razzle milk black woman



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: bistre tanning salon jap



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: dull school cafeteria



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: nofapping seedy lay deer antler



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: ivory philosopher-king

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: bronze maniacal chapel puppy



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: Exciting shivering kitty cat



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: bronze maniacal chapel puppy



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Cerebral Stag Film

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: razzle milk black woman



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Zombie-like Home Crotch



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Pearl histrionic immigrant

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: bronze maniacal chapel puppy



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Violet meetinghouse

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: slimy box office alpha



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: bistre tanning salon jap



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: multi-colored chestnut mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Pearl histrionic immigrant

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: multi-colored chestnut mood



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Pearl histrionic immigrant

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Infuriating Mind-boggling Abode Nibblets

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: multi-colored chestnut mood

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Pearl histrionic immigrant

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: multi-colored chestnut mood

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Pearl histrionic immigrant

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: multi-colored chestnut mood

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Pearl histrionic immigrant

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: multi-colored chestnut mood

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Pearl histrionic immigrant

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: multi-colored chestnut mood

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Pearl histrionic immigrant

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Pearl histrionic immigrant

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: olive mother casino

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: olive mother casino



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: titillating university

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Pearl histrionic immigrant



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: idiotic navy state water buffalo

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: violent supple affirmative action



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: jet-lagged hell azn

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: Abusive theater stage

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: irradiated piazza



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: violent supple affirmative action

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: copper narrow-minded ticket booth hominid

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: ivory philosopher-king

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: umber bearded field

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: flushed 180 pervert spot

Lawman8 weeping

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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: multi-colored chestnut mood



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Pearl histrionic immigrant

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: titillating university

historically important thread

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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Pearl histrionic immigrant

Nice bump. It remains true

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