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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882671) |
Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM Author: Lake stage dog poop ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882683) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM Author: Cordovan ape "And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,
And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."
All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness! |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42944243) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43053104) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43124776) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Blathering Cerebral Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43174757) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43174768) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM Author: Junko Enoshima Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49653016) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM Author: ultramarine dragon toilet seat My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882686) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM Author: Cordovan ape LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.
My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.
And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.
My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42944245) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43053102) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43183891) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM Author: Topaz deranged hell "You've reached the..."
entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"
*lib shudders* |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM Author: Cordovan ape 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43194586) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43199501) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43202536) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM Author: Spectacular Pale Azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43202544) |
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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43202647) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM Author: Cordovan ape !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43288109) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43515330) |
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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM Author: Cordovan ape LMAO at this planet... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43515656) |
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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43523933) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43525643) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM Author: Topaz deranged hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43525655) |
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM Author: Cordovan ape !!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43525672) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM Author: orchid sandwich kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49639864) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49639870) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM Author: ...,....,,........ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49652472) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM Author: Rod Taylor circa The Time Machine / 101 Dalmations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49652480) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Infuriating territorial box office I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42882772) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM Author: Cordovan ape This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42887666) |
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM Author: Infuriating territorial box office our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42888212) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM Author: Cordovan ape Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42944234) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM Author: medicated hyperventilating station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42883021) |
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM Author: Sepia Seedy Trailer Park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42883064) |
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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42914998) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42944196) |
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM Author: At-the-ready mahogany gas station gaping aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42944246) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Cordovan ape Lol'd IRL, tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42950183) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM Author: Hateful misunderstood depressive Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42950197) |
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM Author: Cordovan ape 180000000000000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42950447) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42954648) |
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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42954896) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42969770) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Buff galvanic temple ladyboy Strong thread/moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42969803) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM Author: Cordovan ape ;-) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42969808) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM Author: Odious coldplay fan Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42969813) |
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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM Author: Hateful misunderstood depressive Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.
I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years. |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43183889) |
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43183888) |
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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#42989440) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43053100) |
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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM Author: razzle-dazzle rambunctious school cafeteria selfie It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43053111) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43106521) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM Author: Cordovan ape This poast blew my mind, not flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43107001) |
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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM Author: Cordovan ape As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43107002) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM Author: Blathering Cerebral Patrolman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43174759) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43177601) |
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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43124696) |
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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43174542) |
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43194577) |
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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43239492) |
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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM Author: Frum walnut preventive strike [your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43288116) |
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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM Author: Cordovan ape 😂😂😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43299359) |
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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43324612) |
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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#43514420) |
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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM Author: razzle-dazzle rambunctious school cafeteria selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49196901) |
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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49199590) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM Author: razzle-dazzle rambunctious school cafeteria selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49200263) |
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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49200780) |
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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49372624) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375825) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375827) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375828) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: Irate translucent indian lodge (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49375842) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376322) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM Author: yapping stubborn fortuitous meteor *is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend* *checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday* "You have ... 24 ... new voicemails." |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM Author: Cordovan ape Okay, I lol'd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376324) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM Author: yapping stubborn fortuitous meteor *listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"* *sighs*
*hits 'repeat voicemail' button* |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM Author: Cordovan ape On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376409) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: yapping stubborn fortuitous meteor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376411) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376412) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM Author: Cordovan ape I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49376414) |
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM Author: yapping stubborn fortuitous meteor o it's clear brother.
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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM Author: Cordovan ape <3<3<3
Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM Author: Cordovan ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49639794) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM Author: Rod Taylor circa The Time Machine / 101 Dalmations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49652305) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM Author: Frutiger Aero (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49652439) |
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM Author: Rod Taylor circa The Time Machine / 101 Dalmations Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49652462) |
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM Author: Rod Taylor circa The Time Machine / 101 Dalmations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49653001) |
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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM Author: Rod Taylor circa The Time Machine / 101 Dalmations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49657164) |
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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM Author: Rod Taylor circa The Time Machine / 101 Dalmations (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2,#49664938) |