Hedge Fund releases 294 page review of Olive Garden (not flame)
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Poast new message in this thread
Date: September 13th, 2014 8:33 AM Author: dull tattoo
JUST DO SALTT THE FUCKING WATER BRO, ITS THE FIRST STEP IM WIKIPEDIA.
Some analyst there definitely poasts. Or would have in xo glory days.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26320603) |
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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:40 AM Author: mahogany public bath marketing idea
and again on one of their conclusion slides:
"Olive Garden’s breadsticks are part of the brand equity, as they come
to every
table. The breadsticks
need to be of the
highest quality,
with
a better
taste and
a firmer
texture, and each
table must
receive
hot
breadsticks."
these hedge fund bros are on our side
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26320609) |
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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:30 AM Author: Irate trailer park
Boomers gonna boom
pg 56 - Darden bases its CEO compensation on companies 4-6x its size that
aren’t even in Darden’s industry, like VF Corporation, Hilton Hotels, General Mills, and Hershey, or quick-service restaurant
companies more than 15x its size like McDonald’s.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26320834) |
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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:37 AM Author: Irate trailer park
Should have just done BIGCHAIN RESTAURANT GM track:
pg 67 - Darden GMs:
$60,000 - $80,000 (per Darden
management)
Currently, Darden pays 15% - 25% of
total compensation as bonus
Best-in-class peers
$70,000 - $100,000
With a goal of promoting incentive
alignment within the organization,
best-in-class pay 30% - 40% of total
compensation as bonus
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26320848) |
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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:45 AM Author: Irate trailer park
BOOMERS GONNA BOOM
pg 94 - Management utilizes private aircraft for most travel needs, even when it is more cost efficient and
reasonably convenient to fly commercial (one of the incumbent Board nominees sells private
aircraft services to Darden).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26320867) |
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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:52 AM Author: Irate trailer park
Breadstick rules
pg 104 - Servers placed one breadstick per guest plus one
breadstick for the table. For example, if you had 4
guests, 5 breadsticks were served.
The same rule exists as 10 years ago, but restaurants
lack training and discipline to deliver. Now, servers
will bring an excess of breadsticks significantly
outnumbering the number of guests.
Darden management readily admits that after
sitting just 7 minutes, the breadsticks deteriorate
in quality.
Olive Garden uses 675 million – 700 million
breadsticks a year across all their restaurants (average
of 3 per customer). The average customer does not
consume 3 breadsticks, leading to massive
unnecessary waste.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26320881) |
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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:54 AM Author: Irate trailer park
pg 108 - Non-standardized To-Go bags and microwavable to-go container is the “Cadillac”
container of the industry.
To-Go bags are
made with high-end
materials adding
25-30% cost above
competitors’ To-Go
bags
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26320886) |
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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:56 AM Author: Irate trailer park
pg 111 - Why do the togo
containers
need to be
dishwasher
safe?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26320889) |
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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:04 AM Author: Irate trailer park
pg 136 - The Company is lacking appeal to Millennials.
– Innovation and use of technology must improve to
keep up with current industry trends.
Darden did not even own the ad space on Google for Olive Garden
until recently. When we searched “olive garden” in May 2014, the
first sponsored link was for Carrabba’s!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26320921) |
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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:06 AM Author: Irate trailer park
pg 142 - Only 8% of sales is from alcoholic beverages at Olive Garden, while Italian peers average more than twice that (16.5%).
– Several competitors in both the fast casual and casual dining segments have focused more attention on higher
margin adult beverages as they look to expand check average and traffic.
– For example, Chili’s 2013 adult beverage mix totaled 14% (as compared to 12.8% in 2010).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26320931) |
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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:46 AM Author: Irate trailer park
pg 151 - On Friday and Saturday nights, the average Olive Garden experiences 60-90 minute wait times.(1)
We believe Olive Garden has false waits at these peak times due to execution errors, particularly slow table turns.
 A successful casual dining restaurant can clean a table and set it for the next guest within 1 minute of the previous guest
leaving, but Olive Garden takes 3-5 minutes to turn their tables on average.(2)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26321062) |
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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:46 AM Author: Irate trailer park
rofl SELF CHECKOUT
pg 152 - Tablets create a much more efficient dining experience and can reduce dining times by 5-10 minutes
per table (allows the guest to pay whenever ready instead of waiting for the server).(4)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26321065) |
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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:48 AM Author: Irate trailer park
pg 163 - We believe the pasta is poorly handled and generally overcooked.
– Shockingly, Olive Garden no longer salts the water it uses to boil the pasta, merely to get a longer warranty
on its pots.
 This appalling decision shows just how little regard management has for delivering a quality experience to
guests.
– We believe this results in a mushy, unappealing product that is well below competitors’ quality despite similar cost.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26321068) |
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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:50 AM Author: Irate trailer park
pg 166 -
Before
Olive Garden used to offer dishes such as:
Pork Filettino (a tender grilled tenderloin
served with roasted vegetables)
Lobster Spaghetti (had a marvelous flavor
and was loved by guests)
Tortellini Fizzano (authentic pasta dish from
Olive Garden’s Riserva di Fizzano restaurant
located in an 11th century village in Italy)
Now
Fried Lasagna Fritta?
“Tuscan” White Bean Hummus?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26321072)
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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:53 AM Author: Irate trailer park
pg 175 -
Olive Garden’s
Yelp reviews are
low in middle
America, which
represents their
core customer
base.
Olive Garden national average 3.03
Peer national average 3.27
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26321078) |
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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:00 PM Author: Twinkling house mad-dog skullcap
To improve quality and consistency and reduce costs, it is appropriate to outsource some items to
a high quality producer who will be able to manufacture recipes and distribute the product (e.g. a perfect “Quality up, cost down” opportunity is with the
soups)
i don't see why you are focusing on the soups either. there is plenty of other stuff in there about improving quality that has nothing to do with outsourcing.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26321103) |
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Date: September 14th, 2014 10:13 PM Author: Spectacular Abusive Sanctuary Feces
heres the real answer these idiots dont understand
its "bad" because they don't pay rent, which means their profits per store are higher, and then they point to those high profits as if they're an example of their execution genius. they compare those profits to competitors who lease their stores, and use that to mask the fact that they actually have restaurants that significantly underperform the competition by a fucking longshot.
its basically like your friend who lives rent-free in his moms basement telling girls he's a better catch than you because he's able to afford a 5 series lease with all his free cash flow while you're stuck paying a mortgage/rent like a god damn loser
also its just not tax/economically efficient to own the real estate, because REITs have big tax advantages that makes, all else equal, a parcel of real estate held in a RIET simply worth more than a parcel of real estate held by anything else.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26329664) |
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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:11 PM Author: Red comical potus state
" Majority of non-critical functions are still insourced
– AP / AR, customer service, IT service, low level
legal tasks"
Page 95 inhouse shitlaw ripped in lengthy screed
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26321134) |
Date: September 13th, 2014 1:15 PM Author: House-broken Resort
http://i.imgur.com/OhK2fpe.jpg
Who prepares those presentations?
It's pure shit.
It's terribly written. It's terribly designed. It's almost like it was created to not be read.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26321461) |
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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:32 PM Author: House-broken Resort
So it's not actually intended to be informative? If they're going for the clumsy wall of text effect, they've succeeded.
It seems to me that what they've really done is done one thing poorly instead of doing two things well. Why not have a PowerPoint presentation that isn't shit and an accompanying clean report that you can actually read?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26321581)
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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:16 PM Author: sticky aromatic box office
The Starboard guys are great and know what they are doing.
As for the people in this thread think that they are charging Darden a fee for any of this - you have the wrong idea, they own a significant amount of the shares in the company and only benefit when the share price goes up or earnings improve, which translates into a substantial dividend increase.
The actual huge deal for investors is that the company is going to do a REIT spinco for Darden's owned/leased real estate which will create substantial tax savings and increase investor yield.
The CEO who ran Darden before was an entrenched idiot who blew a ton of money and almost destroyed the franchise, glad he got ousted.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26321480) |
Date: September 13th, 2014 1:24 PM Author: transparent striped hyena
Senior breadstick analyst at hedge fund: 600k a year, summers in Monaco.
Us: Saturday poasting
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26321529) |
Date: September 13th, 2014 1:43 PM Author: House-broken Resort
Page 165 - The breadsticks are like hot dog buns.
"The lower quality refined flour breadsticks served today are filled with more air and have less flavor (similar to hot dog buns)."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26321632)
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Date: September 14th, 2014 11:11 PM Author: Twisted Dark Crackhouse Hunting Ground
*Makes millions advising Italian restaurant to salt the water used to boil pasta*
Seriously, these guys will fucking make millions for telling the worlds largest italian chain step 1 on wikipedia of how to cook fucking pasta. LJL, fuck this world man
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26330148) |
Date: October 10th, 2014 12:01 PM Author: startling violet mental disorder chad
PWN PWN PWN
these guys now control Olive Garden
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#26492285) |
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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM Author: Electric Stain Juggernaut
And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.
And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.
And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.
And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.
And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.
And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.
And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.
And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.
And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.
And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.
WHAT SAVIOURS OF WESTERN CIVILISATION!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2,#28184461) |
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