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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Up-to-no-good hell
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Honey-headed university
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Sickened philosopher-king
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Unhinged green mental disorder
  08/30/25
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stimulating nursing home ape
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Startling Stubborn Location
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
vibrant mood hall
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Up-to-no-good hell
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
vibrant mood hall
  08/31/25
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learning disabled adventurous plaza stock car
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  08/31/25
delusional take
learning disabled adventurous plaza stock car
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Floppy adulterous church
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
appetizing frum sex offender
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Up-to-no-good hell
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Up-to-no-good hell
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
appetizing frum sex offender
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
appetizing frum sex offender
  09/05/25
...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
salmon windowlicker
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
appetizing frum sex offender
  09/05/25
...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
appetizing frum sex offender
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Up-to-no-good hell
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Mind-boggling hunting ground pocket flask
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Mind-boggling hunting ground pocket flask
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  09/05/25
Kenny
appetizing frum sex offender
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Up-to-no-good hell
  09/06/25
...
sooty milk set
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  09/06/25
...
sooty milk set
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Up-to-no-good hell
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
yapping indirect expression
  09/07/25
Explain
Up-to-no-good hell
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Drab Ladyboy Resort
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Up-to-no-good hell
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Up-to-no-good hell
  09/07/25
...
Floppy adulterous church
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
appetizing frum sex offender
  01/18/26
...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Arousing Fiercely-loyal Kitchen Dopamine
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
Wonderful gas station gaming laptop
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good hell

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Honey-headed university

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Sickened philosopher-king

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Unhinged green mental disorder

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: stimulating nursing home ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Startling Stubborn Location

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: vibrant mood hall

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good hell

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: vibrant mood hall

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: learning disabled adventurous plaza stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: learning disabled adventurous plaza stock car

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Floppy adulterous church

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: appetizing frum sex offender

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good hell

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good hell

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: appetizing frum sex offender

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: appetizing frum sex offender

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: salmon windowlicker

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: appetizing frum sex offender

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: appetizing frum sex offender

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good hell

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hunting ground pocket flask

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Mind-boggling hunting ground pocket flask

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: appetizing frum sex offender

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good hell

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: sooty milk set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: sooty milk set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good hell

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: yapping indirect expression

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good hell

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Drab Ladyboy Resort

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good hell

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good hell

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Floppy adulterous church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: appetizing frum sex offender

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Arousing Fiercely-loyal Kitchen Dopamine

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Wonderful gas station gaming laptop

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49626057)