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I have some new details about the spaceporn bar spaghetti incident

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there whe...
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To be fair, I can confirm.
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Hand in the proverbial cookie jar
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This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent ove...
Vivacious Dun Set
  04/08/23
brave of you to poast this
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Extremely inspiring poast thanks
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TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.
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Big if true
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So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a privat...
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The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’...
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Tick tock spaceporn
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Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.
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You’re fucked pal
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Jesus.
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Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to ...
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When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?...
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couple weeks ago. you?
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based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poas...
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Just don't talk about me, pedophile.
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I can confirm.
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I can't say more.
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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:52 PM
Author: Impertinent Well-lubricated Sanctuary

I spoke with the waitress and someone else who was there when it happened

SP had his hand all the way in the kid’s pants and was fondling his genitals. Kid was clearly in distress.

Waitress asked what he was doing when she came to bring SP another beer and SP had a panicked flipout like he was surprised anyone would notice.

Waitress did end up getting fired unfortunately but is considering suing either the restaurant or SP.

That’s all i know but am going to ask around a bit more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161253)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 3:59 PM
Author: insane volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161283)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:01 PM
Author: Disrespectful Pontificating Locus Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161287)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: provocative laser beams dopamine

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161289)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: At-the-ready site

To be fair,

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161292)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Crusty judgmental den kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#48337327)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 4:56 PM
Author: Boyish corn cake

Pedos often become convinced they are never going to get caught and so become very brazen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161459)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Disrespectful Pontificating Locus Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161511)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: exhilarant quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164478)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: Crusty judgmental den kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164596)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:54 PM
Author: fuchsia unhinged stag film hominid

sure bud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161904)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:55 PM
Author: flushed mood bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161906)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Insanely creepy crystalline milk parlor

This is so fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161920)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: awkward trailer park roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46163996)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 6:59 PM
Author: Concupiscible anal newt antidepressant drug

Hand in the proverbial cookie jar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161921)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:04 PM
Author: Vivacious Dun Set

This is FALSE. I was actually there. SP had SP jr. bent over the table pounding his ricehole. SP then pulled out and started to pee on SP jr while shouting 'HOUSE ON FIRE! HOUSE ON FIRE! PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!'. It was a very lib bar so they were nervous about interfering since they did not want to come off as homophobic. The waitress was very brave for offering SP jr a towel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161937)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:04 PM
Author: wine doctorate

brave of you to poast this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164507)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Crusty judgmental den kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164592)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:42 PM
Author: Electric Bat-shit-crazy Deer Antler Theatre

Extremely inspiring poast thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46177424)



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:36 PM
Author: know-it-all plum corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#47481014)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 7:15 PM
Author: Clear Shivering Affirmative Action School Cafeteria

TWIST: Bill and Walt are representing the waitress.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46161964)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:15 PM
Author: Comical fiercely-loyal athletic conference nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46162120)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:13 PM
Author: Topaz appetizing ceo

Big if true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46162116)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:14 PM
Author: know-it-all plum corner

So are you actually there in person moonlighting as a private investigator? Or doing this all over zoom?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46162119)



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Date: April 8th, 2023 8:17 PM
Author: Impertinent Well-lubricated Sanctuary

The aforementioned conversations were in person, that’s all I really want to say in that area atm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46162123)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 12:18 PM
Author: awkward trailer park roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46163994)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 2:47 PM
Author: bull headed ocher hospital weed whacker

Tick tock spaceporn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164444)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: bonkers sooty senate

Tic Tock for you going back to prison I assume.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164523)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:23 PM
Author: bull headed ocher hospital weed whacker

You’re fucked pal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164558)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: bonkers sooty senate

I’m doing great 👍

You are so fucked it’s just pathetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164572)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: Crusty judgmental den kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164594)



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Date: April 9th, 2023 3:37 PM
Author: bronze cerebral meetinghouse

Jesus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46164599)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 5:51 PM
Author: Supple Candlestick Maker

Jesus ain’t touching this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46168892)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 11:14 PM
Author: dull native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46170246)



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Date: April 12th, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Clear Shivering Affirmative Action School Cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46177413)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:30 PM
Author: Impertinent Well-lubricated Sanctuary

Op here, only news to report is that our pal SP is going to GREAT lengths to try to ensure this never blows back on him.

Like, crazy person stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46259432)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:36 PM
Author: bonkers sooty senate

When was the last time you had sex with a biological female?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46259465)



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Date: May 1st, 2023 9:47 PM
Author: Impertinent Well-lubricated Sanctuary

couple weeks ago. you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46259508)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:05 AM
Author: Impertinent Well-lubricated Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293312)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:06 AM
Author: Insanely creepy crystalline milk parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293314)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:14 AM
Author: slap-happy tanning salon

wait, so sp actually is a chimo? i thought that was just like a board joke because he worded things poorly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293337)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:16 AM
Author: arrogant mexican windowlicker

new here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293345)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:57 AM
Author: Disrespectful Pontificating Locus Pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46671965)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:20 AM
Author: Magenta prole stead

based on what i know (admittedly little - even though i poast quite a lot i don't retain very much info about poasters/drama because i truly come here only to say irreverent stuff and read what other people say), SP had a schtick a few years back where he got stoned and said "wacky" stuff. he is obviously awkward so him trying to be a chill breh is inevitably going to come off weird and unnatural. i distinctly remember one poast where he the title was something like "my four year old has a bigger dick than me bros" and like you say, there was a lot of poorly worded stuff in his poasts. i don't remember the basis for the playroom hotdog meme, but whatever it was it cannot have sounded good. i highly doubt he is actually a pedo, but to be honest none of us really KNOWS each other so can we say? anything is possible, but i don't think it's true.

but i can say this - he hasn't done himself any favors here (unless he is trolling and inviting the abuse).

the big question for me is whether the bar spaghetti thing actually happened or whether he is just baiting people. if it happened, why the fuck would he talk about it here? he knows what the result would be. and if it did happen, i really don't know what to think. that is certainly suspicious as fuck if you're being accused of a server of doing something inappropriate with a child. has anyone ever had that happen to them? the most charitable thing i can say about that is maybe the waitress said something innocuous like "why the hell are you in the bar with a little kid" and SP, because he is unhinged and has a short fuse, just went bonkers and took it to be an accusation of pedo activity. i dunno.

someone (i think Mase?) the other day says that as of february the real SP was poasting here. not sure how he knows that. but i legit thought that SP was an imposter going back to january because the spaghetti incident is just borderline unreal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293361)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:31 AM
Author: bonkers sooty senate

Just don't talk about me, pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293390)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:32 AM
Author: Insanely creepy crystalline milk parlor

I can confirm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293396)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:33 AM
Author: Magenta prole stead

throwaway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293399)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:34 AM
Author: Insanely creepy crystalline milk parlor

I can't say more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293406)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:36 AM
Author: Magenta prole stead

i want to send you sexy messages and gay porn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293414)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Insanely creepy crystalline milk parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46293417)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:16 PM
Author: slap-happy tanning salon

yeah, i figured the person everyone says sp in can't really be him because no sane person would do / say the shit he says constantly on here, making crazy ass threads and stirring things up with people for no reason.

if that restaurant thing is true, that's a solid where there's smoke there's fire situation because i can't envision a circumstance where a server would call out a customer over their kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46294280)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:17 PM
Author: provocative laser beams dopamine

new poaster, first day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46294284)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:21 PM
Author: slap-happy tanning salon

like i said, i'm aware of the sp fucks his son origin story, but it's really hard for me to square someone with their identity so wildly known taking so much time out of his day to do and say the wacky stuff i see on here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46294300)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:23 PM
Author: Adventurous Primrose Old Irish Cottage

This entire SP thing is bizarre. What's this restaurant story? Can you link the original poast?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46294309)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 1:24 PM
Author: Vivacious Dun Set

SP took his son out for bar spaghetti and the waitress thought he had kidnapped and raped his son. He complained to the manager and they gave him a free dinner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46294319)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 4:02 PM
Author: Magenta prole stead

imagine you know nothing about this board and you read this description of what happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46295133)



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Date: May 10th, 2023 6:45 PM
Author: Adventurous Primrose Old Irish Cottage

this board is like a schizophrenic AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46295823)



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: dull native

Origin of playroom hotdog meme was sp posting “little fucker begged for a playroom hotdog and now he won’t eat it.”

shitmodded of course, draw your own conclusions

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#48360620)



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Date: June 17th, 2023 11:11 AM
Author: Flatulent Very Tactful Masturbator Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46438170)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 11:55 AM
Author: dull native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46671961)



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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:26 PM
Author: dead whorehouse mediation

Call me old fashioned but I think this is sick and SP needs to be stopped. Poor kid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46672800)



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Date: September 29th, 2023 11:20 PM
Author: Amber Stubborn Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#46862311)



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Date: November 1st, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: Magenta prole stead



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Date: March 10th, 2024 3:33 PM
Author: disturbing dingle berry



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 4:57 PM
Author: Vivacious Dun Set

.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#47548999)



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Date: April 2nd, 2024 6:38 PM
Author: Flatulent Very Tactful Masturbator Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#47549388)



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Date: April 14th, 2024 5:27 PM
Author: cracking degenerate plaza



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Author: flushed mood bbw



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Date: May 24th, 2024 9:57 PM
Author: aphrodisiac rambunctious office

Your kids will be dancing on those bars if you don’t quit molesting them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5321552&forum_id=2,#47689636)



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: laughsome gay wizard property



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Date: November 14th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Crusty judgmental den kitty cat



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Date: November 20th, 2024 1:42 PM
Author: Vivacious Dun Set

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Date: March 1st, 2026 6:29 PM
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