Same rules, past balls and errors etc don’t count.

You will get on base off of this calculation: Take the person in the MLB who leads the league in getting on base and you will get on base one more time than him.

You won’t have any injuries.

You will be your accurate age though at the end of the two years.

You can steal every time you’re on and you don’t need to worry about the risk of being benched. However they might catch on to you stealing every time and will act accordingly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583980&forum_id=2,#48014092)

Some of these catchers are really bad at throwing out runners and the throws aren’t close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583980&forum_id=2,#48014107)

Also, given that I don’t have to be strong enough to hit baseballs, two years of training solely to run and steal bases will be a big help and I won’t be as slow as you think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583980&forum_id=2,#48014144)

They can pitch out often but given that my OBP is so high, I’ll likely have a slugger behind me and they aren’t going to want to get behind in the count. I can also wait a pitch or two to go if the pitch outs get predictable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583980&forum_id=2,#48014157)

this is pretty doable. there's plenty of garbage time AB. the fear would be getting beaned for stealing too much in garbage time, but i guess if you can't get injured go for it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583980&forum_id=2,#48014129)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583980&forum_id=2,#48014134)

this is an understatement. you’d be training EXCLUSIVELY for explosive speed. i don’t know if that alone would be enough to match the innate talent of a elly de la cruz or bobby witt jr., but it should get you in the top 10% at least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583980&forum_id=2,#48014733)

When you point out that NL pitchers provide an instructive starting point, and that in all likelihood you'd be BY FAR the worst player in MLB, and would never in a million years have a roster spot (let alone 500 ABs) but for the OP's hypo God Mode, but would, accepting the hypo, still probably hit above .100 and have a handful of HRs (if that's what you were shooting for), you will *literally* have people fighting with you that noted onetime HR-hitter Bartolo Colon -- a morbidly obese man who twists his entire body when he swings, closing his eyes and often causing his batting helmet to pop upwards off his head in a comic spectacle, rousing uproarious laughter from players and fans alike -- is actually an ELITE HITTER whom you could not possibly hope to emulate at the plate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583980&forum_id=2,#48014955)

(2) Bro, mighty MO VAUGHN, who was fat af by Golden Corral standards, had an 11-SB season in '95; he got 2-4 during most of the rest of his career. I have to imagine a lot of those were semi-uncontested -- given that I could roll a fucking shopping cart to second base faster than Mo could run there -- but this just reinforces my point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583980&forum_id=2,#48014910)

Since they increased the bags and put on the pitch clock and checked the number of pick off attempts, Acuña Jr managed 72.

90 percent of professional players who have been training for decades cannot accomplish this.

This may be the dumbest baseball hypo on this bort, which is saying something. Stealing a base is as much art as athleticism. Anyone saying yes is delusional.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583980&forum_id=2,#48014258)

here, you are being gifted the league lead in OBP, which is a huge boost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583980&forum_id=2,#48014295)

would get zero legit steals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583980&forum_id=2,#48015049)

Elly, your response?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583980&forum_id=2,#48014341)

https://youtu.be/lAK2EjYTGEo?si=qvb9h0weTchthnVO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583980&forum_id=2,#48014444)

You’ve told me I can never be benched. I only need to be successful less than 10% of the time to win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583980&forum_id=2,#48014838)

In all seriousness, I could definitely do this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583980&forum_id=2,#48014976)

I doubt they steal 3 without getting leveled on the tag by 2B or whoever covers, hit my multiple dead on ball accurate fastballs by the catcher at base, I used to play and my sprint speed is fast and I’m wide so def luck into some fake out tags but this is absurdly hard at pro level

You’re just banking on them fucking up out of the infinite attempts basically

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5583980&forum_id=2,#48015385)