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MEDICAL EMERGENCY: I have seeds in my poop. Didn't eat seeds.

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.
Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma
  09/20/14
Begs the question why are you looking at your poop
Sick bipolar sex offender feces
  09/20/14
When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I...
Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma
  09/20/14
(Oprah)
Sick bipolar sex offender feces
  09/20/14
Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular ...
Hideous ladyboy
  09/20/14
ok
Sick bipolar sex offender feces
  09/20/14
Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip u...
Hideous ladyboy
  09/20/14
you're scaring me.
Sick bipolar sex offender feces
  09/20/14
Good
Hideous ladyboy
  09/20/14
why don't you use full stops?
Sick bipolar sex offender feces
  09/20/14
Full stops?
Hideous ladyboy
  09/20/14
Periods you yank
Sick bipolar sex offender feces
  09/20/14
Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get o...
Hideous ladyboy
  09/20/14
hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe
Sick bipolar sex offender feces
  09/20/14
Will do. Thanks.
Iridescent goal in life menage
  09/20/14
...
Hideous ladyboy
  09/20/14
DESCRIBE the seeds
Slate set
  09/20/14
They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size o...
Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma
  09/20/14
Maybe see a doctor
Sick bipolar sex offender feces
  09/20/14
I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.
Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma
  09/20/14
Plant the poop on upenn's campus
cerebral kitchen
  09/20/14
those are worms/parasite shells, bro.
Impressive Ruby Stock Car Hospital
  09/20/14
What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.
Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma
  09/20/14
seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stoo...
coiffed diverse athletic conference mental disorder
  09/20/14
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma
  09/20/14
Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need t...
gay point shitlib
  09/20/14
...
comical turquoise market depressive
  09/20/14
NO!!!!
Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma
  09/20/14
it's the only way brother
gay point shitlib
  09/20/14
...
Hairraiser geriatric lay
  09/20/14
those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm egg...
twinkling trump supporter orchestra pit
  09/20/14
...
Sick bipolar sex offender feces
  09/20/14
Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.
Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma
  09/20/14
Did you eat pork?
Chartreuse becky pocket flask
  09/20/14
have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass? ...
twinkling trump supporter orchestra pit
  09/20/14
sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.
Translucent Chapel
  10/23/14
...
Violet range scourge upon the earth
  04/25/25
(Rudolph)
Aqua codepig
  09/20/14
ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon. enjoy.
coral wonderful quadroon cuckoldry
  09/20/14
Rudolph, You have a parasite. The "seeds" in yo...
slippery bbw
  09/20/14
Rudolph's "seeds": http://www.miracleshihtzu.co...
slippery bbw
  09/20/14
Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread
slippery bbw
  09/20/14
Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.
Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma
  09/20/14
If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?
Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma
  09/20/14
I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is rela...
slippery bbw
  09/20/14
Can they check you without a stool sample?
Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma
  09/20/14
I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape ...
slippery bbw
  09/20/14
PAGING BENZO!
Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma
  09/20/14
thats pinworms tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look l...
twinkling trump supporter orchestra pit
  09/20/14
OUTTED as jezebel commenter: pocket_copterErin Gloria Ry...
provocative kink-friendly coffee pot
  09/20/14
Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also hav...
motley primrose community account
  09/20/14
...
Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma
  09/20/14
Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?
slippery bbw
  10/14/14
I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.
Anal flushed sandwich
  10/23/14
lol earl
Violet range scourge upon the earth
  06/10/24
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Titillating Disturbing National
  01/31/25
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contagious cocky piazza
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MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!
  09/11/25
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  09/11/25


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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363240)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Sick bipolar sex offender feces

Begs the question why are you looking at your poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363245)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma

When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I flush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363253)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Sick bipolar sex offender feces

(Oprah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363255)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Hideous ladyboy

Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular reasoning. Try to be more precise when you write

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363264)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Sick bipolar sex offender feces

ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Hideous ladyboy

Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363298)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Sick bipolar sex offender feces

you're scaring me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363302)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: Hideous ladyboy

Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363380)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Sick bipolar sex offender feces

why don't you use full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363385)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: Hideous ladyboy

Full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363393)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: Sick bipolar sex offender feces

Periods you yank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363422)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: Hideous ladyboy

Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get off subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363470)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Sick bipolar sex offender feces

hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365063)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Iridescent goal in life menage

Will do. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363306)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Hideous ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363382)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Slate set

DESCRIBE the seeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363249)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma

They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size of watermelon seeds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363256)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Sick bipolar sex offender feces

Maybe see a doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363259)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma

I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363265)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: cerebral kitchen

Plant the poop on upenn's campus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363250)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Impressive Ruby Stock Car Hospital

those are worms/parasite shells, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363261)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma

What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363274)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: coiffed diverse athletic conference mental disorder

seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stool sample taken - he's right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363292)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363310)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: gay point shitlib

Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need to put a sample of your poop into each cup, on consecutive days. It must be your first poop of the day.

Bring the samples back, and in a week or so you'll get a call from your doctor with the exact species of worm you have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363299)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: comical turquoise market depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363303)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma

NO!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363308)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: gay point shitlib

it's the only way brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363320)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Hairraiser geriatric lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363334)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: twinkling trump supporter orchestra pit

those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm eggs.

bravo on your TTT culinary exploits/shit eating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363407)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: Sick bipolar sex offender feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363423)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma

Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363429)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Chartreuse becky pocket flask

Did you eat pork?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363431)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: twinkling trump supporter orchestra pit

have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass?

what about wild fish or game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363436)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: Translucent Chapel

sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26573594)



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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Violet range scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#48879940)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: Aqua codepig

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363446)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: coral wonderful quadroon cuckoldry

ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon.

enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365072)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: slippery bbw

Rudolph,

You have a parasite. The "seeds" in your poop aren't seeds, or tape worm eggs, but detached segments of a segmented worm. Give me a second, I'll find a picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365084)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: slippery bbw

Rudolph's "seeds":

http://www.miracleshihtzu.com/images/tapeworm.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365104)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: slippery bbw

Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365114)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma

Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365128)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma

If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365130)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: slippery bbw

I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is relatively easy once you've been properly diagnosed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365175)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma

Can they check you without a stool sample?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365184)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: slippery bbw

I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape to your anus in the morning and seeing if it pulls any eggs off. That maybe pinworms though, I can't really remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365222)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma

PAGING BENZO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365229)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: twinkling trump supporter orchestra pit

thats pinworms

tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look like what op described

op need to get dewormed, post haste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: provocative kink-friendly coffee pot

OUTTED as jezebel commenter:

pocket_copterErin Gloria Ryan

9/12/14 4:07pm

This just reminds me of that TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY about the pumpkin seed poop from forever ago. Nothing will ever be gnarlier than that. Yeep.

http://jezebel.com/your-gnarliest-poop-stories-1634098754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365085)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: motley primrose community account

Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also have leaves? Check and see if you're a plant pronto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365262)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Amethyst Hateful Rigor Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365267)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 8:01 PM
Author: slippery bbw

Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26517033)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:37 PM
Author: Anal flushed sandwich

I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26573579)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: Violet range scourge upon the earth

lol earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#47734604)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Titillating Disturbing National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#48608320)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Titillating Disturbing National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#48608554)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Titillating Disturbing National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#48608579)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Titillating Disturbing National



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Titillating Disturbing National



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Titillating Disturbing National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#48770823)



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Date: March 31st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Titillating Disturbing National

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#48801318)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Titillating Disturbing National



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#48838439)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: contagious cocky piazza



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Date: September 11th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#49255494)



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Date: September 11th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!



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