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Date: January 10th, 2022 10:57 PM
Author: hideous church hominid

pulls up in a black on black Huracan. The window slowly rolls down. "You the lawyer?" His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. Hood shit. "Yeah, I'm the lawyer." Your heart flutters. This is it; your chance to break out beyond the briefs and the oral arguments, the depositions in no name cities and wild goose witness chases. "Get in." The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar. As you regain your orientation, you note the grease stain on the leg of your suitpant courtesy of the afternoon's CLE "tapas talk" on cross-border transactional diligence and data storage regulations. "You got a gun?" He asks nonchalantly, not bothering to look over at you as he mashes down on the accelerator. "Yeah, I came ready" you reply.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43762911)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Concupiscible headpube kitchen



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:07 PM
Author: Bonkers scarlet principal's office



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:14 PM
Author: high-end market immigrant



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:18 PM
Author: Adulterous cerise really tough guy



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:19 PM
Author: Appetizing theater stage giraffe

CLOSING TIME, OPEN ALL THE DOORS

AND LET YOU OUT INTO THE WORLD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43763042)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:20 PM
Author: Electric hall



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:39 PM
Author: blue orchestra pit tattoo

“ His voice is immediate and distinct, river water through pebbles mediated on a cup of trail whiskey. ”

such a nice line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43763135)



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: drab internet-worthy milk



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: Umber shaky nursing home yarmulke

"The passenger door scissors open and you slide in, your vision blotting momentarily as your eyes try to adjust to the neon illumination of the supercar."

how he just tosses this shit off with zero effort is beyond me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764142)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:19 PM
Author: Wonderful School Cafeteria Kitty Cat

"mediated" doesn't really fit, but whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43767508)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:37 AM
Author: Infuriating national

it does, but it should be before pebbles, not after



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#46020130)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:19 PM
Author: big love of her life



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:44 PM
Author: swashbuckling obsidian incel boistinker



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:48 PM
Author: drab internet-worthy milk

On the radio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELNUK2W0aVs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43763164)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Bespoke iridescent gay wizard goal in life



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:57 PM
Author: misanthropic community account preventive strike



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Date: January 10th, 2022 11:58 PM
Author: Abnormal stead trust fund

Pop smoke is dead

Is this one of those everyone is dead but doesn't know they're dead stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43763214)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:53 AM
Author: hideous church hominid

This is what brings him back.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764127)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: Bonkers scarlet principal's office

He's all about Makin' It Rain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764129)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:01 AM
Author: hideous church hominid

it’s just u & Pop Smoke slowly making ur way from Midtown to Brooklyn & he keeps calling u “Virgil” & is getting stronger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764141)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: Bonkers scarlet principal's office

Client and attorney came together in the forest of billables only to part again on their way to draining into the ocean, like friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764304)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:27 AM
Author: drab internet-worthy milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43764832)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 3:13 PM
Author: Bespoke iridescent gay wizard goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43766439)



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: Infuriating national



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:39 AM
Author: excitant site roast beef



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:16 PM
Author: abusive boyish son of senegal



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Date: January 11th, 2022 8:58 AM
Author: abusive boyish son of senegal



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: out-of-control jet-lagged step-uncle's house gaping



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:02 AM
Author: Umber shaky nursing home yarmulke



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:47 AM
Author: Bespoke iridescent gay wizard goal in life



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:50 AM
Author: blue orchestra pit tattoo



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Date: January 11th, 2022 9:51 AM
Author: razzle chocolate sweet tailpipe theater



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Date: January 11th, 2022 11:48 AM
Author: vigorous locale persian



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:17 PM
Author: curious chestnut rigor

why would a litigator go to a transactional cle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43766894)



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Date: January 11th, 2022 4:49 PM
Author: black medicated death wish

Pop Smoke asks you, a 5'9 nebbish jew from Bronxville and former James Kent scholar, if "is u a ride or die nigga?"

"I am, Woo."

"Dat's what i thot nigga," Pop mumbled. Your bald spot starts sweating profusely as you wait for further instructions.

"Now, prove it slime. Spray all dem Kirk & Sullivan niggas up!" yelled Woo as he hands you a loaded 9mm with an etched out serial number. Pop rolls down the tinted power window on your side and your eyes lock on a middle-aged of counsel walking out, you could barely make out his yarmulke at night. You struggle to squeeze the trigger but when you finally do, the recoil of the gun damages Pop's sunroof.

"You gon' make up for dat, bitch ass nigga," Woo said matter-of-factly as he unbuckled his trousers, unleashing his 9 in. fuck stick that was already glistening with precum.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43767018)



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:54 PM
Author: Titillating dun blood rage lay



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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:58 PM
Author: Insanely creepy internal respiration



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:18 PM
Author: passionate sex offender

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Date: January 11th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: blue orchestra pit tattoo



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:20 PM
Author: big love of her life



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Date: January 11th, 2022 7:37 PM
Author: ungodly institution roommate

*dreams of a midlevel litigation associate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5004724&forum_id=2,#43767925)



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Date: January 26th, 2022 9:58 PM
Author: Bespoke iridescent gay wizard goal in life



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Date: January 6th, 2023 12:23 AM
Author: abusive boyish son of senegal



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:34 AM
Author: hideous church hominid



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Date: March 7th, 2023 11:38 AM
Author: excitant site roast beef



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Date: March 7th, 2023 1:36 PM
Author: Alcoholic Disgusting Stage Deer Antler



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Alcoholic Disgusting Stage Deer Antler



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Date: August 16th, 2023 2:42 PM
Author: Infuriating national

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Date: August 21st, 2023 5:55 PM
Author: vigorous locale persian



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Date: January 28th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: abusive boyish son of senegal



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Date: May 15th, 2024 9:52 PM
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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:24 PM
Author: Gaynigger from Outer Space

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Date: October 16th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

Everybody needs a lawyer

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