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PROTIP: use "Websters dictionary defines..." to start ur closing
| at-the-ready dull ceo | 04/24/15 |
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| Bossy Galvanic Doctorate | 10/22/15 |
| Aphrodisiac Hell | 10/22/15 |
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| Glittery internet-worthy rigpig | 10/22/15 |
| at-the-ready dull ceo | 05/16/16 |
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| Self-centered Property Legend | 12/28/16 |
| seedy church nowag | 12/28/16 |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 2:57 PM Author: at-the-ready dull ceo It has a reputation now as this hackneyed expression, which is why it WORKS. The jury always perks up because it's so unexpected. Also it frames the issue very clearly: this is the plain definition, here are the facts, the facts don't match the accusation, acquittal. I literally bring a well-worn old dictionary and thump it onto the jury railing.
Prosecutors get flustered as FUCK and end up reacting to me rather than making their own case, and it makes them look gay as hell. They smirk or scoff, which makes them look like douches. They usually take time in their own closings to say something about "the defense counsel's old tricks and theatrics" but that just reminds the jury even more. |
Date: April 24th, 2015 3:13 PM Author: Ivory know-it-all menage kitty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#27751815) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:17 PM Author: Excitant cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#27751846) |
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Date: April 24th, 2015 3:26 PM Author: wonderful ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#27751921) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 1:59 PM Author: histrionic geriatric casino toilet seat did this today (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#29022119) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:23 PM Author: Offensive apoplectic heaven "A lot changed on 9/11..." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#29022597) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:24 PM Author: magenta boistinker (guy who wrote a great college essay) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#29022604) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:25 PM Author: Bossy Galvanic Doctorate "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury..." *briefcase full of dictionaries falls open* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#29022609) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:31 PM Author: Aphrodisiac Hell (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#29022646) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: Word combinations (2 make yer heart skip) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#49335488) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2015 3:33 PM Author: Glittery internet-worthy rigpig (high school debate semifinalist) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#29022657) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:19 PM Author: at-the-ready dull ceo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#30492581) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:20 PM Author: well-lubricated resort who the fuck was webster (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#30492585) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:25 PM Author: at-the-ready dull ceo Noah Webster. Just some autistic bro who really liked words (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#30492630) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:27 PM Author: well-lubricated resort whats his moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#30492644) |
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Date: May 16th, 2016 7:37 PM Author: at-the-ready dull ceo CharlesXII (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#30492706) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:17 PM Author: Mahogany buck-toothed meetinghouse cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#32250208) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:18 PM Author: Self-centered Property Legend 180 advice it will hit the jury like some sort of heavy book! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#32250216) |
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Date: December 28th, 2016 5:20 PM Author: seedy church nowag "Urban dictionary defines 'STAY WOKE' as . . . " (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#32250229) |
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Date: November 11th, 2020 11:38 PM Author: Mahogany buck-toothed meetinghouse cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#41347456) |
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Date: July 26th, 2024 1:08 PM Author: Mewling lodge indirect expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#47895234) |
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Date: October 8th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: Paralegal Adolf Hitler (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2862749&forum_id=2,#49335487) |