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MEDICAL EMERGENCY: I have seeds in my poop. Didn't eat seeds.

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.
Federal Corner Elastic Band
  09/20/14
Begs the question why are you looking at your poop
Maroon Milk Public Bath
  09/20/14
When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I...
Federal Corner Elastic Band
  09/20/14
(Oprah)
Maroon Milk Public Bath
  09/20/14
Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular ...
dashing tanning salon
  09/20/14
ok
Maroon Milk Public Bath
  09/20/14
Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip u...
dashing tanning salon
  09/20/14
you're scaring me.
Maroon Milk Public Bath
  09/20/14
Good
dashing tanning salon
  09/20/14
why don't you use full stops?
Maroon Milk Public Bath
  09/20/14
Full stops?
dashing tanning salon
  09/20/14
Periods you yank
Maroon Milk Public Bath
  09/20/14
Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get o...
dashing tanning salon
  09/20/14
hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe
Maroon Milk Public Bath
  09/20/14
Will do. Thanks.
domesticated supple cruise ship sneaky criminal
  09/20/14
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dashing tanning salon
  09/20/14
DESCRIBE the seeds
Lascivious big-titted crackhouse
  09/20/14
They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size o...
Federal Corner Elastic Band
  09/20/14
Maybe see a doctor
Maroon Milk Public Bath
  09/20/14
I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.
Federal Corner Elastic Band
  09/20/14
Plant the poop on upenn's campus
Exciting Confused Pisswyrm Stead
  09/20/14
those are worms/parasite shells, bro.
topaz shrine
  09/20/14
What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.
Federal Corner Elastic Band
  09/20/14
seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stoo...
Bright center
  09/20/14
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Federal Corner Elastic Band
  09/20/14
Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need t...
talented parlour
  09/20/14
...
Disturbing marvelous old irish cottage boltzmann
  09/20/14
NO!!!!
Federal Corner Elastic Band
  09/20/14
it's the only way brother
talented parlour
  09/20/14
...
primrose abode toilet seat
  09/20/14
those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm egg...
Charismatic Nursing Home Liquid Oxygen
  09/20/14
...
Maroon Milk Public Bath
  09/20/14
Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.
Federal Corner Elastic Band
  09/20/14
Did you eat pork?
Slippery police squad
  09/20/14
have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass? ...
Charismatic Nursing Home Liquid Oxygen
  09/20/14
sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.
Gaped business firm community account
  10/23/14
...
salmon theatre
  04/25/25
(Rudolph)
fragrant internal respiration plaza
  09/20/14
ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon. enjoy.
concupiscible philosopher-king place of business
  09/20/14
Rudolph, You have a parasite. The "seeds" in yo...
heady avocado foreskin
  09/20/14
Rudolph's "seeds": http://www.miracleshihtzu.co...
heady avocado foreskin
  09/20/14
Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread
heady avocado foreskin
  09/20/14
Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.
Federal Corner Elastic Band
  09/20/14
If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?
Federal Corner Elastic Band
  09/20/14
I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is rela...
heady avocado foreskin
  09/20/14
Can they check you without a stool sample?
Federal Corner Elastic Band
  09/20/14
I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape ...
heady avocado foreskin
  09/20/14
PAGING BENZO!
Federal Corner Elastic Band
  09/20/14
thats pinworms tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look l...
Charismatic Nursing Home Liquid Oxygen
  09/20/14
OUTTED as jezebel commenter: pocket_copterErin Gloria Ry...
mewling area
  09/20/14
Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also hav...
Cyan cracking azn
  09/20/14
...
Federal Corner Elastic Band
  09/20/14
Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?
heady avocado foreskin
  10/14/14
I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.
Lemon theater
  10/23/14
lol earl
salmon theatre
  06/10/24
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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Federal Corner Elastic Band

EXPLAIN! Been this way for like 2 weeks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363240)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: Maroon Milk Public Bath

Begs the question why are you looking at your poop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363245)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Federal Corner Elastic Band

When I wipe my ass I instinctively look in the bowl before I flush.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363253)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Maroon Milk Public Bath

(Oprah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363255)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: dashing tanning salon

Begs the question is actually a technical term for circular reasoning. Try to be more precise when you write

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363264)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Maroon Milk Public Bath

ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: dashing tanning salon

Is it ok though? I'll be following your poasts. Don't slip up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363298)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: Maroon Milk Public Bath

you're scaring me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363302)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:14 PM
Author: dashing tanning salon

Good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363380)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: Maroon Milk Public Bath

why don't you use full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363385)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:17 PM
Author: dashing tanning salon

Full stops?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363393)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: Maroon Milk Public Bath

Periods you yank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363422)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:37 PM
Author: dashing tanning salon

Were talking about you're writing, not mine. Let's not get off subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363470)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:41 PM
Author: Maroon Milk Public Bath

hewhehehehehhehehehehehehe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365063)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: domesticated supple cruise ship sneaky criminal

Will do. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363306)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:15 PM
Author: dashing tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363382)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Lascivious big-titted crackhouse

DESCRIBE the seeds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363249)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Federal Corner Elastic Band

They are light in color. Off=white in color. Half the size of watermelon seeds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363256)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Maroon Milk Public Bath

Maybe see a doctor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363259)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: Federal Corner Elastic Band

I'm afraid that will lead to a colonoscopy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363265)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:44 PM
Author: Exciting Confused Pisswyrm Stead

Plant the poop on upenn's campus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363250)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:46 PM
Author: topaz shrine

those are worms/parasite shells, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363261)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:47 PM
Author: Federal Corner Elastic Band

What in the fuck bro. Don't fuck with me like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363274)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:49 PM
Author: Bright center

seriously though, you should go to the doctor and get a stool sample taken - he's right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363292)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Federal Corner Elastic Band

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363310)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:51 PM
Author: talented parlour

Go to a doctor. He will give you three cups. You will need to put a sample of your poop into each cup, on consecutive days. It must be your first poop of the day.

Bring the samples back, and in a week or so you'll get a call from your doctor with the exact species of worm you have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363299)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Disturbing marvelous old irish cottage boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363303)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:53 PM
Author: Federal Corner Elastic Band

NO!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363308)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: talented parlour

it's the only way brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363320)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: primrose abode toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363334)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:21 PM
Author: Charismatic Nursing Home Liquid Oxygen

those aren't seeds, you nitwit, they are eggs...tapeworm eggs.

bravo on your TTT culinary exploits/shit eating



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363407)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:25 PM
Author: Maroon Milk Public Bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363423)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:26 PM
Author: Federal Corner Elastic Band

Bro, I don't eat fast food at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363429)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:27 PM
Author: Slippery police squad

Did you eat pork?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363431)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:28 PM
Author: Charismatic Nursing Home Liquid Oxygen

have you been licking ass lately, that include animal ass?

what about wild fish or game?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363436)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:42 PM
Author: Gaped business firm community account

sounds awful, but this poast is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26573594)



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Date: April 25th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: salmon theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#48879940)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 4:30 PM
Author: fragrant internal respiration plaza

(Rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26363446)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:45 PM
Author: concupiscible philosopher-king place of business

ur going to grow a tree out of your asshold soon.

enjoy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365072)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: heady avocado foreskin

Rudolph,

You have a parasite. The "seeds" in your poop aren't seeds, or tape worm eggs, but detached segments of a segmented worm. Give me a second, I'll find a picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365084)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:50 PM
Author: heady avocado foreskin

Rudolph's "seeds":

http://www.miracleshihtzu.com/images/tapeworm.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365104)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:51 PM
Author: heady avocado foreskin

Seriously loling at this textbook (Rudolph) thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365114)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:53 PM
Author: Federal Corner Elastic Band

Don't look like that bro. These are more seed like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365128)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:54 PM
Author: Federal Corner Elastic Band

If you did have a parasite, what do they give you? Medicine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365130)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:02 PM
Author: heady avocado foreskin

I'm not a doctor but I think treating most parasites is relatively easy once you've been properly diagnosed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365175)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:03 PM
Author: Federal Corner Elastic Band

Can they check you without a stool sample?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365184)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:12 PM
Author: heady avocado foreskin

I think you can diagnose a tapeworm by applying scotch tape to your anus in the morning and seeing if it pulls any eggs off. That maybe pinworms though, I can't really remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365222)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:13 PM
Author: Federal Corner Elastic Band

PAGING BENZO!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365229)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:24 PM
Author: Charismatic Nursing Home Liquid Oxygen

thats pinworms

tapeworm sheds gravid segments that look like what op described

op need to get dewormed, post haste

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365286)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 10:48 PM
Author: mewling area

OUTTED as jezebel commenter:

pocket_copterErin Gloria Ryan

9/12/14 4:07pm

This just reminds me of that TERRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY about the pumpkin seed poop from forever ago. Nothing will ever be gnarlier than that. Yeep.

http://jezebel.com/your-gnarliest-poop-stories-1634098754

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365085)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:20 PM
Author: Cyan cracking azn

Can you feel your feet or even move at all? Do you also have leaves? Check and see if you're a plant pronto.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365262)



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Date: September 20th, 2014 11:21 PM
Author: Federal Corner Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26365267)



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Date: October 14th, 2014 8:01 PM
Author: heady avocado foreskin

Rudolph did you ever get de-wormed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26517033)



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Date: October 23rd, 2014 6:37 PM
Author: Lemon theater

I wish this was real and resulted in Rudolph's death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#26573579)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 2:11 PM
Author: salmon theatre

lol earl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#47734604)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Appetizing mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#48608320)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:23 AM
Author: Appetizing mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#48608554)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:27 AM
Author: Appetizing mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#48608579)



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Date: January 31st, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Appetizing mental disorder



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: Appetizing mental disorder



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Date: March 21st, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Appetizing mental disorder



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Date: March 31st, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Appetizing mental disorder

Post removed by moderator for violating The Law of The Land.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2679575&forum_id=2,#48801318)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Appetizing mental disorder



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Date: April 11th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: autistic garnet athletic conference



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Date: September 11th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!



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Date: September 11th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: MAGA Farm Animals are mad about something today!



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