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SWIMMING UPSTREAM: The Lost Memoirs of Meanest Fish and Mandy

An old classic. For context, this was posted about a week...
Big Sooty Point
  07/10/13
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Mauve aromatic resort really tough guy
  10/27/19
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charismatic purple dysfunction double fault
  09/17/13
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cobalt magical chapel
  10/14/13
Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow" _________________...
fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie
  10/24/14
i too aspire to multiple properties
coral bossy institution toilet seat
  10/24/14
pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskv...
fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie
  10/24/14
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fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie
  05/22/18
TMF bump.
fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie
  10/25/14
Ah, memories.
Orchid sadistic gunner
  10/25/14
b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys sh...
fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie
  10/25/14
Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to ...
Orchid sadistic gunner
  10/25/14
not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo pederastrian is ...
fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie
  10/25/14
Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic ...
Orchid sadistic gunner
  10/25/14
yea, yep
coral bossy institution toilet seat
  10/25/14
pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he cou...
godawful nighttime forum
  10/25/14
Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird...
Orchid sadistic gunner
  10/25/14
180
Swashbuckling halford coldplay fan
  02/19/20
pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo...
fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie
  10/25/14
He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even...
Orchid sadistic gunner
  10/26/14
pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for...
fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie
  05/22/18
I thought hes in Ukraine
Swashbuckling halford coldplay fan
  02/19/20
pederastrian moved to ukraine
mustard casino dragon
  10/25/14
This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukrain...
Orchid sadistic gunner
  10/25/14
Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history
Autistic Razzle-dazzle Fanboi
  10/25/14
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fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie
  11/14/14
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fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie
  12/12/14
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Wild Cracking Sex Offender
  02/02/15
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Glittery station
  11/21/16
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Soul-stirring Haunted Graveyard
  11/21/16
bump4chandler
fragrant copper goal in life love of her life
  05/06/17
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  05/06/17
Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM Author: The Meanest Yay! ...
Glittery station
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Hateful amber clown
  08/01/17
Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs ...
Obsidian Filthy Theater Genital Piercing
  08/01/17
LOL
vigorous generalized bond legal warrant
  11/11/19
He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a...
pea-brained hospital
  11/11/19
MOVER AND SHAKER
fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie
  02/19/20
Still love this thread
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  11/21/17
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Wonderful cheese-eating messiness
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hairraiser partner shrine
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fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie
  03/28/19
OUCH
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Date: July 10th, 2013 11:40 PM
Author: Big Sooty Point

An old classic.

For context, this was posted about a week or so after TMF was laid off from biglaw.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=938491&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#23587440)



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Date: October 27th, 2019 11:33 AM
Author: Mauve aromatic resort really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#39033139)



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Date: September 17th, 2013 5:25 AM
Author: charismatic purple dysfunction double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#24064925)



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Date: October 14th, 2013 7:26 PM
Author: cobalt magical chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#24234033)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:00 PM
Author: fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie

Chapter 1: "Summer in Moscow"

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 2:55 AM

Author: Lara Croft (people use the scripture to say gay sex is gross)

No, I still think we will be rich. I don't expect 5-6 million, but I find 3 million to be a very realistic goal. And although that may not be enough to allow you to do anything you want, it is certainly enough to make you feel rich in most parts of the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448407)

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Date: December 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM

Author: TMF (The Meanest Fish, yo)

No, I aspire to nouveau rich. Nouveau middle would involve a McMansion in some suburb of a second rate city. I aspire to multiple properties (to both use and rent out), millions in the bank and in various securities, great car, great apartment in the city and a great villa outside the city, the ability to travel the world, eat a great restaurants, etc. But no, I don't ever think I'll have over a billion dollars (unless the dollar really, really depreciates).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=893105&forum_id=2#10448719)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26580902)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:06 PM
Author: coral bossy institution toilet seat

i too aspire to multiple properties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26580945)



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Date: October 24th, 2014 11:10 PM
Author: fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie

pederastrian, mandy, and TMF sharing a kommunalka in zamoskvorechye, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26580973)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#36102173)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:55 PM
Author: fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie

TMF bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587082)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 10:59 PM
Author: Orchid sadistic gunner

Ah, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587134)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:05 PM
Author: fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie

b00r and pederastrian are in rus-SI-A right now, you guys should have a moscow meetup

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587175)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:09 PM
Author: Orchid sadistic gunner

Are they really? What ever happened to Boor? Did he go to med school? Did a female ever let him touch her?

Can't remember who pedestrian is. Other monikers?

Also, not in Moscow, so can't meet up with them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587206)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:28 PM
Author: fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie

not sure about b00r he mightve gone pumo

pederastrian is a russian dude but doesn't post much.

there is also a different extremely pro-russia d00d "something ARE COUNTRY" as well but he could be flame.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587378)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:43 PM
Author: Orchid sadistic gunner

Does he talk about Russian weapons with almost encyclopedic knowledge all the time? If so then that is Valen2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587548)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:45 PM
Author: coral bossy institution toilet seat

yea, yep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587578)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:44 PM
Author: godawful nighttime forum

pedestrian isn't russian, he just moved there because he couldn't fuck quality pussy in the U.S. without paying for it.

the other dude's name is 'ARE COUNTRY reptile' and he is actually russian.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587563)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:47 PM
Author: Orchid sadistic gunner

Oh I think I remember that guy (pedestrian). He was a weird one. Last I heard he was living with a bunch of poor southern Russian roommates in Kimki or something (a Russian suburb that has a big mall that had like IKEA and the local ripoff of Home Depot).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587600)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:20 AM
Author: Swashbuckling halford coldplay fan

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#39616448)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:56 PM
Author: fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie

pedestrian always struck me as one of those quiet racist neo-nazi russian d00ds IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587692)



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Date: October 26th, 2014 12:00 AM
Author: Orchid sadistic gunner

He is clearly off but not like that. For one, he isn't even Russian. For another, he lived with Southern Russian guys. I can't even put my finger on what his weirdness was. IIRC, he kind of hated Russia and Russians but had no job or life back in the US, so moved to Russia borrowing money from his brother or something. Then he stayed, but bitched about it a lot and still described Russians as subhuman and kept patting himself on the back for having a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587721)



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Date: May 22nd, 2018 12:21 AM
Author: fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie

pederastrian, how did you let TMF get away with this one for so long

this demands a response

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#36102178)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:21 AM
Author: Swashbuckling halford coldplay fan

I thought hes in Ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#39616450)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:15 PM
Author: mustard casino dragon

pederastrian moved to ukraine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587269)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:42 PM
Author: Orchid sadistic gunner

This seems to be the worst time imaginable to move to Ukraine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587535)



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Date: October 25th, 2014 11:39 PM
Author: Autistic Razzle-dazzle Fanboi

Possibly the most brutal thread in xo history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26587492)



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Date: November 14th, 2014 3:40 AM
Author: fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26714148)



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Date: December 12th, 2014 7:36 PM
Author: fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#26919108)



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Date: February 2nd, 2015 12:20 PM
Author: Wild Cracking Sex Offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#27235606)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:13 AM
Author: Glittery station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#31959674)



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Date: November 21st, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#31959715)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 1:40 AM
Author: fragrant copper goal in life love of her life

bump4chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#33242954)



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Date: May 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#33247788)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: Glittery station

Date: August 1st, 2017 5:35 PM

Author: The Meanest Yay!

Tcr. Where I work the real liftoff it's at director level where you get LTI (long term incentive) bonus. If I can get that (which would be my next promotion) then I'll be in Nutella range comp. It is also a tiny percentage of the workforce that is that or above.

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3690248&mc=193&forum_id=2#33898215

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#33900420)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Hateful amber clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#33900570)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 11:15 PM
Author: Obsidian Filthy Theater Genital Piercing

Very hilarious that there is a whole generation of XO noobs that does not remember how hilarious TMF used to be when he thought he was a global up-and-comer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#33900568)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: vigorous generalized bond legal warrant

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#39104675)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:24 PM
Author: pea-brained hospital

He’s still pretty uppity for a kike making less than a 1st year living in a junkyard in NJ next to traintracks and getting topped by pit bulls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#39104698)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:13 AM
Author: fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie

MOVER AND SHAKER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#39616415)



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Date: November 21st, 2017 11:29 AM
Author: Diverse wine associate plaza

Still love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#34739291)



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Date: January 2nd, 2019 7:47 AM
Author: Wonderful cheese-eating messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#37511922)



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Date: January 5th, 2019 12:40 PM
Author: hairraiser partner shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#37532331)



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Date: March 28th, 2019 11:46 PM
Author: fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#38008344)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 2:11 PM
Author: pea-brained hospital

OUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#38101817)



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Date: November 11th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal crusty twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#39104691)



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Date: February 19th, 2020 1:09 AM
Author: fantasy-prone splenetic native selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#39616406)



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Date: April 28th, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: flatulent doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#40109035)



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Date: September 30th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: Rabbi Nahasapeemapetilon (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2305742&forum_id=2,#49313869)