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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Green insecure orchestra pit
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Blathering address therapy
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Motley sepia gaming laptop
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
shaky gas station hominid
  08/30/25
...
Embarrassed To The Bone Appetizing Step-uncle's House
  09/05/25
, he lisped
Free-loading Thriller Ladyboy
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Passionate office filthpig
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Green insecure orchestra pit
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Passionate office filthpig
  08/31/25
...
massive community account school
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  08/31/25
delusional take
massive community account school
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
violent background story
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
Soggy aggressive foreskin
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Green insecure orchestra pit
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Green insecure orchestra pit
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
Soggy aggressive foreskin
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
Soggy aggressive foreskin
  09/05/25
...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
effete unhinged center
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
Soggy aggressive foreskin
  09/05/25
...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
Soggy aggressive foreskin
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Green insecure orchestra pit
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
charcoal deep heaven
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
charcoal deep heaven
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  09/05/25
Kenny
Soggy aggressive foreskin
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Green insecure orchestra pit
  09/06/25
...
swollen mental disorder scourge upon the earth
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  09/06/25
...
swollen mental disorder scourge upon the earth
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Green insecure orchestra pit
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Heady pontificating nowag
  09/07/25
Explain
Green insecure orchestra pit
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Onyx fluffy den
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Green insecure orchestra pit
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Green insecure orchestra pit
  09/07/25
...
violent background story
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
Soggy aggressive foreskin
  01/18/26
...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Supple dog poop prole
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
adventurous kitty cat brunch
  01/18/26
wow i called this one re tien
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  01/28/26
AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. gue...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26
AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made ...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/28/26
we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by gett...
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  01/30/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Green insecure orchestra pit

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Blathering address therapy

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Motley sepia gaming laptop

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: shaky gas station hominid

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Embarrassed To The Bone Appetizing Step-uncle's House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Free-loading Thriller Ladyboy

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Passionate office filthpig

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Green insecure orchestra pit

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Passionate office filthpig

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: massive community account school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: massive community account school

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: violent background story

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Soggy aggressive foreskin

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Green insecure orchestra pit

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Green insecure orchestra pit

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Soggy aggressive foreskin

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Soggy aggressive foreskin

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: effete unhinged center

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Soggy aggressive foreskin

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Soggy aggressive foreskin

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Green insecure orchestra pit

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: charcoal deep heaven

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: charcoal deep heaven

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Soggy aggressive foreskin

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Green insecure orchestra pit

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: swollen mental disorder scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: swollen mental disorder scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Green insecure orchestra pit

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Heady pontificating nowag

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Green insecure orchestra pit

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Onyx fluffy den

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Green insecure orchestra pit

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Green insecure orchestra pit

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: violent background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Soggy aggressive foreskin

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Supple dog poop prole

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: adventurous kitty cat brunch

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49599047)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


wow i called this one re tien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49626059)



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: #1 alcatraz beat #32 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #32 guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49616728)



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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:40 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO 2026 update: top 6 seeds all made the QF. top 4 all made the SF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49626057)



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Date: January 30th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


we avoid a 4th straight alcatraz-doobs slam final... by getting a 24 time slam champ instead. that's some parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2,#49632584)