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Coming home in the 90s and checking the answering machine, tp
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Dark Multi-colored Point ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Wonderful nowag "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: motley locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43174768) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Aphrodisiac house twinkling uncleanness My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Wonderful nowag LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: overrated whorehouse "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Wonderful nowag 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: cerebral indigo depressive area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Wonderful nowag !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Wonderful nowag LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: overrated whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Wonderful nowag !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: ;::;:;;::;;;;;:::: (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49639870) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Costumed jew parlor I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Wonderful nowag This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Costumed jew parlor our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Wonderful nowag Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: Maniacal haunted graveyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: razzle-dazzle offensive boistinker gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: misanthropic nursing home aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Wonderful nowag Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Irradiated shivering piazza Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Wonderful nowag 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Marvelous twinkling university patrolman Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Wonderful nowag ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: startled yarmulke Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Irradiated shivering piazza Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: onyx spot circlehead It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Wonderful nowag This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Wonderful nowag As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: motley locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: bespoke chapel scourge upon the earth [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Wonderful nowag 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: onyx spot circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: onyx spot circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: rose gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: Slap-happy temple *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Wonderful nowag Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: Slap-happy temple *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Wonderful nowag On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Slap-happy temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Wonderful nowag (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Wonderful nowag I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: Slap-happy temple o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Wonderful nowag <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49639794) |