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Why did Michael Jackson run to Sears?

He heard boys underwear were half off.
harsh rigpig
  02/10/26
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harsh rigpig
  02/10/26
lol I haven’t heard that joke since my high school gra...
stimulating lake range
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dashing orchestra pit
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harsh rigpig
  02/10/26
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Nude Six Nine
  02/27/26
i actually havent heard a joke in years this used to be a...
tancredi marchiolo
  02/27/26


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Date: February 10th, 2026 8:17 PM
Author: harsh rigpig

He heard boys underwear were half off.

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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: harsh rigpig



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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:04 PM
Author: stimulating lake range

lol I haven’t heard that joke since my high school graduation. My graduation speaker (some local “businessman”) told it and several others like it. He basically sprinted off the stage at the end away from the angry crowd.

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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: dashing orchestra pit



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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: harsh rigpig



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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: gay whorehouse persian

1-fucking-80

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Date: February 10th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: Hateful parlor



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Date: February 27th, 2026 8:56 PM
Author: Nude Six Nine



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Date: February 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: tancredi marchiolo

i actually havent heard a joke in years

this used to be a type of joke you would hear irl tens of times a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5833447&forum_id=2,#49701206)