Hypo: one million dollars to play defense on one single NFL drive
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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:19 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Doctorate
Assuming your current fitness and football knowledge. To win the bet, your team must prevent the other team scoring on the drive. You are playing on defense and can choose your position. Do you you take this bet and if so what is your plan?
edit: let's assume the offense is starting a normal drive at the 25. assume the clock is not a factor for the offense. assume they dont know about your hypo but are otherwise highly motivated to score as any team should be. they'll be playing normal ball and not going for it on 4th etc just to fuck with you. that being said maybe you get lucky and they make a cowardly punt and you win.
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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:32 AM Author: pontificating disgusting brunch black woman
I'd probably go linebacker and blitz every down, trying to avoid any contact with blockers.
My reasoning is that no matter the position I'm going to be a huge weakness, but at least at linebacker, you have a chance to get to the qb unblocked and potentially make a very helpful play. Our coverage and tackling would suffer greatly, but at db, they would quickly see I'm slow as shit and keep taking advantage. As a lineman, I would get pancaked every play and leave a gaping hole every down.
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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:35 AM Author: startling pale water buffalo property
middle linebacker.
Can't cover wide receivers.
OL would rape everyone but disco fries lining up against them and blow open huge running lanes.
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Date: January 21st, 2025 10:43 AM Author: Fear-inspiring comical theatre boistinker
DL is the only one that would work. line up over center and hit the deck as soon as the ball is snapped. hopefully the rest of the def can hold them with 10 guys.
DB you would give up a TD on the first play. Same with LB and/or you would end up in a wheelchair.
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Date: January 21st, 2025 1:37 PM Author: Carnelian 180 den trump supporter
I probably get 2-3 sacks playing tackle, I played against a nfl pro bowl qb in HS and held my own so no problem but i'd be sore afterwards. Team would likely try to sign me on a long term deal
My little brother, whoi was better than, played against ndumagkong suh in college & dominated him, and my dads brother was a ncaa all american 1st team so we have elite football genes, built different,
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Date: January 21st, 2025 4:28 PM Author: Appetizing Hospital Travel Guidebook
I would take it if i could replace a weak defensive end or middle linebacker on a team with an otherwise strong defense. If I was put in as a safety or cornerback we’d be toast in a single play.
Do we get a week or two of practice time to learn schemes?
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