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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his O...
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Anthony Bourdain all over again
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we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?
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What’s going on ITT?
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XO is incredible!
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Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.
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Explain plz
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Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March...
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q did this
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evidence that this was not edited plz.
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It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and ...
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look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change
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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Bossy stage associate

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Supple dark garrison goyim



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: Bossy stage associate

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: chartreuse hot masturbator

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: Lascivious bawdyhouse



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: Hyperventilating feces nibblets



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Soul-stirring orchestra pit trust fund

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: Bossy stage associate



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Boyish Flatulent Theater

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: chartreuse hot masturbator

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: trip point twinkling uncleanness

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: Bossy stage associate



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Bronze roast beef resort



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: crystalline seedy son of senegal

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: domesticated casino sweet tailpipe

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: cocky scourge upon the earth international law enforcement agency

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: Bossy stage associate



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal tan skinny woman



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: cocky scourge upon the earth international law enforcement agency

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2,#37299278)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: grizzly hairraiser lodge

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Arousing personal credit line



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: cocky scourge upon the earth international law enforcement agency

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Bossy stage associate



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Bossy stage associate



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: bearded locale

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: Bossy stage associate



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: Mauve french chef



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: Vivacious Sick Parlour

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: internet-worthy abode

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: cocky scourge upon the earth international law enforcement agency

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3927235&forum_id=2,#37299443)



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: Bossy stage associate

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: cocky scourge upon the earth international law enforcement agency

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: Mauve french chef



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: Vivacious Sick Parlour



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Arousing personal credit line

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: crystalline seedy son of senegal

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: cocky scourge upon the earth international law enforcement agency



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: Brass razzle step-uncle's house

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: Bossy stage associate



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: primrose startled station

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: Bossy stage associate

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle double fault



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: Bossy stage associate



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: Bossy stage associate



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: hyperactive outnumbered pozpig

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Histrionic Wine Locus

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: Bossy stage associate



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: Bossy stage associate



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: Bossy stage associate

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
Author: Comical Violent Black Woman Spot



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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Bossy stage associate



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: cerebral mentally impaired psychic



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: Bossy stage associate



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: Bossy stage associate



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: fragrant territorial idiot

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: trip point twinkling uncleanness



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: rambunctious sanctuary idea he suggested



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: hilarious scarlet parlor

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: Brass razzle step-uncle's house



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Date: October 21st, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: Rickabbalah



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Date: October 21st, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: potluck



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