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lol so Mark Sanchez is going to prison?

https://x.com/i/trending/1974535656555905315 Former NFL Q...
full-time AI slop consumer
  10/06/25
180 poast moniker synergy, repoasting 40 hr old news
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upgraded to a felony today, champ. try to keep up.
full-time AI slop consumer
  10/06/25
ur thread title is useless, my man. both the misdo and felon...
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  10/06/25
u go to prison for felonies. lesser charges he couldve plead...
full-time AI slop consumer
  10/06/25
low iq schtick? lower level felonies generally are eligible ...
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  10/06/25
over literal autist? that's not always the case. he's at ser...
full-time AI slop consumer
  10/06/25
i'm not a michigan crim bro and i assume you arent either, b...
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  10/06/25
self defense? are you dumb? the victim first used a less let...
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whatever flyover state this was, same shit. u ignore the par...
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  10/06/25
well i hope he gets some prison time so we can make buttfuck...
full-time AI slop consumer
  10/06/25
He can still call games from there
cannon
  10/06/25
estimate the civil settlement $ he’ll have to pay beca...
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: full-time AI slop consumer

https://x.com/i/trending/1974535656555905315

Former NFL QB Mark Sanchez Faces Felony Battery Charge After Indianapolis Stabbing

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Former NFL quarterback and Fox Sports analyst Mark Sanchez, 38, allegedly assaulted a 69-year-old truck driver during a dispute near a hotel loading dock in downtown Indianapolis early Saturday morning, prompting the driver to stab him in self-defense. Sanchez was arrested at the hospital on misdemeanor charges of battery with injury, public intoxication, and unlawful entry of a motor vehicle, which prosecutors upgraded to a Level 5 felony battery due to the driver's serious injuries, including a bloody face and possible broken bones. Fox Sports confirmed Sanchez's stable condition and replaced him for the Raiders-Colts broadcast, while the truck driver faces no charges as the investigation continues.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2,#49329061)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
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180 poast moniker synergy, repoasting 40 hr old news

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2,#49329064)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: full-time AI slop consumer

upgraded to a felony today, champ. try to keep up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2,#49329069)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


ur thread title is useless, my man. both the misdo and felony carried potential prison sentences

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2,#49329096)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: full-time AI slop consumer

u go to prison for felonies. lesser charges he couldve plead/paid his way outta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2,#49329099)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


low iq schtick? lower level felonies generally are eligible for probation and/or other similar shit like deferred prosecution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2,#49329108)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: full-time AI slop consumer

over literal autist? that's not always the case. he's at serious risk of prison now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2,#49329118)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


i'm not a michigan crim bro and i assume you arent either, but you're full of shit.

the DA will obviously plea him out. they cant afford to go to trial vs a rich celeb -- over a low level felony battery charge, esp where there's probably a good self defense claim and its a he said / he said thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2,#49329137)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


self defense? are you dumb? the victim first used a less lethal option, pepper spray, and only used the knife when coked up Sanchez kept advancing toward him. it’s on video.

also it was Indy and not Michigan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2,#49329184)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


whatever flyover state this was, same shit. u ignore the part about DAs not going to trial vs a well armed celeb defense team over a low level felony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2,#49329192)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: full-time AI slop consumer

well i hope he gets some prison time so we can make buttfucking jokes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2,#49329194)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: cannon

He can still call games from there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2,#49329116)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: ,.,.,.,.,.,.,..,:,,:,,.,:::,.,,.,:.,,.:.,:.,:.::,.


estimate the civil settlement $ he’ll have to pay because of this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783659&forum_id=2,#49329143)