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video of Jonathan Franzen "hooping it up"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=relat...
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9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously 1...
Mind-boggling Tattoo Hospital
  02/22/12
man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd
underhanded orange address boistinker
  02/22/12
cr. the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as th...
Mind-boggling Tattoo Hospital
  02/22/12
just threw up in my mouth a lot
talented submissive chad orchestra pit
  02/22/12
I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get thro...
ruddy exhilarant reading party organic girlfriend
  02/22/12
rate Franzen's jump shot, bro
Mind-boggling Tattoo Hospital
  02/22/12
I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable...
ruddy exhilarant reading party organic girlfriend
  02/22/12
u jelly
Mind-boggling Tattoo Hospital
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did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't c...
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underhanded orange address boistinker
  02/23/12
Thanks for sharing. The picture of the room is astonishing ...
Massive mood
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underhanded orange address boistinker
  02/23/12
that comment was posted by Franzen
Startling crimson abode
  02/23/12
how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bull...
curious really tough guy
  01/20/13
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYIN...
Big Marketing Idea Fat Ankles
  02/23/12
franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a h...
underhanded orange address boistinker
  02/23/12
Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have ...
Flesh Yapping Set Ceo
  02/23/12
he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not ...
underhanded orange address boistinker
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this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. ...
Startling crimson abode
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underhanded orange address boistinker
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soul-stirring area
  02/25/12
its crazy how unlikable he is
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cr
Thriller onyx circlehead
  05/17/12
*writes a book about a basketball player* *cannot even boun...
Startling crimson abode
  02/25/12
U mad Chabon?
Rambunctious bright field
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underhanded orange address boistinker
  03/31/12
god fucking damn it
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  03/31/12
great american novelist
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goddamn u franzen
Startling crimson abode
  10/26/12
Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him
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i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himse...
Azure Vivacious Site Alpha
  11/20/12
how DOES he see himself?
Big Marketing Idea Fat Ankles
  01/13/13
highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for s...
Thriller onyx circlehead
  01/13/13
Really dont like that guy
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underhanded orange address boistinker
  01/20/13
is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front ...
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  01/20/13
At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions ...
marvelous candlestick maker kitchen
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BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! C'mon guys let's drown h...
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Sapphire boiling water
  02/24/17
lmao, forgot how funny this video is
Rambunctious bright field
  02/24/17
lol wtf get off the court son
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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:13 PM
Author: Startling crimson abode

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1N7Duq-rFc&feature=related

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 12:14 PM
Author: Poppy erotic station



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:58 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Tattoo Hospital

9:06 -- Franzen spastically shoots and bricks hilariously

11:50 -- Franzen still dribbling his basketball down the streets of Manhattan

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 10:59 PM
Author: underhanded orange address boistinker

man even the first sentence out of his mouth was absurd

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Tattoo Hospital

cr.

the woman keeps looking more and more disturbed as the interview goes on. Franzen refuses to make eye contact with her. she stares quizically during his meandering disquisitions with an expression that seems to ask "who is this jackass?"

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:03 PM
Author: talented submissive chad orchestra pit

just threw up in my mouth a lot

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:04 PM
Author: ruddy exhilarant reading party organic girlfriend

I found the Corrections to be a lot of fun. I can't get through his latest book. Just not that interesting.



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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:05 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Tattoo Hospital

rate Franzen's jump shot, bro

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:06 PM
Author: ruddy exhilarant reading party organic girlfriend

I'm not watching the entire video. He seems like a miserable person.

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Date: February 22nd, 2012 11:08 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Tattoo Hospital

u jelly

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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:30 PM
Author: abnormal amethyst university

did u try Freedom? I like the Corrections fine but haven't checked out either of those



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 5:32 AM
Author: underhanded orange address boistinker



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 7:05 AM
Author: Massive mood

Thanks for sharing.

The picture of the room is astonishing but it really explains, no words needed, the depths Franzen is reaching in his books. I also I like his ability to dwell in the present moment (especially dialogues between characters but other situations too) - I think those are the most attractive and "alive" parts in a book - and this room seems to give him the absolute silence - in every sense - to listen patiently to those frail moments and write them so perceptively.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#20033789)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 6:21 PM
Author: underhanded orange address boistinker



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:52 PM
Author: Startling crimson abode

that comment was posted by Franzen

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:06 AM
Author: curious really tough guy

how someone can write a comment like this and not eat a bullet immediately after is a mystery to me

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 9:55 PM
Author: Big Marketing Idea Fat Ankles

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. WHY DOES THIS PERSON EXIST. IS GOD PLAYING A JOKE ON US.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:02 PM
Author: underhanded orange address boistinker

franzen often says he was popular in high school, i have a hard time believing it with a jump shot like that

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:07 PM
Author: Flesh Yapping Set Ceo

Credited, one look at his jump shot in gym class would have killed any attraction a girl might have had for him and all respect from bros.

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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:08 PM
Author: underhanded orange address boistinker

he looks like he wasn't allowed outside as a child, i'm not kidding

i'm no athlete but i can shoot a basketball without looking like an alien

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#20039565)



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Date: February 23rd, 2012 10:13 PM
Author: Startling crimson abode

this is the greatest thing about Franzen. he is an egotist. in this video he trashes his ex-wife, basically saying that they divorced because she was jealous of his writing ability. lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#20039620)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: underhanded orange address boistinker



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:02 AM
Author: soul-stirring area



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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:21 AM
Author: nudist supple national shitlib

its crazy how unlikable he is

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Date: May 17th, 2012 12:33 AM
Author: Thriller onyx circlehead

cr

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Date: February 25th, 2012 2:23 AM
Author: Startling crimson abode

*writes a book about a basketball player*

*cannot even bounce a basketball*

*is Franzen*

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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:26 PM
Author: Rambunctious bright field

U mad Chabon?

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Date: March 31st, 2012 3:47 AM
Author: underhanded orange address boistinker



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Date: March 31st, 2012 5:19 AM
Author: mustard electric furnace depressive

god fucking damn it

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: underhanded orange address boistinker

great american novelist

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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:34 AM
Author: bipolar mediation box office



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Date: October 26th, 2012 3:41 AM
Author: Startling crimson abode

goddamn u franzen

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:44 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Garnet Giraffe Trust Fund

Absolutely astonished at how much I don't like him

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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:48 PM
Author: Azure Vivacious Site Alpha



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Date: November 20th, 2012 10:49 PM
Author: Azure Vivacious Site Alpha

i don't understand franzen's self-concept, how he sees himself. i hate his books, but i'm fascinated by him psychologically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#22086688)



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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:49 PM
Author: Big Marketing Idea Fat Ankles

how DOES he see himself?

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Date: January 13th, 2013 5:51 PM
Author: Thriller onyx circlehead

highly intellectual, "voice of a generation" for seattle/SF/brooklyn latte \-sippers

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Date: January 19th, 2013 9:58 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Garnet Giraffe Trust Fund

Really dont like that guy

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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:11 AM
Author: underhanded orange address boistinker



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Date: January 20th, 2013 4:54 AM
Author: Grizzly heaven incel

is franzen a crypto racist? i don't have his books in front of me, but i was thinking about this recently.

in The Corrections there is a strange group of passages where the narrator seems to ridicule the work of the woman who grows fresh vegetable gardens w/ inner-city black kids. he basically says: "these kids are too fucking stupid to appreciate middle class values, and this person doesn't realize the futility of her work." then he turns her into one of the most pathetic, debased characters in modern fiction, whose downfall it is suggested is brought about by her essential naivete (referring back to her judgment re: the inner city kids).

then in Freedom, there is the protagonist's father, Ray, a wealthy lawyer who defends indigent minorities. he is portrayed as massively condescending and hateful towards his clients - though at the same time explaining to his daughter that they are innocent victims of the system. his minority clients are characterized as buffoons, whom Ray, the prosecutor, and the Judge (all white) cannot help joining together to laugh at in one scene. confusingly, the novel uses, for this character's final redemption, the image of dozens of these black people and their families, heads bowed, filing silently and reverently into the *BACK* (the symbolism) of the church at his funeral - like they are straight out of To Kill a Mockingbird.

the elite east coast lawyer is glorified and the blacks are kept firmly in their place, as objects of charity that is an instrument for self-aggrandizement of the white elites.

his portrayal of the Indian girl in Freedom has also been called racist, for being so laughably 1-dimensional.

these are the only minorities in any of his books.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#22466947)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:38 PM
Author: marvelous candlestick maker kitchen

At the same time, one strongly senses that the descriptions of the Indian girl in Freedom are Franzen just transcribing one of his own obsessive imperialist pedo-crushes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#22624538)



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Date: January 31st, 2013 8:44 PM
Author: Thriller onyx circlehead

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

C'mon guys let's drown him out

BOOOOOOOOO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#22544225)



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Date: February 12th, 2013 5:13 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Garnet Giraffe Trust Fund



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Date: November 18th, 2014 7:31 AM
Author: trip market



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Date: December 13th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: aggressive bawdyhouse



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Date: February 24th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: Sapphire boiling water



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:37 AM
Author: Rambunctious bright field

lmao, forgot how funny this video is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1880358&forum_id=2,#32690634)



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Date: February 24th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author: Bespoke Legal Warrant Stage

lol wtf get off the court son

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Date: December 7th, 2021 8:08 PM
Author: Sapphire boiling water



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Date: June 22nd, 2024 9:46 PM
Author: Bearded location



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Date: February 26th, 2026 6:45 PM
Author: Judas Jones



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