lol so Mark Sanchez is going to prison?
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:03 PM Author: full-time AI slop consumer
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Former NFL QB Mark Sanchez Faces Felony Battery Charge After Indianapolis Stabbing
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Former NFL quarterback and Fox Sports analyst Mark Sanchez, 38, allegedly assaulted a 69-year-old truck driver during a dispute near a hotel loading dock in downtown Indianapolis early Saturday morning, prompting the driver to stab him in self-defense. Sanchez was arrested at the hospital on misdemeanor charges of battery with injury, public intoxication, and unlawful entry of a motor vehicle, which prosecutors upgraded to a Level 5 felony battery due to the driver's serious injuries, including a bloody face and possible broken bones. Fox Sports confirmed Sanchez's stable condition and replaced him for the Raiders-Colts broadcast, while the truck driver faces no charges as the investigation continues.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
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180 poast moniker synergy, repoasting 40 hr old news
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
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ur thread title is useless, my man. both the misdo and felony carried potential prison sentences
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:14 PM
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low iq schtick? lower level felonies generally are eligible for probation and/or other similar shit like deferred prosecution.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:21 PM
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i'm not a michigan crim bro and i assume you arent either, but you're full of shit.
the DA will obviously plea him out. they cant afford to go to trial vs a rich celeb -- over a low level felony battery charge, esp where there's probably a good self defense claim and its a he said / he said thing.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:33 PM
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self defense? are you dumb? the victim first used a less lethal option, pepper spray, and only used the knife when coked up Sanchez kept advancing toward him. it’s on video.
also it was Indy and not Michigan
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:35 PM
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whatever flyover state this was, same shit. u ignore the part about DAs not going to trial vs a well armed celeb defense team over a low level felony
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:23 PM
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estimate the civil settlement $ he’ll have to pay because of this
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