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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
tell me
Multi-colored Meetinghouse
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Hideous university weed whacker
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Cream soul-stirring background story
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
Bossy knife mood
  12/28/13
fucking lol
charismatic insecure piazza
  05/12/15
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Tantric shrine becky
  05/12/15
so underrated
hairraiser bbw
  01/19/16
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shaky therapy
  06/07/17
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Contagious talking orchestra pit philosopher-king
  03/31/18
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khaki stain goal in life
  07/18/18
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Pale nursing home
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razzle-dazzle whorehouse giraffe
  12/16/21
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flatulent stirring tattoo heaven
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arousing set
  12/11/24
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Nofapping big hissy fit ticket booth
  06/11/25
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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frank rizzo
  08/12/25
it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
burgundy cowardly circlehead
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
Floppy Magenta Base
  08/14/13
lmao
Multi-colored Meetinghouse
  05/12/15
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Passionate Skinny Woman
  12/11/24
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arousing set
  12/11/24
a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
burgundy cowardly circlehead
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
cobalt internet-worthy school cafeteria fat ankles
  08/14/13
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Hideous university weed whacker
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
Swashbuckling coral mother
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
weird blob of shit from another dimension
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
rofl
Multi-colored Meetinghouse
  08/14/13
180
razzle-dazzle whorehouse giraffe
  08/14/13
rofl
Chartreuse haunted graveyard
  08/14/13
took a few attempts but 180
Alcoholic brethren factory reset button
  08/14/13
lol
Dead laughsome cumskin laser beams
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Ocher mewling center
  08/14/13
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shaky therapy
  03/10/14
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mentally impaired liquid oxygen step-uncle's house
  03/24/21
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flatulent stirring tattoo heaven
  02/16/23
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
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Rose stead
  08/14/13
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Hideous university weed whacker
  08/14/13
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Rose stead
  08/14/13
The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
Floppy Magenta Base
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Rose stead
  08/14/13
best of thread
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
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amber range
  08/14/13
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arousing set
  12/11/24
Criminally underrated
arousing set
  12/11/24
If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
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Hideous university weed whacker
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
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Hideous university weed whacker
  08/14/13
At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
Hideous university weed whacker
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
concupiscible slimy striped hyena
  08/14/13
Pizzas are not whores.
Floppy Magenta Base
  08/14/13
A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
frum stock car
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Multi-colored Meetinghouse
  08/14/13
180
Hateful brindle spot community account
  08/14/13
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Histrionic wild senate foreskin
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Ocher mewling center
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Snowy Mediation
  08/17/13
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charismatic insecure piazza
  01/19/16
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Contagious talking orchestra pit philosopher-king
  03/31/18
The white box LR is kept in is padded.
frum stock car
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
amber range
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
amber range
  08/14/13
lol
Bisexual roast beef
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Rose stead
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
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amber range
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
irradiated legend
  08/14/13
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Drab insane sanctuary
  03/31/18
When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
Rose stead
  08/14/13
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Sticky halford
  01/23/14
When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
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amber range
  08/14/13
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indigo national security agency
  09/11/13
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indigo national security agency
  02/16/23
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mentally impaired liquid oxygen step-uncle's house
  02/16/23
The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
It's wrong to attack a pizza.
amber range
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
amber range
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
bearded theatre scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
Crusty double fault locale
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
Swashbuckling coral mother
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
Swashbuckling coral mother
  08/14/13
ty, whitest knight <3
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
razzle-dazzle whorehouse giraffe
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
swollen resort regret
  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
jet stimulating market
  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
amber range
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
Crusty double fault locale
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
bearded theatre scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
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Scarlet party of the first part rehab
  08/14/13
You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
Crusty double fault locale
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
Crusty double fault locale
  08/14/13
i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
Crusty double fault locale
  08/14/13
do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
Crusty double fault locale
  08/14/13
well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
Crusty double fault locale
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
Crusty double fault locale
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
Hideous university weed whacker
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
Hideous university weed whacker
  08/14/13
whatever
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
Hyperventilating Copper Sex Offender Hall
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
amber range
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Rose stead
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
lol
Hateful brindle spot community account
  08/14/13
If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
180
razzle-dazzle whorehouse giraffe
  08/14/13
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topaz blood rage business firm
  08/14/13
It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Rose stead
  08/14/13
If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
spectacular buff boltzmann azn
  08/14/13
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spectacular buff boltzmann azn
  08/14/13
When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
razzle-dazzle whorehouse giraffe
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
razzle-dazzle whorehouse giraffe
  08/14/13
lol tyft
Hideous university weed whacker
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
Hideous university weed whacker
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
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emerald gaping pit
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
Hateful brindle spot community account
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
Iridescent Glittery Lay Genital Piercing
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
peach organic girlfriend
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
razzle-dazzle whorehouse giraffe
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
razzle-dazzle whorehouse giraffe
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
amber range
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
razzle-dazzle whorehouse giraffe
  08/14/13
165
Mischievous Potus Pisswyrm
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
lmao
Hideous university weed whacker
  08/14/13
...
Scarlet party of the first part rehab
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Heady Toaster
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
silver out-of-control temple
  08/14/13
When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Snowy Mediation
  08/14/13
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spectacular buff boltzmann azn
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
Pics?
smoky provocative house
  08/14/13
link?
Passionate Skinny Woman
  08/17/13
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Multi-colored Meetinghouse
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
jade garrison
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
elite jewess pozpig
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
amber range
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
Exciting Cruise Ship
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
lisa rowe can't be topped!
Carnelian vibrant gunner roommate
  08/14/13
i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Carnelian vibrant gunner roommate
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Carnelian vibrant gunner roommate
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle
  08/14/13
One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
thriller massive gaming laptop brunch
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Carnelian vibrant gunner roommate
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
razzmatazz vengeful home
  08/14/13
Underrated
Mischievous Potus Pisswyrm
  08/15/13
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shaky therapy
  01/23/14
After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
thriller massive gaming laptop brunch
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
razzmatazz vengeful home
  08/14/13
LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
Painfully honest pea-brained tanning salon
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
amber range
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Pearl parlor
  08/14/13
lol
Dead laughsome cumskin laser beams
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Pearl parlor
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Dead laughsome cumskin laser beams
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Pearl parlor
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
thriller massive gaming laptop brunch
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
Excitant Cerise Hell Digit Ratio
  08/14/13
(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
bearded theatre scourge upon the earth
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
curious ruby office
  08/14/13
180
Appetizing Famous Landscape Painting
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Dead laughsome cumskin laser beams
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
Ocher mewling center
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Dead laughsome cumskin laser beams
  08/14/13
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Lascivious Property Yarmulke
  08/14/13
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Crystalline marvelous plaza
  08/14/13
180
Carnelian vibrant gunner roommate
  08/14/13
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razzmatazz vengeful home
  08/15/13
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Exciting Cruise Ship
  08/17/13
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shimmering deer antler area
  09/11/13
Lmao
Poppy Dopamine
  06/07/17
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philosemitic antizionist
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
Maniacal Kitchen
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
Lascivious Property Yarmulke
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Naked vigorous cuckold
  08/14/13
lol
Carnelian vibrant gunner roommate
  08/14/13
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cracking institution
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Cruel-hearted locus juggernaut
  08/14/13
180
ultramarine theater stage affirmative action
  08/14/13
I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
primrose gas station
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Haunting Stag Film Death Wish
  08/17/13
poignant
diverse chrome trust fund
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
House-broken macaca
  08/17/13
...
Lascivious Property Yarmulke
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
shimmering deer antler area
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
indigo national security agency
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
Painfully honest pea-brained tanning salon
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
Bossy knife mood
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Sadistic hospital
  12/28/13
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aphrodisiac aqua station milk
  01/09/14
IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
garnet dilemma friendly grandma
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
frozen slate psychic
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
ivory idea he suggested
  03/10/14
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charismatic insecure piazza
  05/12/15
jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
irradiated legend
  05/12/15
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Fear-inspiring comical state
  01/19/16
...
Ocher mewling center
  10/25/17
...
Passionate Skinny Woman
  11/29/15
...
Passionate Skinny Woman
  12/23/15
...
charismatic insecure piazza
  01/05/16
...
Passionate Skinny Woman
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Trip chapel black woman
  06/07/17
...
Fear-inspiring comical state
  09/22/17
...
Snowy Mediation
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Disturbing amethyst parlour
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
cyan medicated goyim
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Disturbing amethyst parlour
  07/18/18
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mentally impaired liquid oxygen step-uncle's house
  04/30/19
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Passionate Skinny Woman
  06/21/20
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Passionate Skinny Woman
  06/23/20
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Mildly Autistic Aromatic Point Faggotry
  07/11/20
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mentally impaired liquid oxygen step-uncle's house
  12/16/21
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mentally impaired liquid oxygen step-uncle's house
  03/22/22


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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored Meetinghouse

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Hideous university weed whacker

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Cream soul-stirring background story

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: Bossy knife mood

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: charismatic insecure piazza

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: hairraiser bbw

so underrated

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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: arousing set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Nofapping big hissy fit ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: frank rizzo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179095)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: burgundy cowardly circlehead

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Floppy Magenta Base

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Multi-colored Meetinghouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: Passionate Skinny Woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: arousing set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436918)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: burgundy cowardly circlehead

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: cobalt internet-worthy school cafeteria fat ankles

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: Hideous university weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Swashbuckling coral mother

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored Meetinghouse

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle whorehouse giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Chartreuse haunted graveyard

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: Alcoholic brethren factory reset button

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Dead laughsome cumskin laser beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: Ocher mewling center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: shaky therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: mentally impaired liquid oxygen step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: flatulent stirring tattoo heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Rose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Hideous university weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Rose stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: Floppy Magenta Base

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Rose stead

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: amber range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: arousing set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: arousing set

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Hideous university weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Hideous university weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: Hideous university weed whacker

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: concupiscible slimy striped hyena

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: Floppy Magenta Base

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: frum stock car

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Multi-colored Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: Hateful brindle spot community account

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: Histrionic wild senate foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: Ocher mewling center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: charismatic insecure piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Contagious talking orchestra pit philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: frum stock car

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: amber range

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: amber range

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Bisexual roast beef

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Rose stead

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: amber range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: irradiated legend

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Drab insane sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Rose stead

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: Sticky halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: amber range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: indigo national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: indigo national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: mentally impaired liquid oxygen step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: amber range

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: amber range

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: bearded theatre scourge upon the earth

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Crusty double fault locale

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Swashbuckling coral mother

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Swashbuckling coral mother

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle whorehouse giraffe

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: swollen resort regret

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: jet stimulating market

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: amber range

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: Crusty double fault locale

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: bearded theatre scourge upon the earth

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Scarlet party of the first part rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Crusty double fault locale

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: Crusty double fault locale

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: Crusty double fault locale

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: Crusty double fault locale

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Crusty double fault locale

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Crusty double fault locale

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Hideous university weed whacker

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Hideous university weed whacker

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: Hyperventilating Copper Sex Offender Hall

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: amber range

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Rose stead

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: Hateful brindle spot community account

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle whorehouse giraffe

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: topaz blood rage business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Rose stead

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: spectacular buff boltzmann azn

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: spectacular buff boltzmann azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle whorehouse giraffe

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle whorehouse giraffe

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: Hideous university weed whacker

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: Hideous university weed whacker

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: emerald gaping pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: Hateful brindle spot community account

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Iridescent Glittery Lay Genital Piercing

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: peach organic girlfriend

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle whorehouse giraffe

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle whorehouse giraffe

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: amber range

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle whorehouse giraffe

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Mischievous Potus Pisswyrm

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Hideous university weed whacker

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: Scarlet party of the first part rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Heady Toaster

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: silver out-of-control temple

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Snowy Mediation

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: spectacular buff boltzmann azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: smoky provocative house

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: Passionate Skinny Woman

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Multi-colored Meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: jade garrison

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: elite jewess pozpig

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: amber range

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: Exciting Cruise Ship

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Carnelian vibrant gunner roommate

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Carnelian vibrant gunner roommate

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Carnelian vibrant gunner roommate

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Costumed Metal Box Office Wrinkle

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: thriller massive gaming laptop brunch

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Carnelian vibrant gunner roommate

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful home

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Mischievous Potus Pisswyrm

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: shaky therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: thriller massive gaming laptop brunch

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful home

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: Painfully honest pea-brained tanning salon

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: amber range

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Pearl parlor

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Dead laughsome cumskin laser beams

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Pearl parlor

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Dead laughsome cumskin laser beams

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Pearl parlor

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: thriller massive gaming laptop brunch

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: Excitant Cerise Hell Digit Ratio

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: bearded theatre scourge upon the earth

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: curious ruby office

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Appetizing Famous Landscape Painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Dead laughsome cumskin laser beams

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: Ocher mewling center

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Dead laughsome cumskin laser beams

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: Lascivious Property Yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: Crystalline marvelous plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Carnelian vibrant gunner roommate

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: razzmatazz vengeful home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: Exciting Cruise Ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: shimmering deer antler area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Poppy Dopamine

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: philosemitic antizionist (slop til you drop)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: Maniacal Kitchen

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: Lascivious Property Yarmulke

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Naked vigorous cuckold

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Carnelian vibrant gunner roommate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: cracking institution



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted locus juggernaut

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: ultramarine theater stage affirmative action

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: primrose gas station

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Haunting Stag Film Death Wish

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: diverse chrome trust fund

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: House-broken macaca

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: Lascivious Property Yarmulke



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: shimmering deer antler area

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: indigo national security agency

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: Painfully honest pea-brained tanning salon

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: Bossy knife mood

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: Sadistic hospital

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: aphrodisiac aqua station milk



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: garnet dilemma friendly grandma

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: frozen slate psychic

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: ivory idea he suggested

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: charismatic insecure piazza



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: irradiated legend

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring comical state



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Ocher mewling center



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: Passionate Skinny Woman



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: Passionate Skinny Woman



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: charismatic insecure piazza



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: Passionate Skinny Woman



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Trip chapel black woman

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring comical state



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Snowy Mediation



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Disturbing amethyst parlour

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: cyan medicated goyim

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Disturbing amethyst parlour

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2,#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: mentally impaired liquid oxygen step-uncle's house



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: Passionate Skinny Woman



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: Passionate Skinny Woman



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Aromatic Point Faggotry



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: mentally impaired liquid oxygen step-uncle's house



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: mentally impaired liquid oxygen step-uncle's house



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