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Never fired a gun, too risky to buy one for suicide?
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Date: September 30th, 2025 9:42 PM Author: United Negro Coffin Fund What if I miss. This is not a schtick btw, I’m considering my options (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49316226) |
Date: September 30th, 2025 9:49 PM Author: ;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;.....;;;. Not really. If you buy a .357 magnum revolver or, even better, a 12 gauge shotgun (VERY IMPORTANT: that you load with slugs), you can almost surely (>99% chance) succeed if you put the barrel in your mouth and tilt it backward slightly to do maximum damage to the brain stem and to compensate in case you jerk forward. If you point it directly up you can survive it but be permanently blinded and disfigured (https://people.com/human-interest/cameron-underwood-nyu-langone-face-transplant-after-suicide-attempt/)
https://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods/ |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 9:51 PM Author: UhOh make a really big charcoal bbq in a small enclosed room. towel the door. gradual, painless, and no mess for your loved ones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49316249) |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 9:52 PM Author: United Negro Coffin Fund I’ve heard about this, how long does that take to work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49316251) |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 9:53 PM Author: UhOh depends on the quantity of charcoal i guess, probably like an hour? the poisoning is cumulative. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49316256) |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 9:55 PM Author: United Negro Coffin Fund I’m reading that car exhaust is no longer reliable for suicide, too clean now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49316258) |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 10:00 PM Author: peeface it's poisoning, not asphyxiation? so if someone breaks down the door during that hour, you can survive but in some sort of fucked up state?
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Date: October 1st, 2025 10:32 PM Author: ;..........,,,...,,.;.,,...,,,;.;.....;;;. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49318565) |
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Date: October 1st, 2025 11:36 PM Author: .,,,.,.,.,.,.,,,,..,,..,.,.,., If you end up retarded and unaware of your problems, that’s still a decent deal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49318692) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 12:48 AM Author: peeface i'm already retarded and it hasn't helped
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:07 AM Author: lsd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49319040) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:49 AM Author: lfo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49319105) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:54 AM Author: Senior Ethics Official The problem is self awareness. I too am retarded but not retarded enough to be one of those happy ones working the supermarket checkout. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49319117) |
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Date: September 30th, 2025 10:01 PM Author: UN peacekeeper i don't think that suicide is actually possible. with a nonzero failure rate (no matter how minuscule), you would always persist in at least some branches of the multiverse, and in most of those you'd probably be in a great deal of pain (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49316272) |
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Date: October 1st, 2025 11:21 PM Author: CORPORATE BL*WB*NG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49318658) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 7:00 AM Author: mutual phenotype guarding (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49318967) |
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Date: October 1st, 2025 11:20 PM Author: United Negro Coffin Fund (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49318650) |
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Date: October 1st, 2025 11:30 PM Author: ........,,,,,,......,.,.,.,,,,,,,,,, In all seriousness, don't do it. You can make it - talk to your family or friends and find something fun to do. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49318677) |
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Date: October 1st, 2025 11:41 PM Author: https://imgur.com/a/o2g8xYK Fentanyl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49318705) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 6:53 AM Author: Keezy Don’t do it, we can’t afford to lose more poasters (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49318957) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:08 AM Author: lsd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49319043) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:10 AM Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49319048) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:05 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface I've never understood how people committed enough to pull the trigger actually fail
They are clearly at the point of wanting to die. It seems easy to me to drive or take a bus or otherwise go to a relatively rural area. Saunter off into the wilderness where no one will immediately find you if you're a total retard and only manage to horrifically injure yourself, pull the trigger, and rest assured you're fucking done
Same with BBQ shit...not hard to rent a rural cabin and get down to business where no one is around to break down the door and save you
With that said, get help and don't die. There's still lots more social security, income tax, and other benefits for which millions of people are depending on you |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:09 AM Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐) you bbq in the woods alone? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49319046) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:10 AM Author: mutual phenotype guarding my uncle killed himself by walking into a park at night and hanging himself off a tree, sometimes I think about how he handled logistics (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49319049) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:19 AM Author: '"'''"'"' Can't you just pay for euthanasia? That way it would be 100% certain.
Why do you want to kill self, btw?
I'd never use a gun. If something goes wrong, I suspect it would be unbearably painful to survive. |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:47 AM Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III There are literal suicide vending machines in Switzerland
https://www.business-standard.com/world-news/did-suicide-pod-malfunction-strangulation-marks-raise-alarms-in-swiss-case-124110400800_1.html |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 2:05 PM Author: Fucking Fuckface For cowards, ODing on opiates is probably the best option (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49319950) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 8:49 AM Author: Senior Ethics Official You can buy one snd go to the range to practice and get a feel for it. But you probably should not do it man. Theres probably still a lot of good things and you need to think of others. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49319104) |
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Date: October 2nd, 2025 2:02 PM Author: Keezy i think i wanna kms too, thanks for the tips ITT guys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5781798&forum_id=2,#49319934) |