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Hairraiser harsh rehab ratface
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this post finally got the OU SAE song out of my head
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Hairraiser harsh rehab ratface
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self-absorbed bisexual goal in life rigpig
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Height of assosciate?
painfully honest alpha
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6'1"; buddy cucks him in the sequel
Swashbuckling spot
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lmfao
judgmental unholy stage
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Mustard disturbing laser beams
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this is too on point. are culture has reached a plateau.
godawful gay wizard address
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Moar!
Supple nighttime public bath party of the first part
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the level of creativity in some of the poasters on this boar...
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Alcoholic turdskin
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big buff office sound barrier
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Tripping orchestra pit
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I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, wh...
Aromatic Sadistic Market
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he's taking this case PRO Bone-o! LOL
elite crackhouse
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Cheese-eating puppy
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It practically writes itself!
Supple nighttime public bath party of the first part
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Cheese-eating puppy
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Cheese-eating puppy
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Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long
Cheese-eating puppy
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You guys lead the doc review - I'll lead Buddy on his walk r...
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Ocher Laughsome Theater Stage Hominid
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closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth u...
Hairraiser harsh rehab ratface
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Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all fi...
Aromatic Sadistic Market
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so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff fi...
Hairraiser harsh rehab ratface
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Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incomin...
Aromatic Sadistic Market
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i was with it until i thought about what would happen when p...
Hairraiser harsh rehab ratface
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Shit
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This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.
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violet house telephone
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Aromatic Sadistic Market
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Alcoholic turdskin
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Cheese-eating puppy
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still going strong
Alcoholic turdskin
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(Chip Kelly)
useless stag film
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Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?"...
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titillating gaping
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So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec- ...
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All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates, There will be a ...
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There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladie...
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"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of p...
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Effete den
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*bark aves
Honey-headed Library
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stimulating duck-like sneaky criminal
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Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on
Cheese-eating puppy
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Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw B...
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Wonderful Frum Psychic
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All, Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this ...
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WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET
Contagious amethyst national security agency
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Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a...
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Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the ...
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OMG spot on movie voice guy!
godawful gay wizard address
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i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my...
Mildly Autistic Theatre Generalized Bond
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you're never to old to learn some new tricks.
maroon boistinker
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I'm laughing out loud in the office right now
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big buff office sound barrier
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Alcoholic turdskin
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!!!
Cheese-eating puppy
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Alcoholic turdskin
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Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the ...
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onyx hospital
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skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom &...
Crimson Potus
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motley marketing idea area
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Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giv...
anal balding striped hyena hell
  03/12/15
Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventio...
Aromatic Sadistic Market
  03/12/15
Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies?...
ivory candlestick maker shrine
  03/12/15
Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out ...
Aromatic Sadistic Market
  03/12/15
don't remind me ive seen 4 of them
Supple nighttime public bath party of the first part
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Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy...
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Cheese-eating puppy
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Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely...
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Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish
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useless stag film
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hilarious cuckoldry
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Alcoholic turdskin
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Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a...
useless stag film
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(Rick Reilly)
ruddy voyeur station
  03/12/15
That hurt bro.
useless stag film
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great thread
Poppy base
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Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will...
godawful gay wizard address
  03/12/15
no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install...
Swashbuckling spot
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I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train
Sooty Patrolman Brunch
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Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination cert...
Racy chocolate kitchen affirmative action
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onyx hospital
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*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at fee...
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Racy chocolate kitchen affirmative action
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*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overe...
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Rambunctious Soul-stirring Church
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*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glass...
Alcoholic turdskin
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Cheese-eating puppy
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"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or n...
Racy chocolate kitchen affirmative action
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Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because h...
Umber Floppy Roast Beef
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Cheese-eating puppy
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bump for Buddy
Racy chocolate kitchen affirmative action
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We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave th...
avocado people who are hurt
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This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberl...
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"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going...
spectacular startled queen of the night
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titillating gaping
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Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associa...
Ocher Laughsome Theater Stage Hominid
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fantasy-prone primrose stock car
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Sienna wagecucks
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*makes Buddy partner*
Cordovan Adulterous Ape
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useless stag film
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bateful headpube
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slate excitant fat ankles
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ruh roh
crystalline antidepressant drug dragon
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Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish
  03/25/15
who's a good associate?
maroon boistinker
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http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees...
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Aromatic Sadistic Market
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slate excitant fat ankles
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imagine the trailer for the sequel. *Ja Rule's 'Living ...
exciting zippy main people
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HOLY SHIT 180000000
Aromatic Sadistic Market
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titillating gaping
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Midpoint of sequel: The gorgeous blonde female associate,...
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Swashbuckling spot
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big buff office sound barrier
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holy fucking shit
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Pink trip native friendly grandma
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Cheese-eating puppy
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go Get Em!
Alcoholic turdskin
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hot skinny woman
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Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish
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180^180
Mildly Autistic Theatre Generalized Bond
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crystalline antidepressant drug dragon
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Hairraiser harsh rehab ratface
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Odious Transparent Macaca
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I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.
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learning disabled hideous dilemma
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Alcoholic turdskin
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Cheese-eating puppy
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Tantric lascivious plaza juggernaut
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underrated
maniacal stubborn mad cow disease
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Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish
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https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/60611101095351091...
crystalline antidepressant drug dragon
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Aromatic Sadistic Market
  06/03/15
Golden Bears apparently struggle with it
Vibrant Doctorate Forum
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Ouch
Aromatic Sadistic Market
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SIR! That is UNCALLED for.
motley marketing idea area
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Cheese-eating puppy
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titillating gaping
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hilarious cuckoldry
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Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish
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Tantric lascivious plaza juggernaut
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shivering business firm brethren
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it's been done https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A...
adventurous low-t senate
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Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship...
Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish
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Happy Friday, brothers.
learning disabled hideous dilemma
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Aromatic Sadistic Market
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Maybe this movie can be a documentary? http://www.gertsbu...
Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish
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This bort could use a palate cleanser today
learning disabled hideous dilemma
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I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies...
Supple nighttime public bath party of the first part
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Idiotic disgusting lay
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Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all
Glittery cocky toaster
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Idiotic disgusting lay
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Cheese-eating puppy
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Cheese-eating puppy
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uhhh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8
Greedy coffee pot pervert
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needed more golden retrievers
Idiotic disgusting lay
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https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing...
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Idiotic disgusting lay
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Threads like these are why this bort is the best
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learning disabled hideous dilemma
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CR.
Cheese-eating puppy
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Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish
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Idiotic disgusting lay
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i really like it here
Aromatic Sadistic Market
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Cheese-eating puppy
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Cheese-eating puppy
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Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age
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Idiotic disgusting lay
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One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartw...
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Cheese-eating puppy
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Woah CR friend :-)
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Passionate property
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BigLaw Bud part 2: korean opposing counsel has a novel st...
Abode
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gay haunting step-uncle's house codepig
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concupiscible bat shit crazy site partner
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ebony pistol
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milky locale rigor
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Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish
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TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds...
Domesticated kitty corner
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Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog alle...
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Cheese-eating puppy
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:23 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:39 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:46 PM
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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:38 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:23 PM
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*cute legal assistant removes motion from TumiDogPack, hands to judge*

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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:36 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:44 PM
Author: Aromatic Sadistic Market

I'm imagining the set up as sort of a Mighty Ducks thing, where an asshole out of touch big lawyer winds up doing some community outreach event at an animal shelter. He winds up adopting the dog under pressure from either a dogloving ptr he wants to impress or a dog loving romantic interest. He's not a big fan of the dog but it loves him. So much so that, come Monday, it gets really distraught when the owner leaves and makes his way to the office...

Also tagline suggestions are welcome; my default will be " he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!"

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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: elite crackhouse

he's taking this case PRO Bone-o!

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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:22 PM
Author: Supple nighttime public bath party of the first part

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy

Can’t believe I missed this poast for so long

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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:45 PM
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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:51 PM
Author: Hairraiser harsh rehab ratface

closing scene: buddy turns out to be girl dog, gives birth under desk of gruff managing partner who had been threatening to make the office a dog-free zone throughout the movie

MP is won over by puppies, "well, i guess our new litter of first years means we can cancel the summer program!" as all laugh and scene wipes to credits

edit: on second thought this would work better as a scene playing out as the credits roll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470860)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:54 PM
Author: Aromatic Sadistic Market

Twist: the managing partners face has never been seen all film (like Seinfeld with Steinbrenner) but for this last line, we pan above the desk to see Bob Dell.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470890)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser harsh rehab ratface

so what you're saying is that the sequel would be a snuff film :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471290)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:45 PM
Author: Aromatic Sadistic Market

Shit, I was thinking that the dogs would replace the incoming crop of human first yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471316)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser harsh rehab ratface

i was with it until i thought about what would happen when profits came in below projection in 3Q 2016

*MP on the phone on way to firm-sponsored caribbean retreat*

"i don't care if the no-kill shelter is closer and has space, you're to do as youre told"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471344)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:49 PM
Author: Aromatic Sadistic Market

Shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471351)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: titillating gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475062)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 8:55 AM
Author: jade vivacious philosopher-king cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43855168)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:55 PM
Author: anal balding striped hyena hell

This thread is delivering left and right, holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470899)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: violet house telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470922)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:12 PM
Author: Aromatic Sadistic Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471048)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:08 AM
Author: Alcoholic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43987334)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:41 AM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43987359)



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Date: April 20th, 2022 6:37 AM
Author: Alcoholic turdskin

still going strong

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44371499)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: useless stag film

(Chip Kelly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470925)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 3:59 PM
Author: Aromatic Sadistic Market

Confirmed: There WILL be a "Who Let the Dogs Out?" montage in the trailer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470931)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:51 AM
Author: titillating gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475063)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:01 PM
Author: marvelous vengeful temple liquid oxygen

So the reason I wanted to get everyone on the call is bec-

*bloop bloop bloop*

Is... Is someone SLEEP YIPPING on my conference call????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470955)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: useless stag film

All Partners, Of-Counsel and Associates,

There will be a liverwurst cake for Buddy in the breakroom at 3 p.m. It is his 5th anniversary with the firm. Please come and make sure to sign his card which is going around in inter-office mail.

Also, while I have your attention, people have been leaving paper plates and cups in the breakroom rather than throwing them away. Several legal administrators have complained. In the future, please throw your trash away or have your Associate do it.

Thanks,

Office Manager

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470960)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Aromatic Sadistic Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470968)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: marvelous vengeful temple liquid oxygen

There continues to be sanitary napkins pulled from the ladies room on the 12th floor. Whoever does it appears to drool on them and shake them like a toy. If anyone knows more about the individual or individuals responsible please contact HR. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470990)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:05 PM
Author: useless stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470994)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:59 AM
Author: azure heady set round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475066)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Ocher Laughsome Theater Stage Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497457)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:31 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43566246)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: slate excitant fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471501)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: elite crackhouse

"What do you mean they won't settle!?!?! What kind of pitbull tactics are these?"

"Ummm... sir?"

"WHAT!?"

*silence*

"Golden retriever, actually."

*opening lick from Back in Black*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470973)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Aromatic Sadistic Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471001)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:10 PM
Author: Effete den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471033)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:13 PM
Author: puce thriller center double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471058)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:09 PM
Author: slate excitant fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471504)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: Aromatic Sadistic Market

*Buddy, don't chew up your own Paw Aves! They're not cheap!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27470997)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Honey-headed Library

*bark aves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497351)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:11 AM
Author: stimulating duck-like sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44014266)



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Date: February 23rd, 2022 12:18 AM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy

Lmao, the hidden gems in this thread just go on and on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44014291)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:06 PM
Author: elite crackhouse

Next summer we crush em again with the sequel "Biglaw Buddy 2: Double Billing"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471002)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:08 PM
Author: Wonderful Frum Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471016)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:07 PM
Author: useless stag film

All,

Jesus Fucking Christ. Who pissed on the copier this time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471013)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:48 PM
Author: Contagious amethyst national security agency

WHY IS THIS NOT A MOVIE YET

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471342)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 4:52 PM
Author: learning disabled hideous dilemma

Announcer Voice: "all his life, Mike dreamed of being a lawyer"

*shot of clock, 6pm Friday. boomer partner busts down door and throws project on Mike's desk*

"But dreams aren't always what they're supposed to be..."

*cut to CGWBT alone at restaurant, forlorn, staring at phone. waiter passes by* "Dinner alone again, miss?"

*cut to phone buzzing in vibrate on Mike's desk. Texts pop up: "where r u????" "this is the last time u stand me up!!"*

*camera pans to Mike hunched over documents, red pen in hand, bleary eyed*

And now Mike's life has gone...to the dogs. *shot of Mike passed out on desk as sun rises in the window*

*music shifts to mischievous buddy comedy beat. alert pops up on outlook: New Associate arrives today. Mike awakened by knock on door*

"Yeah, come in!"

*door opens, no one is there. mike looks confused. camera moves forward past the desk to reveal Buddy, tail wagging, wearing a tie and carrying a briefcase in his mouth*

Announcer: This summer, Mike will discover that you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471367)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:06 PM
Author: elite crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471482)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:08 PM
Author: Deep bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471495)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:14 PM
Author: purple multi-colored gas station jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471548)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:33 PM
Author: Wonderful Frum Psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471653)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: violet house telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471660)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 5:53 AM
Author: titillating gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 AM
Author: ultramarine love of her life heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475146)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:56 AM
Author: Swashbuckling spot

*cuts 2 montage of buddy clicking a special DogMouse marking pages on a doc review project, buddy and mike deposing key witness, and buddy jumping up to the restaurant table where mike and CGWBT are sitting to dinner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:58 AM
Author: puce thriller center double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475227)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:59 AM
Author: Lime Point

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475233)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone boltzmann haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475556)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: useless stag film

Holy shit. This really sounds like a movie trailer from the early 90s. Fucking 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27476972)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:20 PM
Author: godawful gay wizard address

OMG spot on movie voice guy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477249)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:21 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Theatre Generalized Bond

i can't give this enough 180s. you just had me loling in my office the entire time i read that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477254)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:58 PM
Author: maroon boistinker

you're never to old to learn some new tricks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553063)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:58 PM
Author: Histrionic becky

I'm laughing out loud in the office right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553360)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 10:57 PM
Author: Tantric lascivious plaza juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607509)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: crystalline antidepressant drug dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027511)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:36 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Ceo Bawdyhouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28785609)



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Date: October 22nd, 2015 10:27 PM
Author: Bistre Vigorous Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29025445)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:10 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29583780)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Hairraiser harsh rehab ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29583820)



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Fragrant weed whacker prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30562456)



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Date: July 14th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: Shimmering pit personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30922939)



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Shimmering pit personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#32227702)



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Date: April 26th, 2017 1:59 PM
Author: Shimmering pit personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#33167688)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:47 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#34010105)



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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:52 PM
Author: big buff office sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#39504529)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 6:54 AM
Author: Alcoholic turdskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43582182)



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Date: December 9th, 2021 4:02 PM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43584504)



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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:49 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#47524040)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:24 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#49344205)



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Date: March 11th, 2015 5:34 PM
Author: learning disabled hideous dilemma

Buddy saves the firm $45,000 a year--just enough to let the sympathetic secretary with a cancer-stricken child keep her job--by switching from the firm's overpriced bike couriers to a new, more efficient startup: BeagleZoom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27471663)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: onyx hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475151)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Galvanic old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27476207)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:24 PM
Author: Pink trip native friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#39053692)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 12:32 AM
Author: Appetizing Incel Toilet Seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27474437)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:09 AM
Author: Crimson Potus

skadden partner at drafting session with CFO of gazprom

"yes ratmir if helpful let's do a page turn of the MD&A. buddy can u pass me the prosp..."

"hang on a sec...where is..."

*joe dirt style camera cuts to parking lot, buddy humping an irish setter, "SNOOP DOG - WHATS MY NAME" intro playing*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475150)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:51 AM
Author: motley marketing idea area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475356)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:21 AM
Author: anal balding striped hyena hell

Best part of this thread is that no one has ruined it by giving Buddy the ability to talk, or even have voiceovers of his thoughts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475262)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:52 AM
Author: Aromatic Sadistic Market

Agreed. I'm glad that people ITT seem aware of the conventions of shit-tier 1990s family comedies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475359)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:09 AM
Author: ivory candlestick maker shrine

Do you think it's the same fella as from the air bud movies??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475444)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:11 AM
Author: Aromatic Sadistic Market

Or one of his puppies. They created a 14 film franchise out of Air Bud. Not flame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_Bud_%28series%29

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475449)



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:48 PM
Author: Supple nighttime public bath party of the first part

don't remind me ive seen 4 of them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31598611)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: learning disabled hideous dilemma

Audience erupts into a giant AWWWWWW as camera pans to Buddy curled up in a banker's box, passed out with his head hanging over the edge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27475544)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:37 PM
Author: Aromatic Sadistic Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479185)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:35 AM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44001649)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:14 PM
Author: razzmatazz space

Of Counsel: "Buddy is up for PARTNER??? But he's barely been here a year!"

Rainmaker: "The executive committee counts in dog years."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27476372)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 1:17 PM
Author: Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27476393)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: useless stag film

!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27476980)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:50 PM
Author: Aqua Hateful Institution

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477047)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:41 PM
Author: hilarious cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479199)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:16 PM
Author: Hairraiser harsh rehab ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29583833)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Alcoholic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43587064)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 2:43 PM
Author: useless stag film

Hey, Buddy is a lawyer and he knows what he's doing. He is a clever fox. Hounding him won't do any good. Now leave him alone so he will setter down and pointer the client to the correct choice. Don't boxer him in like this. We don't want the client led a stray. Have her look at the prior law. Opposing counsel has nothing to basset on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477006)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:12 PM
Author: ruddy voyeur station

(Rick Reilly)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477195)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:16 PM
Author: useless stag film

That hurt bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477224)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 3:31 PM
Author: Poppy base

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:17 PM
Author: godawful gay wizard address

Can we cast Jason Bateman as the protagonist lawyer and Will Arenett as the evil wall st law firm defense lawyer representing the greedy real estate developer that wants to bulldoze the multicultural neighborhood to build yuppie condos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477674)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 4:19 PM
Author: Swashbuckling spot

no bro, they want to bulldoze the local dog park and install a pollution factory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27477679)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Sooty Patrolman Brunch

I just snort-laughed on a crowded metro train

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30275156)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:03 PM
Author: Racy chocolate kitchen affirmative action

Judge: "I am going to need to see that vaccination certificate before I can let him approach the witness"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27478946)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 8:45 PM
Author: onyx hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479220)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Racy chocolate kitchen affirmative action

*Biglaw Retriever carries papers in mouth, drops them at feet of bailiff*

*bailiff picks up papers and hands them to judge*

Judge: "Objection overruled, you may proceed, counselor."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479335)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 9:06 PM
Author: Racy chocolate kitchen affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479330)



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Date: March 12th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Cordovan Adulterous Ape

*Buddy knocks over the flower vase in the lobby and he overeagerly greets new clients*

Associate chimes in, "Now that's what I call the spillable hour"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27479779)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 5:13 PM
Author: Rambunctious Soul-stirring Church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#37015648)



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Date: February 18th, 2022 4:12 AM
Author: Alcoholic turdskin

*female associate with Jennifer Aniston hair and thick glasses rolls her eyes and smirks, all the while smiling at Buddy's wildly wagging tail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43987335)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:09 PM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44011448)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 AM
Author: Racy chocolate kitchen affirmative action

"I can't decide if we should strike Juror number 6 or number 24 with our remaining peremptory."

*shows Buddy photo of Juror No. 24*

*Buddy growls*

*shows Buddy photo of Mrs. Patterson, Juror No. 6*

*Buddy darts out of the courtroom*

*after a few minutes, Buddy comes back enthusiastically leading a beaming, elderly Mrs. Patterson into the jury box*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27480687)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Umber Floppy Roast Beef

Witness: I know that Mr. Howard was in on the deal because his neighbor Mrs. Adams told me she saw...

Buddy: *Barks sharply*

Judge: Objection sustained. Hearsay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27480767)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27488620)



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Date: March 13th, 2015 12:48 PM
Author: Racy chocolate kitchen affirmative action

bump for Buddy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27482718)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: avocado people who are hurt

We'd like to talk to you about your plans after you leave the firm. We've decided to bring in a new associate to take over your files.

http://imgur.com/1bWYub6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27488047)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: spectacular startled queen of the night

This is referencing the dog that just graduated from Cumberland a few days ago, right? http://www.al.com/news/birmingham/index.ssf/2015/03/cumberland_school_of_law_celeb.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27488614)



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Date: March 14th, 2015 2:40 PM
Author: spectacular startled queen of the night

"Associate Fido, we have a deadline tomorrow. I'm going to need you to do some digging into the caselaw tonight."

"R-ruff!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27488615)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 9:52 PM
Author: titillating gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27496520)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: Ocher Laughsome Theater Stage Hominid

Uh oh. HR called. Says you keep barking at the black associates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497439)



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Date: March 15th, 2015 11:25 PM
Author: fantasy-prone primrose stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497446)



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Date: March 16th, 2015 12:23 AM
Author: Sienna wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27497735)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:53 PM
Author: Cordovan Adulterous Ape

*makes Buddy partner*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553036)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:56 PM
Author: useless stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553052)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 4:02 PM
Author: bateful headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553378)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: slate excitant fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27608900)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:42 AM
Author: crystalline antidepressant drug dragon

ruh roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027492)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:51 PM
Author: Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553027)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 2:54 PM
Author: maroon boistinker

who's a good associate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553043)



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Date: March 25th, 2015 3:48 PM
Author: arousing violent police squad

http://www.webvet.com/main/2012/05/28/3-dogs-college-degrees

It's hard enough for an intelligent, well-educated human to graduate law school -- let alone a dog. Yet Ellis, an 80-pound black lab, walked along with the New York Law School graduates in May of 2012 to receive his honorary degree from the school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27553300)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Aromatic Sadistic Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607536)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:39 AM
Author: slate excitant fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27608897)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:13 PM
Author: exciting zippy main people

imagine the trailer for the sequel.

*Ja Rule's 'Living it Up' plays over a montage of wealth, success, magazine covers, etc. featuring Buddy*

Italian maître d at fancy restaurant: "Hey-ah, it's-a Buddy! So good you come-a to dinna, mama-mia!"

*paparazzi flash bulbs go off to recreation of spaghetti scene from Lady and the Tramp*

*scene switches to biglaw office full of associates drinking and cavorting with Buddy; splashing around in corner jacuzzi*

"Hey Buddy, the verdict is in! How much you think we won this time?"

*record needle screeches*

"We... LOST???"

*scene switches to rival firm's offices*

"Oh, what a CAT-astrophe for our little friend Buddy! Don't you think so... Fluffy?"

"Mrawgh!"

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607642)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Aromatic Sadistic Market

HOLY SHIT 180000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607656)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: titillating gaping

1800000000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2015 11:27 PM
Author: Tantric lascivious plaza juggernaut

Midpoint of sequel:

The gorgeous blonde female associate, dressed in a skirted suit, enters a run-down bar. A smarmy first-year enters behind her, shows visible disgust at the bar's atmosphere. "Hepatitis central," he mutters. "I'll wait by the door."

But the female associate's not listening. She's heading toward a dark corner, where Buddy, tie loosened, looking disheveled, is sitting in hangdog fashion by a bowl and a half-filled bottle of scotch.

"Hi," she says softly. Buddy turns his head away from her.

"Let's go," the smarmy first-year calls from the door.

The female associate's eyes water slightly. Then her face turns hard in defiance. "The firm wanted me to come here and beg you to come back," she says. "But I won't. I won't beg. It's a trick I never learned, I guess. I know what they said about you. That all you had were 'tricks.' Well let me tell you something Buddy: those weren't tricks. What you did was some of the best damn lawyering this country's ever seen. But if you can't believe in yourself...well, I can't command you to. Anyway, goodbye, Buddy...Oh, and one more thing. Our next big case has just come in. The city's trying to tear down the Puppy Park on 3rd Avenue, apparently to make way for a new mosque. A shame you've given up on lawyering. We could have used you on this one..."

She turns and walks toward the bar. Buddy's head lifts and watches her.

"It's just a dog," the smarmy first-year says as she returns.

The female associate pauses, stares at him. "That dog was the sweetest, most sympathetic, most passionate lawyer I've ever met."

She brushes past, and the smarmy first-year gives a final look of disgust at the bar before leaving.

Buddy looks at his bowl of whiskey and stares into it. His own reflection shows, and slowly it fades into his younger, happier self.

Suddenly, with two barks, he's on his feet and running out the door.

The bartender, polishing a glass, smiles and nods. "Go get em, Buddy," he whispers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27607760)



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 2:36 AM
Author: mind-boggling school cafeteria



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Date: April 3rd, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Boyish menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27615650)



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Date: April 6th, 2015 10:34 AM
Author: Swashbuckling spot



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27752610)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:44 AM
Author: crystalline antidepressant drug dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027499)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:52 AM
Author: bull headed azn tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027555)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:46 AM
Author: big buff office sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28084155)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:24 PM
Author: rusted razzle dysfunction



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Date: September 18th, 2015 2:39 PM
Author: Provocative Pea-brained Ceo Bawdyhouse

holy fucking shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28785639)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser harsh rehab ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29583871)



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Date: September 20th, 2016 3:44 AM
Author: Flirting electric karate stage



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Shimmering pit personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31598240)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:57 PM
Author: Dark comical university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#35253023)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:25 PM
Author: Pink trip native friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#39053699)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:35 AM
Author: big buff office sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43566259)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44001618)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 11:23 AM
Author: Alcoholic turdskin

go Get Em!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44009351)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:10 PM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44011456)



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Date: April 5th, 2015 5:29 PM
Author: hot skinny woman



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:58 PM
Author: Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27752608)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Theatre Generalized Bond

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27849278)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:45 AM
Author: crystalline antidepressant drug dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027509)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser harsh rehab ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29583876)



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Date: January 27th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Odious Transparent Macaca



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Date: April 24th, 2015 4:43 PM
Author: Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish

I look at this thread whenever I'm not having a good day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27752501)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27849185)



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Date: August 27th, 2015 5:21 PM
Author: learning disabled hideous dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28638610)



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Idiotic disgusting lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30274731)



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:47 AM
Author: Alcoholic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43566283)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43587046)



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Date: October 12th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Alcoholic turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#49344212)



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Date: April 27th, 2015 6:28 PM
Author: Tantric lascivious plaza juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27771861)



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Date: May 8th, 2015 2:21 PM
Author: razzmatazz space

HR: Good news Buddy, we added hearworm and flea meds to our health plan!

Buddy: *barks happily*

HR: We've also added spay and neuter coverage!

Buddy: *whimpers, tucks tail between his legs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27849456)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:48 AM
Author: maniacal stubborn mad cow disease

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027521)



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Date: May 25th, 2015 8:04 PM
Author: Tantric lascivious plaza juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#27962643)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:38 AM
Author: Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027478)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: crystalline antidepressant drug dragon

https://twitter.com/autoadmitdotcom/status/606111010953510913

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027562)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:54 AM
Author: Aromatic Sadistic Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027570)



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Date: June 3rd, 2015 10:53 AM
Author: Vibrant Doctorate Forum

Golden Bears apparently struggle with it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28027566)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 7:22 AM
Author: Aromatic Sadistic Market

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28084089)



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:19 AM
Author: motley marketing idea area

SIR! That is UNCALLED for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#31039824)



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#44011461)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:40 AM
Author: titillating gaping



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:42 AM
Author: 180 bespoke whorehouse famous landscape painting

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28083836)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:43 AM
Author: hilarious cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28083838)



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Date: June 10th, 2015 3:48 AM
Author: titillating gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28083850)



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Date: July 21st, 2015 11:17 AM
Author: Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28380740)



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: Tantric lascivious plaza juggernaut



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Date: August 26th, 2015 9:41 PM
Author: shivering business firm brethren



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Date: September 3rd, 2015 9:04 AM
Author: adventurous low-t senate

it's been done

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shaggy_D.A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28679863)



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Date: September 18th, 2015 3:50 PM
Author: Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish

Every time I see this bumped I hope there is new scholarship here. Top 5 XO thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28786181)



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Date: October 9th, 2015 11:06 AM
Author: learning disabled hideous dilemma

Happy Friday, brothers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#28932775)



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Date: November 6th, 2015 7:44 AM
Author: Aromatic Sadistic Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29122556)



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Date: January 12th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish

Maybe this movie can be a documentary?

http://www.gertsburglaw.com/about.html#alex

"Miles Davis Gertsburg

Miles Davis Gertsburg practices canine law. Hailing from tropical Cleveland, Ohio, and having graduated magna cum kibbles from the University of Wet-snout in Cambridge, Mr. Gertsburg is now the foremost expert in the United States on dog bite law, disputes between cats and dog, and disputes between humans about whether dogs are better than cats. As a dyed-in-the-fur litigator, Mr. Gertsburg advocates strongly for all clients, regardless of species."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29583770)



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Date: February 12th, 2016 3:58 PM
Author: learning disabled hideous dilemma

This bort could use a palate cleanser today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#29814000)



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Date: March 12th, 2016 3:08 PM
Author: Supple nighttime public bath party of the first part

I think the author had to sit through too many airbud movies. There's like a million of them. They have puppies, go to space, save Christmas, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30040857)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 9:14 AM
Author: Idiotic disgusting lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30097676)



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Date: March 20th, 2016 10:38 AM
Author: Glittery cocky toaster

Maybe this place isn't so toxic after all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30097875)



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Date: April 10th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Idiotic disgusting lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30241752)



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#43587049)



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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:30 AM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy



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Date: April 14th, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: Greedy coffee pot pervert

uhhh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9PoiKvCfR8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30274638)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:19 PM
Author: Idiotic disgusting lay

needed more golden retrievers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30290881)



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Date: April 17th, 2016 12:14 PM
Author: Idiotic disgusting lay

https://dogs.thefuntimesguide.com/files/educated-dog-wearing-suit-and-tie.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2827574&forum_id=2,#30290859)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: carnelian aphrodisiac chapel



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Date: May 26th, 2016 10:58 AM
Author: Idiotic disgusting lay



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Date: May 26th, 2016 11:05 AM
Author: Shimmering pit personal credit line

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Date: July 15th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: learning disabled hideous dilemma



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:30 AM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy

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Date: July 8th, 2016 1:51 PM
Author: Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish



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Date: July 26th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Idiotic disgusting lay



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Date: July 27th, 2016 12:13 AM
Author: Aromatic Sadistic Market

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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:11 PM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:12 PM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy

Gorgeous Relic of the Web 1.0 Age

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Date: August 30th, 2016 8:47 PM
Author: Shimmering pit personal credit line



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:02 PM
Author: Idiotic disgusting lay



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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Shimmering pit personal credit line

One of my favorite threads of all time, and xo at its heartwarming finest

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Date: October 9th, 2016 6:30 PM
Author: Idiotic disgusting lay



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Date: October 9th, 2016 7:00 PM
Author: Aromatic Sadistic Market



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Date: October 13th, 2016 12:58 PM
Author: Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Tan casino



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Date: December 10th, 2021 5:31 AM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy



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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy

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Date: October 24th, 2016 10:53 AM
Author: Shimmering pit personal credit line



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Date: October 27th, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: Passionate property



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Date: December 18th, 2016 12:35 AM
Author: carnelian aphrodisiac chapel



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Date: December 25th, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: Shimmering pit personal credit line



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Date: December 25th, 2016 4:00 PM
Author:  Abode

BigLaw Bud part 2:

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Date: January 6th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish



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Date: January 25th, 2017 10:35 PM
Author: Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish



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Date: February 4th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: gay haunting step-uncle's house codepig



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Date: February 10th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: Shimmering pit personal credit line



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Date: February 10th, 2017 7:09 PM
Author: Idiotic disgusting lay



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Date: April 1st, 2017 9:15 PM
Author: concupiscible bat shit crazy site partner



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: gay haunting step-uncle's house codepig



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Date: May 27th, 2017 2:50 PM
Author:  ebony pistol



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish



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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:22 PM
Author: Domesticated kitty corner

TWIST: some humorless faggot gunner associate actually finds a rule saying golden retriever can't do biglaw

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Date: August 14th, 2017 1:25 PM
Author: Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish

Likely a 8th year female capital markets shrew with dog allergy.

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:13 PM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy



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Date: April 22nd, 2022 4:24 PM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:43 AM
Author:  parlour french chef



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Date: August 17th, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Cracking Flatulent Yarmulke

Most 180 thing about xo is that we have the collective talent and wisdom to accomplish virtually anything and what we decide to do with that power is poast

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:14 PM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy

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Date: August 18th, 2017 6:02 PM
Author:  sandwich state



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Date: September 1st, 2017 12:43 AM
Author: Translucent meetinghouse cuckold

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Date: February 22nd, 2022 5:16 PM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 1:21 PM
Author: federal very tactful resort useless brakes

Apparently, something in the rules does say this:

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Date: November 3rd, 2017 8:41 PM
Author: Cobalt jew



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Date: November 5th, 2017 7:04 PM
Author: Sickened Location Dog Poop



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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:27 PM
Author: Pink trip native friendly grandma



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Date: December 24th, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: Idiotic disgusting lay



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Date: January 25th, 2018 11:10 AM
Author: carnelian aphrodisiac chapel



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Date: January 26th, 2018 4:04 PM
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Date: February 9th, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: Tripping orchestra pit



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Date: August 17th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: Stirring Drab Indian Lodge Death Wish

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Date: June 17th, 2019 12:32 AM
Author: peach piazza



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Date: September 23rd, 2019 11:27 PM
Author: Apoplectic medicated travel guidebook

Golden retriever DISBARRED and DONE HERE after attacking another lawyer in the courthouse lobby:

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:22 PM
Author:  crawly depressive principal's office

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Date: October 31st, 2019 3:32 PM
Author:  school



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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:36 PM
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Date: March 25th, 2024 4:44 AM
Author: Alcoholic turdskin

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Date: November 1st, 2019 9:35 PM
Author: Wonderful Frum Psychic

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Wonderful Frum Psychic

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:25 PM
Author:  school

See above.

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Date: November 2nd, 2019 1:53 PM
Author: Wonderful Frum Psychic

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Date: January 28th, 2020 9:54 PM
Author: Black box office mexican

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Date: February 21st, 2022 12:31 AM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy



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Date: December 19th, 2025 8:40 AM
Author: Alcoholic turdskin

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Date: February 9th, 2021 7:27 PM
Author: misunderstood sanctuary hissy fit



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Date: December 6th, 2021 8:34 AM
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Date: December 6th, 2021 11:20 PM
Author: Cheese-eating puppy



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Date: March 2nd, 2022 5:17 AM
Author: Alcoholic turdskin



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Date: October 5th, 2022 10:10 AM
Author: Alcoholic turdskin

The best scene was the Discovery Montage of Bud digging through the file boxes for his bone

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Date: December 23rd, 2022 7:21 PM
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Date: January 4th, 2023 11:48 AM
Author: Alcoholic turdskin

and now he's Speaker of the House! The 3rd most powerful pup in the land

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Date: February 6th, 2024 5:13 AM
Author: Alcoholic turdskin



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Date: October 12th, 2025 2:13 PM
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