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Poast new message in this thread
Date: October 9th, 2014 1:13 PM Author: glittery fear-inspiring base goal in life
before I could message her "Haha" or something, she wrote "i knew it, me too"
Im supposed to come home this weekend for this Columbus day thing my parents do. I dont know how to approach this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26485946) |
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Date: October 9th, 2014 1:21 PM Author: glittery fear-inspiring base goal in life
its cliche to say "not flame" but its not.
I was using the Tools for Tinder app last night in order to check out girls in my hometown before I leave for there tomorrow. Hoping to arrange some pussy for an otherwise long boring weekend in the burbs.
Sure as shit, there she is. I figured Id swipe right, she wouldnt see it until I was there in town (in her local tinder pool) and then Id message "Haha, stop being a slut" or something stupid.
But we matched like a moment later, as if she had already swiped me right. And while I was puzzling over that I got her message.
conflicted and sort of ashamed here bro
xo flame aside, im embarrassed how much this turns me on
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486020) |
Date: October 9th, 2014 1:41 PM Author: Shimmering histrionic tattoo haunted graveyard
Not to kill the fun, but did it occur to you that rather than indicating that she wanted to fuck you, "knew it, me too" meant "Ha, you use tinder to get ass just like I do!"?
EDIT: Tempted to delete this poast because it was made just a few minutes after the thread was created and long before the greatness of the thread was established. But I will leave it intact for posterity and an accurate historical record.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486168) |
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Date: October 9th, 2014 3:50 PM Author: elite trump supporter
or 2013
or 2012
...
or 2004
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26486869) |
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Date: October 9th, 2014 4:38 PM Author: Soul-stirring light step-uncle's house
Let's pretend you saw your sister on Tinder (who you do not want to fuck) and thought it was funny that she was looking for dudes on Tinder so you swipe right to let her know that you know she is on Tinder.
Then you send her a funny text message in case she doesn't check Tinder and you want her to know you saw her.
Now, what don't you get?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487163) |
Date: October 9th, 2014 5:12 PM Author: glittery fear-inspiring base goal in life
UPDATE: I called my mom because Im leaving from work tomorrow, packing tonight, and wanted to know if there's anything I should bring from the city.
At the end of the call she was like, "I think [your sister] wants to talk to you...." I heard her set down the phone and call my little sister over, then there were sounds like my sister was whispering "no! no!" and running off, then my mom was like, "welp guess not".
This is getting awkward as fuck.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487321) |
Date: October 9th, 2014 5:19 PM Author: comical primrose theatre associate
yeah, this flame fucking sucks.
diaf OP
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26487359) |
Date: October 9th, 2014 7:15 PM Author: glittery fear-inspiring base goal in life
UPDATE: Ho lee shit, this is starting to get weird. Got a text from my little sister's little HS friend asking me to go with them to some show that my sister is supposedly "nervous" about.
http://i.imgur.com/tk0SXPQ.jpg
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488015) |
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Date: October 9th, 2014 11:27 PM Author: Tripping Cruel-hearted Kitty Generalized Bond
MUCH more likely that she told her friend because she has been thinking about this topic and NO OTHER since the Tinder exchange.
She probably sold it as a half joke and the friend proposed they invite him out. Now she is excited but trying to keep her friend from finding out the entire truth.
Easily the most rational explanation.
What exactly are you driving at, brother?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26489700) |
Date: October 9th, 2014 8:58 PM Author: Tripping Cruel-hearted Kitty Generalized Bond
Bros, I am going to masturbate to this story tonight in my basement while my wife is sleeping.
I make no apologies, either.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488712) |
Date: October 9th, 2014 9:13 PM Author: glittery fear-inspiring base goal in life
UPDATE: I basically came home and started pouring pints Jim Beam beacuase I don't know what the fuck to do here brothers.... what the fuck.... why am i so turned on by this. in sure she is meaning this innocently. fuck me
Here is her tinder, but in sure that when i sober up i am going too take this link down
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26488806)
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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:33 AM Author: glittery fear-inspiring base goal in life
UPDATE: I woke up with the world's worst whiskey hangover and the FEAR. It took about 90 seconds to remember I had spent the night jerking off to thoughts about my sister, posting her picture on XO, and MAKING A FUCKING DATE WITH HER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT.
Ive had some lows, brothers, but this is really bad
I'm supposed to show up at my parents around 5. Thinking I may just cancel on this whole columbus day thing. crawl in bed and die.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26491617) |
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Date: October 10th, 2014 10:52 AM Author: Tripping Cruel-hearted Kitty Generalized Bond
Life is short and you only have a few chances at REAL happiness.
Don't constrain yourself with artificial morals. All of XO is behind you so clearly a large group of people see absolutely nothing wrong with 2 people fulfilling fantasies
You've come this far... See where it goes.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26491732)
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Date: October 10th, 2014 5:34 PM Author: glittery fear-inspiring base goal in life
UPDATE: Back home. All the usual associations of childhood, except now perverted and shame-ridden as hell.
When I was lounging about the kitchen my mom asked, "Were you teasing [your sister] or something?"
I stuttered and probably turned red. "Why?"
"Because she was so nervous to see you. When she found out you were coming home tonight," [the original plan was for me to arrive tomorrow], "she got all frantic. He's coming home tonight?" She went out with Julie.
I sort of shrugged and died inside.
So, anyway, she's not around. I've walked past her bedroom door like five times.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26494278) |
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Date: October 10th, 2014 6:26 PM Author: angry abusive library persian
This bro.
Mom: Son. Dad and I are going to see that girl gone movie.
*dad interrupts* dad: I think it is gone girl.
Mom: oh yea, Gone girl. Either way, you amd your sister have a nice time. There is casserole in the oven, some salad in the fridge and some lube, condoms and anal beads under the kitchen sink.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26494509) |
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Date: October 10th, 2014 9:42 PM Author: Spectacular bbw orchestra pit
she's already told her friend and has her friend texting him about it
she's acting weird as shit in front of their mom so that their mom is ALREADY asking questions
honestly, it sounds more like he swiped left on his 13 yo sister than 17 - I would have thought a 17 yo girl would be a little cooler about the whole thing
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26495430) |
Date: October 11th, 2014 12:05 AM Author: glittery fear-inspiring base goal in life
UPDATE: Everyone's in bed, my little sister is still not home, and Im stting in my childhood bedroom, surrounded by Eminem posters, drinking my dad's Chivas, when I got these text messages
http://imgur.com/4NSihYS
Mr. Wubbly is some stupid red elephant that I got for her when she was like 13
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496289) |
Date: October 11th, 2014 12:08 AM Author: glittery fear-inspiring base goal in life
And so, tip-toeing like a fucking burglar through my childhood home, I go into her room and find the elephant.
Brothers this is not a joke and this is not flame. Im losing my shit. I dont know what to do
http://imgur.com/lSaGWoB
http://imgur.com/Fnoqdjc
http://imgur.com/JssgoKC
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496312) |
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Date: October 11th, 2014 12:47 AM Author: magenta antidepressant drug
did you ever watch star wars episodes i, ii, or iii? did you think they sucked? me, too. for the hundreds of millions of dollars lucas shat into those movies, he failed to entertain me for one single second. waste of everyone's time and money.
now here is the op who, with merely a few beanie babies, a dildo, and an iphone, conjures up giddy feelings in my heart and elsewhere, the likes of which i have not experienced in years of my desiccated life. look at the excitement stirred in the hearts of your fellow posters. and you want to call him out for flaming? seriously?
don't be that guy who stands up at wrestlemania telling everyone it's fake.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496456) |
Date: October 11th, 2014 3:20 AM Author: talking olive principal's office chad
fucking bullshit nobody has reposted the pic of this bitch
imgur that shit now
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26496941) |
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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:39 AM Author: Tripping Cruel-hearted Kitty Generalized Bond
Friends, he did. But obviously he could not leave them posted.
This is his sister, after all.
Trust me, though, she was exactly what you would picture as a hot little sister
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497569) |
Date: October 11th, 2014 8:42 AM Author: glittery fear-inspiring base goal in life
I was mostly posting in this thread because Im a little freaked out by everything that's happening and XO has always been a release for me. Before this week Ive never really posted autobiographical stuff.
But if you really need to know, I am (not doobs). I have posted flame before in the past -- who hasn't? Isnt that what you do on XO? Yes I did post the female ADA thread once. I was looking for specific career advice, was new to xo, so I changed my moniker and changed easy to identify details about my career. I had no idea at the time that so few women post here it would be immediately obvious. Look, I wasnt posting about sex for godsake it was a CLE thread, basically.
And no Im not Box.
I mostly post stuff about college football or being infuriated with shitlibbery. Posted a lot about Zimmerman and the world cup, etc. I invented the (*)(o) meme for Julia and most of the "nipples" threads are mine.
What I really am is sort of freaking out about these last few days and how to handle this situation. I have a fucking DATE with my 17yo sister tonight, who evidently has sex toys. It may have been a mistake to share all this on XO but you guys are my brothers. Please don't post her face picture, if you saved it.
My plan for today is to watch Everett Golson avoid a trap game, drink huge amounts of alcohol, and keep my mind off of recent events.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497431) |
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Date: October 11th, 2014 11:48 AM Author: Mischievous university giraffe
" who stand on the precipice of tearing their family apart by acting on their baser instincts"
you aren't looking at the other side of this. what if this ends up bringing them closer together than ever before? sharing an intimate experience like this could take their sibling bond to an entirely new level.
stop focusing just on the risks if mom and dad find out.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26497797) |
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Date: October 11th, 2014 1:30 PM Author: Translucent Dragon
i agree.
one person is going to get their dick wet inside 17 year old sister-pussy. the other person is going to get her young snatch pounded and a life will begin growing inside of her.
the baby?
ALBERT FUCKING EINSTEIN
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2695763&forum_id=2,#26498296) |
Date: October 11th, 2014 3:21 PM Author: glittery fear-inspiring base goal in life
UPDATE: So Ive been watching the FSU game with my dad and two of the neighbors. Drinking beer, ignoring my mother who is going crazy getting the house ready for the party tomorrow.
My little sister came in like 20 minutes ago. I hadnt seen her since this whole thing started and basically was frozen on the couch, trying to pretend like everything was normal. She plopped down on the carpet and watched like 10 minutes of football, interrupting every twenty seconds to criticize the cheerleaders. "You guys think those girls are pretty? Look at that one. Oh my god these girls are terrible," etc. until my father was like "[Daughter], we're trying to watch the game!"
She rolled over. It's hard to describe, she rolled so she was like under me on the couch. My feet were on her shoulders and in order to look up at me she basically had to look up past my crotch.
"Know what you're wearing tonight?" she asked me.
I was like, yeah about that, I kinda wanna watch this Texas A&M game, not sure I can make it, etc.
She grabbed my calf and was like No you promised, after what I showed you no backing out, Im going to go pick out your outfit.
And she ran off upstairs.
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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:36 PM Author: Tripping Cruel-hearted Kitty Generalized Bond
Bullshit. Women generally and teens specifically are notoriously capricious and that dildo post occurred when she was out with her friends at night and likely drinking.
Was probably a bit embarrassed about it the next day but had now spent several nights masturbating to this fantasy furiously and so has resolved herself to pursue.
Me: ironclad logic
You: not understanding teen girls
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Date: October 11th, 2014 3:47 PM Author: knife national security agency
"So, son, ah..." your Dad begins to say, then trails off. He looks uncertain, unsure. You haven't seen him like this except when once, you were very young and you were wondering whether the dog you guys owned at the time would make it another night, or if it was time to get on that last car ride to the vet.
"Yeah, Dad?" You keep your eyes locked on the television, as though the CapitalOne commercial on was somehow engaging.
"Going out with [sister] tonight, huh?" His words are deliberate, but he's trying to sound jaunty.
"Yeah-yeah, I think so. She really wants me to come with-I mean, go with her tonight." Your laugh is forced.
"Well, uh..." There's that look again. "I hope you have a good time."
"Yeah."
The two of you turn to the TV, as the credit card ad ends and a Folger's commercial begins.
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Date: October 11th, 2014 4:10 PM Author: Translucent Dragon
Sister: You're my present this year
Brother: Well why don't you unwrap me before mom and dad wake up
Sister: *undresses brother and begins fellating his cock better than any gf he's ever had*
Brother: Holy shit, you're like the MacGyver of the cock sucking world
Sister: Best Christmas EVER.
**background music begins**
"The best part of waking up is your brother's dick in your butt"
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Date: October 11th, 2014 5:03 PM Author: glittery fear-inspiring base goal in life
UPDATE:
Watching Notre Dame suffer from having a shit offensive line that gives golson zero time to make a play, cursing and drinking with my father and the neighbors.
My sister is upstairs somewhere and i havent seen her since earlier.
If posters keep calling me fucking Doobs, Im done ITT and fuck yourselves. Link to one time doobs ever posted like me at all. And if whoever posted something at 4:50 and then deleted, if you posted her Tinder pic, then please don't do that shit again. Ok Im a little drunk and stressed about this EDM concert.
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Date: October 11th, 2014 7:40 PM Author: glittery fear-inspiring base goal in life
UPDATE:
maybe it was nerves but i got wasted. barely ate today. ND shouldnt need to win in a shoot-out with unc. Didnt really realize I was drunk till I stood up to get off the couch. In the downstairs bathroom I jus checked my phone
http://imgur.com/OyEFsvP
http://imgur.com/v85MYKO
Wish me luck. Were supposed to leave in like an hour. I dont even know at this point what i am doing or not doing. i am just drifting through this reality
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Date: October 11th, 2014 8:39 PM Author: Chocolate Boltzmann
Xo 2014: this is believable
Xo 2014: FIVE BEERS IN 45 MINUTES? UNPOSSIBLE
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Date: October 11th, 2014 9:10 PM Author: confused roommate
Wait didn't doobs already out himself by accidentally posting with his doobs moniker?
This is starting to get a little sad re amount of effort being put into it.
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Date: October 11th, 2014 10:04 PM Author: Copper New Version Fat Ankles
To be fair,
Hey guys just popped onto the board, haven't been on here recently, just thought I would take a few Q's?
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Date: October 12th, 2014 8:38 AM Author: Drab hairy legs
It is the clutch situation of the season.
They say The Jet's lost a step or two,
but I wouldn't be surprised to see some fireworks here.
The Jet's got a suicide lead and--
And there he goes! He's stealing home! I don't believe it!
- He's stealing home!
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Date: October 12th, 2014 11:53 AM Author: glittery fear-inspiring base goal in life
My head is pounding and I want to die but part of me also feels better than Ive felt in a long, long time. Theres lots to write, dont really know where to start. A lot is a blur. I have like 20 minutes until I have to start this columbus reenactment shit, so I will just try to put down the basics, from what i remember.
I was really drunk when we got to the place and my little sister, apparently, had been smoking weed in her bedroom all afternoon. It was really hot and crowded and I kept getting drinks. I hate techno music but it was really loud and really crowded and we were shoved into the middle of the dance floor. People were grinding and before I knew it she was grinding on me. I really couldnt help it. She was laughing "youre hard", etc. She kept calling me mister wubbly.
After awhile I was having a mental breakdown so I went off the floor back down this hallway near the bathrooms. I just remember I was standing near this ice machine. It was still so loud. I was having the spins. She somehow found me and kept wanting me to take my dick out. "I wanna see it," etc. I was like no, gtfo. She was like "Ive seen penises before, you know." And I was like, "Not your older brother's, it's different."
There was this long pause and she was like, "I've seen dad's." I started to think I was going to get sick and she continued, "Not like that. At Myrtle Beach, remember? I just saw it in the hotel."
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".
I remember opening the lid to the ice machine. I think I got sick in there. I remember bending over, just resting my head in the ice cubes. Wanting to bury myself. I remember pretending I wasnt a lawyer and I was at that part of the north pole where superman has his ice palace. She was behind me and sort of put her hands down the back of my pants. Her thumb on my asshole, and kind of massaging my cock. I was pressing my head into the ice and she was saying, "I love you" and "you're okay."
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Date: October 12th, 2014 12:22 PM Author: knife national security agency
She was sort of jerking me through my jeans. I had started drinking at like 10AM and by then my reality was a complete blur. She was like, "Im deleting all the guys I date off my phone, look." She kept deleting contacts and saying, "only you now, only you".
HOLY SHIT.
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Date: October 12th, 2014 1:01 PM Author: glittery fear-inspiring base goal in life
(guy using two single quotes instead of my double quote.)
fuck off
if anyone wants to verify hit reply to him and reply to me, see hte difference in our monikers. mine will show A game of \", his will show A game of \'\'
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Date: October 12th, 2014 5:14 PM Author: glittery fear-inspiring base goal in life
FINAL UPDATE:
The reenactment was a disaster. I was hungover. My little sister and I had only slept like 3 hours. Our other sisters were bitching. The neighbors were only there out of some sense of obligation and many had not come in costume. For the second part, we didnt even have a Pinta.
And all the while I could barely look my little sister in the eye. I kept having flashbacks and remembering more and more details from the night before. How small her tits felt. That first hot wetness fingering her in the car.
She didn't really seem into the reenactment either and has really outgrown her "Bianchinetta" dress. At one point she left, ran back into the house. When like 15 minutes had passed and she hadn't come back out, I went to look for her.
I found her in her bedroom, crying. It's funny -- despite all that had happened over the last few days I had never really talked with her. And as I posted above, she was in the second grade when I left home. This is how ignorant I had been of her. I had her birth year wrong! She's actually 18. Her favorite color is purple. She likes 80s synth stuff. She's actually pretty funny and smart. So many things I couldnt have guessed at.
So we sat on her mattress and talked. High school has changed a lot, even sine I was there. Apparently there's coke and molly all over the place, now. Snapshots of everyone's twats and cocks. Nobody even goes to the prom or plays sports. I think she really is struggling to feel at home there. She doesnt really trust her female friends and the high school guys are just retards, yelling "World Star" and pretending to fight.
I remembered when I was a senior. I really thought I had so much promise. Stupid as it sounds, I was sure I'd be living in Manhattan, writing novels, fucking models. I used to imagine Jay McInerny or Bret Ellis writing blurbs for my dust jackets. Now? Im a lawyer and get paid more the more I ruin other people's days.
We talked about all this. We were laughing at ourselves.
At one point we got into the shower. It seemed like the "kooky" thing to do, to use an XO meme. We were laughing then, too. She did tell me she loved me. That she wanted to come back to the city with me. That high school was bullshit and she could just as well read library books to get educated. That she knew it was obviously weird, but she just wanted to live with me, take care of me.
The water was running into her eyes, huge drops on her eyelashes, and it was running down her tits and her stomach.
I was putting the words together in my mouth to tell her no. To tell her that I was glad we were getting closer, but that this was the craziest weekend of my life and it had to end right away. That I was a lawyer, for Gods sake.
But it's funny -- I guess I had been thinking about Christopher Columbus. LOL. All afternoon I had been sweating in those clothes, thinking. He was the son of a cheese merchant. A nobody. He taught himself Latin, Portuguese and Castilian. He spent long nights alone, poring over Ptolemy and astronomy and world history, fantasizing about Marco Polo, looking out at the stars until the sky lightened and it was day again. Europe, the church, the rules of society... those things couldn't hold him. He was going to get out of that. There was another destiny for him.
So at one point, my little sister was down on her knees in the shower, her arms around my legs, and I was just sort of rubbing my cock over her face. She took it in her mouth and I looked down at her and said, "Okay. Let's do it. Let's sail for a new world."
Our family isn't thrilled, of course. Im not even sure they've processed what we told them yet. It will probably take some time. Christopher Columbus had a family too, though. And he had to leave them. There was an edge to the map, a place where it went blank, and he needed to see what was just past it. He needed to push on.
http://imgur.com/hC7tZd7
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Date: October 12th, 2014 6:36 PM Author: lilac place of business
i liked it. the consequences of what happened to this man and his young lady are what is really important here. i see poetic genius in how the writer tied in the monumental changes he was undergoing to the events in the world at large, all while digesting heavy themes of fate, free will, and love.
if you want an incest stroke story, go to literotica or storiesonline.net.
the way the writer chose to end it is far more memorable than hearing about how amazingly intense their mutual orgasms were as they indulged in their primal draw to make babby in little sisters belly.
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Date: October 13th, 2014 10:24 AM Author: odious gay wizard windowlicker
A+++++
i come to this site for stupid-weird and thread delivered
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