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2025 EOY Net Worth Check-in

43yo, interest rates are fucking shit. $150K cash $0K ...
Charismatic Cyan New Version
  12/16/25
This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for...
Electric judgmental plaza alpha
  12/16/25
lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother,...
Charismatic Cyan New Version
  12/16/25
My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. H...
Electric judgmental plaza alpha
  12/16/25
You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to ...
Charismatic Cyan New Version
  12/16/25
Aren't you rich anyway?
hairraiser insanely creepy school
  12/20/25
It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn...
Salmon Bull Headed Theatre Striped Hyena
  12/19/25
Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many.
Boyish whorehouse sweet tailpipe
  12/20/25
You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have d...
fuchsia fiercely-loyal roast beef scourge upon the earth
  12/19/25
brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this sit...
Charismatic Cyan New Version
  12/20/25
glad to help. i'm with you, i usually have no idea how p...
fuchsia fiercely-loyal roast beef scourge upon the earth
  12/20/25
You're doing great
Boyish whorehouse sweet tailpipe
  12/20/25
$3.384M
Bateful wine really tough guy pit
  12/16/25
Great job.
Boyish whorehouse sweet tailpipe
  12/20/25
thanks epah
Bateful wine really tough guy pit
  12/22/25
43 $2M cash $2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages) $...
misunderstood amber step-uncle's house affirmative action
  12/16/25
ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job
Charismatic Cyan New Version
  12/16/25
investment ferrari doesn't count?
misunderstood amber step-uncle's house affirmative action
  12/16/25
$1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m...
Galvanic Aggressive Indirect Expression
  12/16/25
I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite ...
rambunctious boiling water sneaky criminal
  12/19/25
good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now
Galvanic Aggressive Indirect Expression
  12/19/25
$2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up.
Bistre market ladyboy
  12/20/25
six figure hell
bonkers talented party of the first part windowlicker
  12/16/25
39/$3.7M
thirsty sienna set hominid
  12/16/25
Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around ...
Boyish whorehouse sweet tailpipe
  12/20/25
what year was your first big year? how'd it happen?
seedy public bath laser beams
  12/20/25
38 / $1.8M
ruddy ungodly casino
  12/16/25
me too
Aqua Orchestra Pit
  12/20/25
It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th perce...
ruddy ungodly casino
  12/23/25
44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 mi...
Electric judgmental plaza alpha
  12/16/25
the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA.
Boyish whorehouse sweet tailpipe
  12/20/25
Checking? Not even an HYSA?
Razzle frozen garrison mexican
  12/21/25
I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth ...
Electric judgmental plaza alpha
  12/16/25
mid 30s / $1.5m potentially semi retiring next year
seedy public bath laser beams
  12/16/25
In the United States?
ruddy ungodly casino
  12/19/25
yeah i have things i can do in semi retirement that can b...
seedy public bath laser beams
  12/19/25
Late 30s $200k cash/investments $1.7 mil if including ...
crusty curious background story hospital
  12/19/25
48 $1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa $800k (and fallin...
unholy mother hell
  12/19/25
fully paid off home is 180 brother
Charismatic Cyan New Version
  12/19/25
A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insura...
chartreuse blathering idiot
  12/19/25
OYT-free thread
chartreuse blathering idiot
  12/19/25
A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s
purple swashbuckling boistinker people who are hurt
  12/19/25
...
unholy mother hell
  12/19/25
...
Godawful disrespectful resort
  12/19/25
...
Bateful wine really tough guy pit
  12/19/25
...
hairraiser insanely creepy school
  12/20/25
Cool. Ur net worth?
Beady-eyed Dark Candlestick Maker
  12/22/25
$23.08
Motley bright temple
  12/19/25
can't wait for next year, though.
Gay chapel
  12/19/25
Early 40s $7.6m total $5m in brokerage $1.5 in rental ...
appetizing idea he suggested box office
  12/19/25
nice, how'd you do it?
seedy public bath laser beams
  12/19/25
Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (...
appetizing idea he suggested box office
  12/19/25
You can’t stop what’s coming
Coral Ratface
  12/20/25
Late 30s, $2.9M
Green provocative headpube chad
  12/19/25
Late 30s 90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt ...
pea-brained black parlor
  12/19/25
damn u made 6M on eth?
misunderstood amber step-uncle's house affirmative action
  12/19/25
Same
soggy office
  12/20/25
Late 30s. Off the top of my head: Real estate equity: ...
Irradiated crackhouse
  12/19/25
47, 1.6M
rambunctious boiling water sneaky criminal
  12/19/25
Age: 46 Cash: $20k Taxable investment accounts: $500k Tra...
Impressive station
  12/19/25
42 y/o 1.0M
khaki violent faggotry
  12/20/25
33yo ~$650k total net worth $450k taxable brokerage: c...
smoky odious community account stage
  12/20/25
180 brother
seedy public bath laser beams
  12/20/25
Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler?
Boyish whorehouse sweet tailpipe
  12/20/25
39/$7.5 million
soggy office
  12/20/25
literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brother...
Multi-colored rehab foreskin
  12/20/25
I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $...
Gaped Indigo Theater
  12/20/25
so glad you showed up. you can maek it.
Gay chapel
  12/20/25
...
Multi-colored rehab foreskin
  12/21/25
280,000k
chartreuse blathering idiot
  12/20/25
Mid-40s, non-lolyer $3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024
Razzle frozen garrison mexican
  12/20/25
how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investm...
fuchsia fiercely-loyal roast beef scourge upon the earth
  12/21/25
I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment a...
Razzle frozen garrison mexican
  12/22/25
180 good job!
fuchsia fiercely-loyal roast beef scourge upon the earth
  12/23/25
...
Razzle frozen garrison mexican
  12/23/25
...
Flatulent stirring generalized bond
  12/22/25
Just checked and I am at $2,155,262.
Bistre market ladyboy
  12/22/25
$2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me.
Bistre market ladyboy
  12/23/25
$0
Sinister adventurous internal respiration french chef
  12/22/25
I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31
Beady-eyed Dark Candlestick Maker
  12/22/25
39, $600k
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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: Charismatic Cyan New Version

43yo, interest rates are fucking shit.

$150K cash

$0K crypto (sold all this year)

$0 silver (sold all this year)

$125K house less mortgage

=$275K

+$1.1MM retirement

=$1.375 MM

[+$300K kids college accounts]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513227)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Electric judgmental plaza alpha

This is frankly very sad.... How have you posted on here for this long and not learned to make more money like the rest of us?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513952)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Charismatic Cyan New Version

lmao always a fucking pumo. I am on cruise control, brother, I am very happy with a gaggle of children in a low COL area and a SWeet life, and I donate a lot to charities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513962)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: Electric judgmental plaza alpha

My retard father in law does this charity BS giving thing. He also wears a 20 year old coat but he has like $10 million in the bank and gives his kids shit. Fuck him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513982)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Charismatic Cyan New Version

You can see I've sacked away mid-six figures to hand off to my children for college, pumo. Sorry u have shit genes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513988)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:53 AM
Author: hairraiser insanely creepy school

Aren't you rich anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524279)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Salmon Bull Headed Theatre Striped Hyena

It’s ARE reptile and I can promise you that you wouldn’t envy his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523285)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:34 AM
Author: Boyish whorehouse sweet tailpipe

Excuse me?? He drives a 2011 C-Class. He's envied by many.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524341)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: fuchsia fiercely-loyal roast beef scourge upon the earth

You’re responding to Are Reptile, who claims to have done family law at Quinn Emanuel and says he makes around $1 million in house even though he’s a compliance monkey, a job commonly held by mouthbreathers. In other words, he’s a liar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523286)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Charismatic Cyan New Version

brother I have no idea who the fucking pumos are on this site, but ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524883)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: fuchsia fiercely-loyal roast beef scourge upon the earth

glad to help.

i'm with you, i usually have no idea how people know who pumos are, but his is very distinctive (morse code style), and his obnoxious jewish personality makes it very clear, in case you aren't 100% sure it's him.

this assclown paid sticker at Tulane and claims to have been at one of the most notorious biglaw sweatshops (where they evidently have a shitlaw practice - divorces for rich people), after which he jumped to a compliance job at a bank. but he doesn't make $225k with bonus, no sir. he makes about a million a year. plus he invented a financial product while clerking for alito on the third circuit or something like that. this guy is a bitch ass faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524923)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:33 AM
Author: Boyish whorehouse sweet tailpipe

You're doing great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524340)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Bateful wine really tough guy pit

$3.384M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513230)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:37 AM
Author: Boyish whorehouse sweet tailpipe

Great job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524345)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Bateful wine really tough guy pit

thanks epah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49530484)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:08 AM
Author: misunderstood amber step-uncle's house affirmative action

43

$2M cash

$2.5M houses (6M - 3.5M in mortgages)

$1.5M Retirement

$1.1M Brokerage account

$400k cars/watches

=$7.5M

Also have kids accounts/college accounts that I'm not counting.

Also, when talking to estate people, they count things like life insurance policies etc in net worth - im not counting that stuff.

Have a big settlement coming in beginning of next year will hopefully get to 10M+



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513241)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Charismatic Cyan New Version

ur cars don't count in ur net worth but otherwise nice job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513354)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: misunderstood amber step-uncle's house affirmative action

investment ferrari doesn't count?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513509)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 9:47 AM
Author: Galvanic Aggressive Indirect Expression

$1,417,155 before today. If I maek it to next year over 1.4m im prob gonna sell a ton and just CHILL earning 4-5%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513346)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: rambunctious boiling water sneaky criminal

I love that I wagecucked myself past your net worth despite having a wife and multiple children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523610)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 PM
Author: Galvanic Aggressive Indirect Expression

good for u, i havent worked in over 5 years now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524198)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Bistre market ladyboy

$2,148,573 here. I’m trying to keep up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524905)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: bonkers talented party of the first part windowlicker

six figure hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513510)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 11:06 AM
Author: thirsty sienna set hominid

39/$3.7M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513514)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:38 AM
Author: Boyish whorehouse sweet tailpipe

Don't sleep on 180 sex offender tp, guys. My NW was around $500K at that age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524347)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 3:55 AM
Author: seedy public bath laser beams

what year was your first big year? how'd it happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524398)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: ruddy ungodly casino

38 / $1.8M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513942)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Aqua Orchestra Pit

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49525237)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: ruddy ungodly casino

It's objectively good but subjectively feels like 50th percentile in a major metro. Still feels like buying a house would make me feel like I'm one month away from losing it, not quite enough to be within striking distance of being comfortable.

I can't complain but can't shake the feeling that I missed the boat somehow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49534469)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Electric judgmental plaza alpha

44/ $475k in checking, ~$600k in 401k, ~$220k in IRA. ~$3 million in real estate (after subtracting mortgages). ~$4.5 million with everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513974)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: Boyish whorehouse sweet tailpipe

the checking, tho. At least buy silver or BTC or $TSLA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524344)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 8:31 PM
Author: Razzle frozen garrison mexican

Checking? Not even an HYSA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49528970)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Electric judgmental plaza alpha

I had a call this morning with a founder duder who is worth like ~$10bn and the entire call all I could really think about other than Reg S-X BS was "why is this asshole still hustling like this."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49513992)



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Date: December 16th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: seedy public bath laser beams

mid 30s / $1.5m

potentially semi retiring next year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49514051)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: ruddy ungodly casino

In the United States?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522384)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: seedy public bath laser beams

yeah

i have things i can do in semi retirement that can be enough to sustain me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522645)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: crusty curious background story hospital

Late 30s

$200k cash/investments

$1.7 mil if including house/real estate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522390)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: unholy mother hell

48

$1.5M retirement + brokerage + hysa

$800k (and falling) fully paid off home

So I guess $2.3M total networth.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522401)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Charismatic Cyan New Version

fully paid off home is 180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522408)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: chartreuse blathering idiot

A paid off house is the ultimate form of unemployment insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522471)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: chartreuse blathering idiot

OYT-free thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522468)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: purple swashbuckling boistinker people who are hurt

A lot of 44 year olds ITT claiming mid to late 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522477)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: unholy mother hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523163)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: Godawful disrespectful resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523166)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: Bateful wine really tough guy pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523280)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: hairraiser insanely creepy school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524286)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Dark Candlestick Maker

Cool. Ur net worth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49530533)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Motley bright temple

$23.08

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49522480)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: Gay chapel

can't wait for next year, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523204)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: appetizing idea he suggested box office

Early 40s

$7.6m total

$5m in brokerage

$1.5 in rental real estate equity

200k in primary residence equity

500k retirement account

400k in small business i bought



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523468)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: seedy public bath laser beams

nice, how'd you do it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523476)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: appetizing idea he suggested box office

Make huge bets on the market and be correct. I did this 3x (this year was on gold). Should probably take the money and run.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523486)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:50 AM
Author: Coral Ratface

You can’t stop what’s coming

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524276)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:02 PM
Author: Green provocative headpube chad

Late 30s, $2.9M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523495)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: pea-brained black parlor

Late 30s

90% of my NW is directly attributable to Exeunt

$6.6M.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523542)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: misunderstood amber step-uncle's house affirmative action

damn u made 6M on eth?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523565)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM
Author: soggy office

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524442)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:44 PM
Author: Irradiated crackhouse

Late 30s.

Off the top of my head:

Real estate equity: ~$1mm (between 3 props)

Crypto: ~$600k

Brokerage: $365k

Retirement: ~$350k

Cash: ~$30k

(Excludes wife, except to the extent she jointly owns 2 of the 3 of the properties)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523583)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: rambunctious boiling water sneaky criminal

47, 1.6M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523608)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Impressive station

Age: 46

Cash: $20k

Taxable investment accounts: $500k

Traditional retirement accounts: $750k

Roth retirement accounts: $750k

Home value: $625k

Mortgage: -$150k

Student loans: -$50k

Total: $2.5M

Height: 6'1"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49523658)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:11 AM
Author: khaki violent faggotry

42 y/o

1.0M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524229)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 12:55 AM
Author: smoky odious community account stage

33yo

~$650k total net worth

$450k taxable brokerage: currently 10,000 shares of TQQQ (just bought today); 50 shares MSFT (bought years ago; up 40%); 100 shares TSLA (bought years ago, up >150%).

$10k Roth IRA in generic S&P index

$130k in 401k in generic S&P index

$50k in regular IRA in generic S&P index.

Biglol associate. Married. Wife works but lol. Above does not take into account house worth around 1 mil (still owe a lot on the 5% mortgage). No debt other than the mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524281)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:35 AM
Author: seedy public bath laser beams

180 brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524343)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 2:42 AM
Author: Boyish whorehouse sweet tailpipe

Did xo posters seem "weird" as a middle schooler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524349)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:45 AM
Author: soggy office

39/$7.5 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524441)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:10 AM
Author: Multi-colored rehab foreskin

literally I'm broke, in about 150k debt, pray for me brothers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524455)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: Gaped Indigo Theater

I am more broke - 300k negative net worth. Only asset is a $30k emergency fund. I am also 46 and single. No hope.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524813)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Gay chapel

so glad you showed up. you can maek it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49525591)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Multi-colored rehab foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49528712)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 9:45 AM
Author: chartreuse blathering idiot

280,000k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49524826)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Razzle frozen garrison mexican

Mid-40s, non-lolyer

$3.81M, up from $3.22M EOY 2024

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49526738)



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Date: December 21st, 2025 9:16 PM
Author: fuchsia fiercely-loyal roast beef scourge upon the earth

how much did you add to ur principal, or is that all investment gains?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49529120)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: Razzle frozen garrison mexican

I added $60K in new principal to retirement and investment accounts. Another $40K was mortgage principal pay down on rental properties ($32K) and personal residence ($8K). The rest was investment gains. Real estate portfolio was mostly flat this year but stocks went up a lot.

Good question!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49529732)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: fuchsia fiercely-loyal roast beef scourge upon the earth

180 good job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49534941)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Razzle frozen garrison mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49535766)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:19 AM
Author: Flatulent stirring generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49529986)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 6:21 AM
Author: Bistre market ladyboy

Just checked and I am at $2,155,262.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49529987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Bistre market ladyboy

$2,179,234. Last 2 days have been good to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49535771)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 7:22 AM
Author: Sinister adventurous internal respiration french chef

$0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49530040)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Dark Candlestick Maker

I only check my EOY NW at EOY. Will report back on 12/31

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49530537)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 7:57 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.


39, $600k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5810879&forum_id=2,#49598250)