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Daughter got into Penn yesterday. I can't afford it.

Not sure how to tell her. She was crying tears of joy and my...
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  12/19/25
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Objectively, I don't think she would make any money.
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Congratulations on the Jewish Daughter
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We are zero percent jewish
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There hasn't been a white gentile admitted to Penn since the...
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I didn't say we were white gentiles
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Just move to PA for that SWeet in state tuition. State Coll...
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why are you so poor. why didn't you tell her before she appl...
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I didn't think she would get accepted.
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This reasoning is normal
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She can still apply for financial aid. You have to explain ...
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We live WAY beyond our means and our EFC is going to be astr...
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We're probably going to sell our house for a 20% loss and do...
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do you think beauty school will admit her after she breaches...
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You're either a turbogoy or this is flame. The Ivies are fre...
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Turbogoys here
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Lol if you make 301k to 999k you are fucked for life
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Write out the costs for each school under consideration. ...
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It’s December, that means she got in early decision. ...
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Well ex….cuuuuuze me!
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great thread
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I'm looking into life insurance policies as we type
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That’s a great start. You’re probably also gett...
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Do all banking in Delaware. 10 Del. C. § 3502.
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No make her do it. Don't they do federal loans still you nev...
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I don't think you know how FAFSA works
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retard, i don't think you understand. she can take out as mu...
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Typical Gen Xer
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Just let her take out loans
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How many kids do you have?
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How much does Penn cost these days? Your income/net worth...
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Have me assassinate you for life insurance and pimp her out
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What kind of Asian are you?
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South Asian
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? We're all South Asians, are we not?
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I laughed when she wanted to apply via early decision. Her s...
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She'll do fine at a Big 10 school, I mean look at me!
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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: mahogany hilarious volcanic crater

Not sure how to tell her. She was crying tears of joy and my stomach was just turning.

Her best friend found out he was accepted into Furthest Cornell. It must have been decision day or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523510)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Heady Dull Skinny Woman Set

OF

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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: mahogany hilarious volcanic crater

Objectively, I don't think she would make any money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523520)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Duck-like Arousing Parlor Reading Party

Congratulations on the Jewish Daughter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523516)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: mahogany hilarious volcanic crater

We are zero percent jewish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523590)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: Duck-like Arousing Parlor Reading Party

There hasn't been a white gentile admitted to Penn since the Obama administration. That's a statistical fact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523602)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:52 PM
Author: mahogany hilarious volcanic crater

I didn't say we were white gentiles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523611)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Glittery University Lettuce

Just move to PA for that SWeet in state tuition. State College is really nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523529)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: mahogany hilarious volcanic crater

lol

never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523531)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: hairraiser olive partner



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Excitant filthy organic girlfriend



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:37 PM
Author: khaki place of business



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: Unhinged brindle library



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: racy carnelian queen of the night



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: turquoise boltzmann



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: exciting athletic conference



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Provocative french state



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Claret tattoo



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Unholy persian

Pittsburg is an okay city too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49535112)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:51 PM
Author: out-of-control electric furnace

why are you so poor. why didn't you tell her before she applied

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523607)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:53 PM
Author: mahogany hilarious volcanic crater

I didn't think she would get accepted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523612)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 6:55 PM
Author: flushed parlour travel guidebook

Great parent

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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Thriller confused hall

This reasoning is normal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523708)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Unhinged brindle library



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: out-of-control electric furnace

great job dipshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523715)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: orange talented fanboi

LMAO

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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:03 PM
Author: Black double fault

She can still apply for financial aid. You have to explain the situation to her, but better to do it now when you can still help her fill out all the forms, than to leave it too late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523626)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: mahogany hilarious volcanic crater

We live WAY beyond our means and our EFC is going to be astronomical due to our high incomes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523630)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Comical pistol

wow. it would be much better if you were a diligent and well-meaning adult whom the rapidly evolving economy simply passed by. telling her “sorry, dear; we’re tacky hood-rich conSOOMers, so off to beauty school with you!” is going to be a more painful message.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523653)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: mahogany hilarious volcanic crater

We're probably going to sell our house for a 20% loss and downsize significantly.

I haven't even paid off my own student loans yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523655)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Comical pistol

she can be proud her family has more carry-forward losses than any of her retard classmates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523661)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: opaque vigorous elastic band rehab



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: out-of-control electric furnace

do you think beauty school will admit her after she breaches her early decision agreement

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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Comical pistol

fma. how thorough is an onlyfans background check? man, i sure hope that juicero was worth it to op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523954)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: hairraiser olive partner

You're either a turbogoy or this is flame. The Ivies are free for anyone making less than like $300k these days. If this isn't flame, then you should stop spending money on dumb goy shit so that your daughter can realize her dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523629)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: mahogany hilarious volcanic crater

Turbogoys here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523634)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: lascivious silver locus dingle berry

Lol if you make 301k to 999k you are fucked for life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49525038)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Thriller confused hall

Write out the costs for each school under consideration.

Post on refrigerator.

To be honest you should have done this sooner.

If it was me, now, I would just freaking pay it rather than say no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523670)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:48 PM
Author: Electric flirting crackhouse goyim

It’s December, that means she got in early decision.

Not that you’d know anything about how that works or Ivy League schools in general.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523717)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Thriller confused hall

Well ex….cuuuuuze me!

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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: insecure onyx factory reset button

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523673)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Stirring brilliant office death wish

It sounds like your life is fucked anyway, so just plan to finish in the red and finance it all for her. You might get BKpwned and have to start over in your fifties, but at least she won’t start saddled. If you aren’t going to be able to pass on substantial assets, then the least you can do is kamikaze her debt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523703)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: mahogany hilarious volcanic crater

I'm looking into life insurance policies as we type

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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: Stirring brilliant office death wish

That’s a great start. You’re probably also getting close to the age where you could do catch-up contributions to your retirement accounts, potentially putting more assets beyond the reach of creditors. Primary residence in FL. Spend what’s left and liquid on the kids/pass it on far enough ahead of the inevitable BK to avoid fraudulent transfer rules. Really pile on the leverage and then *poof* he’s gone, like Keyser Soze.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523790)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Twinkling nowag box office

Do all banking in Delaware. 10 Del. C. § 3502.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: nighttime coral institution



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Date: December 19th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: scarlet temple

You could have gotten her emancipated and on the free tuition train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523721)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:24 AM
Author: 180 point laser beams



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Vermilion pungent kitchen doctorate

Just do take out 300k in loans, what’s the big deal?

If she makes it her job for the next 9 months to apply for scholarships she can put a decent dent in the total cost and literally McDonald’s pays $20/hr so she should work part time starting this weekend through all four years of college (though she should try to finish in 3).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523773)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: vibrant seedy half-breed menage

No make her do it. Don't they do federal loans still you never have to pay back or na?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523778)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Vermilion pungent kitchen doctorate

lol dating yourself. Joe Biden personally ensured that was dead forever in the 2005 bankruptcy bill, which launched the political career of our greatest Native American politician of all time, Elizabeth Warren.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523781)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: beta pisswyrm people who are hurt

why don't you just pay for your daughter's living expenses and have her take out the rest in student loans? seems pretty straightforward and nbd. Penn CAS opens up many doors.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523820)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: mahogany hilarious volcanic crater

I don't think you know how FAFSA works

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523839)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: beta pisswyrm people who are hurt

retard, i don't think you understand. she can take out as much in loans as she wants, as long as it doesn't exceed her COA. if your EFC makes it so she's not eligible for need-based financial aid, you should stump up the cash for her living expenses at the very least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523959)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:47 PM
Author: bateful regret

Typical Gen Xer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523842)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Exhilarant jew internal respiration

Why didn't you save for college?

Why can't she just go and pay for it through a combination of loans, working, and whatever you can scrounge together?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523868)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Cordovan filthpig

Just let her take out loans

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523874)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: gold fragrant hell

What do you mean you “can’t afford it”?

I’ve literally never heard of this and didn’t have any loans for UG/LS so really don’t know that much about this.

Can’t she borrow like $15K per year of it, and can’t you borrow the remainder? And ideally you can pay that off and she can help you based on the bright future PENNIS going to open for her?

I went to an Ivy UG but there were plenty of people with UMC but borderline insolvent parents. Sounds like you just need to fucking man up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49523913)



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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:27 PM
Author: dark cruise ship

Are you the poaster with the Asian daughter with all the weird fucked up shit on her feet?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: dashing magenta church building

How many kids do you have?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Snowy razzmatazz kitty

How much does Penn cost these days?

Your income/net worth?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: supple ratface sex offender

How is this even possible if you are at that age? Wouldn’t you be partner / counsel?

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Date: December 19th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Aromatic friendly grandma

FaceTime her from Margaritaville and tell her to enjoy DLA Piper

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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:46 AM
Author: zombie-like round eye

Do uber shifts at night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49524443)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:53 AM
Author: laughsome useless brakes

just take out loans bruh and then get disabled and have that shti forgiven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49524446)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:06 AM
Author: mahogany hilarious volcanic crater

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49524494)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:12 AM
Author: well-lubricated chapel

Have me assassinate you for life insurance and pimp her out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49524457)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 6:35 AM
Author: mahogany hilarious volcanic crater

For fucks sake. My other daughter called me up to her room to show me this.

https://ibb.co/Lhtk2JDJ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49524532)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 7:25 AM
Author: Razzle theater

Lmao u are fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49524570)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: mahogany hilarious volcanic crater

Proper fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49525066)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Marvelous foreskin public bath

Why does she have the onlyfans desktop app in the taskbar??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49524690)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated chapel

this bitch is using claude, gpt, and discord

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49525484)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: gold fragrant hell

What kind of Asian are you?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49524992)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: mahogany hilarious volcanic crater

South Asian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49525054)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Duck-like Arousing Parlor Reading Party

Jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49525067)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: mahogany hilarious volcanic crater

? We're all South Asians, are we not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49525157)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Comical pistol

…in this great dharavi of life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49525941)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: mahogany hilarious volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49526024)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Private Investor Corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49526027)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: nighttime coral institution

In that case, just go back to India and take them all with you, they have colleges there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49526130)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Unhinged brindle library

two daughters as an indian? what a curse from Vishnu! forget paying for college. save for dowry lest they be burned alive by pajeet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49535194)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:15 PM
Author: mahogany hilarious volcanic crater

Three daughters and no sons. Vishnu hates me.

I'm Christian btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49535210)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Unhinged brindle library

in all seriousness, looks like they are academically inclined and will do well where ever they go.

try to push towards state flagship, imho. you have to treat them all the same (i also have 3 kids). if one goes to ivy league, the other two are going to want the same. that's a lot of money. but you also said you are high-earning so maybe you'll pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49535226)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:26 PM
Author: mahogany hilarious volcanic crater

I laughed when she wanted to apply via early decision. Her scores are much lower than my middle daughter. She had hardly any extracurriculars and her essay was crap.

I'm assuming applications are way down or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49535243)



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Date: December 20th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Self-absorbed Private Investor Corner

Wow! Congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49526026)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: bossy halford juggernaut

gg, I hosed the reading section and didn't feel like retaking. might have gotten into UChicago if not for my unrigorous 1580

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49535230)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Aquamarine toaster

1580kg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49535258)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:28 PM
Author: Apoplectic spot cumskin

she'll get a full ride at penn st

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49535248)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: concupiscible casino knife

damn man, you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49535254)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: bossy halford juggernaut

She'll do fine at a Big 10 school, I mean look at me!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5812293&forum_id=2,#49535235)