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'I'm pregnant!' shouts Jonathan Franzen's wife.

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant...
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Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag ...
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lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s
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Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy wit...
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Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxo...
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MODS! *(minus "even in success")
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?pls
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Date: September 24th, 2014 7:04 AM
Author: Drab Tantric Half-breed

He places a finger on her lips. 'No, it is I who am pregnant,' he says. 'Pregnant with the next great American novel.' He walks into the backyard and places a single portobello mushroom upon the grill.

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Date: September 28th, 2014 3:41 AM
Author: Sienna background story masturbator



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:49 AM
Author: free-loading brunch stock car



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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
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Date: June 29th, 2016 1:50 AM
Author: Fragrant yapping macaca plaza

180

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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: Walnut national



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:09 AM
Author: crusty jewess area



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Date: June 29th, 2016 2:20 AM
Author: Flickering passionate nursing home

never read a franzen novel and now I have a perfect idea of who he is thanks to op's vivid description

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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: free-loading brunch stock car



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:54 PM
Author: provocative halford water buffalo

Him and DFW would go on book tours together. DFW would brag about how much "audience pussy" he got and realized that it made Franzen extremely uncomfortable. From then on DFW made it a point to talk about and describe to Franzen the audience pussy he obtained throughout their book tours on a nightly basis.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2,#30957256)



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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: ultramarine reading party crackhouse

lol at DFW pulling insecure dork 6s

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Emerald embarrassed to the bone pistol

Source? I thought I read somewhere that DFW was unhappy with how little groupie pussy he got

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Date: August 26th, 2016 1:58 AM
Author: Flickering passionate nursing home



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Date: July 17th, 2016 11:51 PM
Author: free-loading brunch stock car



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:05 AM
Author: nudist adventurous people who are hurt



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Date: August 26th, 2016 8:06 AM
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Date: December 12th, 2016 6:44 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:28 PM
Author: high-end deep home



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Date: March 30th, 2017 5:40 PM
Author: coiffed philosopher-king

still funny.

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Date: March 30th, 2017 6:35 PM
Author: Disturbing elite box office persian



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
Author: electric toaster lodge



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:38 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:52 PM
Author: Exciting zombie-like stead



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Date: September 17th, 2017 9:53 PM
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Date: September 17th, 2017 10:26 PM
Author: Jet twinkling uncleanness

Still 180

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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:30 PM
Author: swashbuckling stag film



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:12 PM
Author: Fragrant yapping macaca plaza



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Date: November 12th, 2017 4:13 PM
Author: free-loading brunch stock car



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:05 PM
Author: ultramarine reading party crackhouse

Franzen is hated on here because he's the epitome of an xoxoer. Neurotic, envious 130 IQ striver/grinder, who pretends he was one of the cool kids and even in success is utterly miserable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2,#34669491)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:07 PM
Author: swashbuckling stag film

MODS!

*(minus "even in success")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2,#34669505)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:11 PM
Author: ultramarine reading party crackhouse

?

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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: swashbuckling stag film

?pls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2682782&forum_id=2,#34669554)



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Date: November 12th, 2017 5:17 PM
Author: Cyan Concupiscible Pit



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Date: March 13th, 2021 4:48 PM
Author: sickened theatre



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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:37 PM
Author: curious painfully honest dog poop ratface

If u befriended aliens today, in exchanging intergalactic gifts from the human race, would u submit the Corrections? Really?

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Date: March 13th, 2021 5:44 PM
Author: charismatic opaque windowlicker personal credit line



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Date: August 28th, 2022 8:43 PM
Author: high-end deep home



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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: ,.,....,.,.,.,:,,:,...,:::,.,,:,.,.:..,:.::,.




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Date: August 8th, 2025 6:41 PM
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