witht he first overall pick, Skadden selects Jay Cohen from HLS
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Date: April 30th, 2015 7:27 PM Author: Cracking bright location
"And to no one's great surprise, there goes Cohen with the number one overall pick. Dan?"
"Yeah Brett this makes a lot of sense to me. The kid's got a short body, really weak limbs, and fibromyalgia. There's no way he's going to have other things going on in his social life. He also won the Sears, and Skadden doesn't get many looks at students of his caliber on their appellate practice team. Cohen's going to bring some much needed depth to their 2nd Circuit offerings."
"Here we see some of his results from the combine, and again, just fantastic results. We don't see the explosiveness that we see out of other likely first rounders in doc review, but Cohen made it 9 hours in the piss break test, the third overall highest performance, and he put up an astonishing 19 hours billed before 'needing a nap'. We just don't see much of this kind of endurance out of top-ranked HLS students. Really a no-brainer first pick."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2,#27795886) |
Date: May 1st, 2015 9:39 AM Author: Arousing halford associate
holy shit this thread isn't funny at all.
No wonder you are all a bunch of no-friend faggots IRL.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2,#27799752)
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Date: May 1st, 2015 9:45 AM Author: Stimulating Site
"With the fourth pick . . .
Baker Botts selects . . .
Chad Thundercock, III, Vanderbilt University"
Whoa! Bit of a reach from Baker Botts here going for Thundercock with so many proven talents on the board such as Lawson Ng from Boalt Hall and Jonas Kaplan from Columbia. Thundercock put up mediocre numbers during his time at Vanderbilt, 2.5 GPA, some uninspiring moot court performances, but he really shined at the combine, stunning the crowd with record speed in the notorious find and replace drill. A lot of scouts think he has tremendous upside, but you'd think Botts could have traded down and still landed Chad later in the round.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2,#27799790) |
Date: May 1st, 2015 9:46 AM Author: Mind-boggling maize church building
"Well Dan, Cadwalader's up next, and if you believe the mock drafts, they'll be taking a good hard look at Mike Dammer here."
"They certainly will. Dammer worried a lot of people when, after a 1L in the library all night, he spent 2L and 3L going out with friends occasionally, and there were even some rumblings of a girlfriend. But you just can't ignore those incredible combine numbers--$250k of debt out of Cornell ON TOP OF the $70k he'd built up at Middlebury! Safe to say any firm looks at those numbers and thinks 'Here's a guy who will never, ever leave.'"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2,#27799799) |
Date: May 1st, 2015 12:07 PM Author: galvanic juggernaut
"Dan, here comes traditional powerhouse Cravath at pick number 6. Now, sources close to Cravath's training camp indicate the firm has worked out Michigan's Rachel Cohenberg. This would be an interesting choice. She has shown flashes of big-firm star material throughout her law school career - magna cum laude, law review, plus key intangibles like a lack of committed relationship and enthusiastic participation in two half marathons, sure to be a hit among Cravath's Type A womens committee culture. However, her draft stock took a hit when she failed to secure her coveted executive board position on the Law Review, spending her 3L year instead as a lowly contributing editor, and she spooked several recruiting committees at the 1L Meet The Firm event by asking about firm policies for artificial insemination and maternity leave. All in all, a risk with significant upside that Cravath may be well-positioned to absorb.
Back to Roger in the studio for a breaking USNWR rankings report."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2,#27800691) |
Date: May 1st, 2015 5:18 PM Author: Puce volcanic crater
While we wait for the next pick, on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum joins us live from Georgetown University Law Center with a developing story. Nate, what are you hearing?
I've just been informed by several partners at various Vault 100 firms that they have completely removed Georgetown top prospect and law review editor Ben Schwartzman from their boards amidst rumors that he wore a black suit and rubber soled shoes to on campus interviews. I'll stay with this intriguing development and provide updates accordingly, but right now it looks like Schwartzman's in for a long lonely stay in the green room, similar to most of his weekends.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2,#27803081) |
Date: May 1st, 2015 5:41 PM Author: swashbuckling disgusting psychic
one of those threads I could've sworn has already been done.
That's the way it is with good ones, you're sure you've read them before.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2,#27803243) |
Date: May 1st, 2015 6:15 PM Author: deranged athletic conference school
Latham & Watkins is now on the clock.
Dan, I really like Darnell Jenkins from Howard University. He's a real blue-collar lunch pail kind of guy. He doesn't have the intellectual horsepower of a Jay Cohen or a Stephen Richards and there are questions about the quality of his competition at Morehouse and Howard but what he lacks in brainpower he more than makes up for with heart and the intangibles. He's a hard-working leader who's well-respected by his peers and his professors, and he'll be an instant client-favorite.
Brett, I agree. For these lower picks it's not about finding the superstars but finding the role-players to plug the gaps.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2,#27803432) |
Date: May 1st, 2015 7:05 PM Author: Puce volcanic crater
Our on-campus insider Nathan Greybaum is back with us from Georgetown University Law Center to give us an update on the sliding Ben Schwartzman. Nate?
Brett, I just got off the phone with Schwartzman's agent, his father Ari, who vehemently denies reports that his son, the prize GULC recruit, wore a black suit and rubber soles to on campus interviews. In fact, his agent father claims that Ben only wears Allen Edmonds Park Avenues and was close to reaching an endorsement deal with the esteemed brand until these vicious rumors started. As of now we are unsure where the rumors started, with some fellow Hoyas speculating that the leak came out of the camp of a rival student whom Schwartzman jilted at the Barrister's Ball. More to come.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2,#27803767) |
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Date: May 1st, 2015 7:30 PM Author: Self-centered bull headed turdskin ape
While we're on the topic of endorsements, Dan, we're getting word that--no surprise really--we're learning that number 1 pick Jay Cohen inked a deal with Jos A Bank. Jay was seen wearing a particularly boxy dark grey number when he walked up to the podium. Let's see how the pant's stand up when Cohen starts putting some more meat on those thighs and does some serious sitting.
On the flip side, Brian Chen of UPenn, undrafted so far, is wearing just a, wow, just a skin tight suit. His dick might be wider than those lapels. Anyway, as he waits to see weather DLA is gonna take a flyer on him, he's flitting around in a pocket square and some loud argyle socks.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2,#27803921) |
Date: May 1st, 2015 10:03 PM Author: Self-centered bull headed turdskin ape
Brett, let's talk for a sec about the Seamless portion of the combine. We've been hearing that depending on the firm or managing partner, that metric is going to be looked at differently.
Yeah, Dan, there are a couple different takes on that. Some firms are gonna look at a summer associate who orders right up to the firm's nightly dollar limit as too assertive. Yes that cost is getting passed on to the client, but that's evidence of an associate trying to max out their own welfare in some small regard. Lot of firms don't want to see that kind of behavior, no matter how trivially it manifests itself.
And other firms, Brett?
Yeah, they're gonna look at *what* you ordered. If you're hitting the dollar limit, but you're getting their not by ordering a small amount of good sushi or whatever, but a ton of shit food--I'm talking about burger, fries, shake, chickent tenders, cheesecake from a midtown diner--they're gonna like that. Some firms will like that sort of sad gluttony and unnecessary rapaciousness.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2,#27804767) |
Date: August 1st, 2015 10:55 AM Author: Puce volcanic crater
ABA Insider Nate Greybaum with a summer update:
"Disappointing is the word being thrown around the Cadwalader camp as first round selection Mike Dammer has struggled to grasp the firm's formbook in summer assignments.
It seems scouts' pre-draft fears that Cornell's theory-heavy program would leave Dammer unprepared for the professional game were well founded, and you can expect the second-guessing to begin. Reports indicate Dammer has struggled to grasp even routine pleadings and motions, and recently had no idea how to draft a simple 12(b)(6).
We'll have an update on Jay Cohen's progress at Skadden camp next."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2,#28455811) |
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Date: August 16th, 2016 8:54 PM Author: Puce volcanic crater
Reports say Cohen is in his office checking commas by 6 AM every morning and the light doesn't go out until 8 pm at night.
This flippant attitude toward leaving the office early while other young associates are still slaving away has soured some at Skadden on the brash Cohen, and rumors persist he recently was called into a one-on-one meeting with a senior partner.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2,#31202608)
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Date: January 27th, 2018 3:00 PM Author: Supple autistic partner
And well into the second day, we still havent seen anyone go from WUSTL. Is that a surprise, Brent?
I dont think so, Rick. I think theres a lot of uncertainty in the ability of that program to produce coachable guys. Firms have learned that just putting up numbers for a couple of years in their system doesnt necessarily translate to the next level. You have a lot of kids coming out of theresplitters, you might call themwho didnt show hustle in undergrad and then only put forth effort learning logic games for the LSAT. That sort of gaming the system approach puzzles firmsis this the kind of kid who is going to immediately focus on building a skillset writing convincing billing entries, or is he going to see the recruiter invites on LinkedIn and standard three-month severance package and learn to coast and lateral? Also, remember that a lot of these kids who turned down sticker at Georgetown here to take a full ride at a school in a cheap flyover city. That lack of prestige obsession compounds the concerns. And I dont need to remind you about the Cravath first year bust from there who quit in the middle of deal to take a job at a four-attorney firm in *South Carolina*.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2,#35254090)
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Date: April 26th, 2018 11:50 AM Author: Charismatic rough-skinned temple fanboi
Bill: With White & Case on the clock this next pick could change the entire trajectory of the draft, Dan.
Dan: That's exactly right Bill. If White & Case takes one of the tax guys here, either Ari Levy or Ilan Gross, expect to see a mini-run on tax guys and some reaches as this draft is clearly light on the superstar tax associates. On the other hand, if White & Case goes for its traditional litigator it could be a long night for the tax guys and they may fall all the way to the third round.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868438&forum_id=2,#35924229) |
Date: June 22nd, 2018 9:50 PM Author: Poppy forum voyeur
"Brett, can you go into why testing positive for a long-term relationship isn't quite the red flag that it used to be?"
Absolutely - in the past firms had usually passed on prospects who failed the LTR test because being in one was seen as a strong predictor of early lateraling. Short-term relationships were seen as totally fine, in fact, a positive if you were having a lot of them, because it was reflective of a deep insecurity that psychologically required prestige, and perhaps even practically required prestige in order to be more desirable, what with biglaw draftees not really having anything else going for them.
But over time firms began to learn that some LTRs were in fact a strong positive on billing per day and on overall years. So now people who test positive for an LTR are put through a battery of tests designed to learn more about the relationship. If the prospect's long-term partner is a warm, cheerful woman who's loved him since before law school and has a nurturing type of job, that's still a huge red flag and indicates early lateraling or even retirement from legal practice. In fact, relationships that began in high-school - "long-term organic" - are dealbreakers for most firms. Actually, *every* firm if the tests reveal that they ever went apple or berry picking together during summer -- just too risky.
But if the prospect's partner is a cold, materialistic, status-conscious, professional-type - a "shrew", firms realize that's big upside. The prospect is gonna start wanting to spend more and more time at the office, spiking average billing per day. He's also gonna be way more trapped, increasing longevity. I heard one stats guy at Weil say the longevity impact is like having an extra $445,950 in debt. I know, it's huge. So firms now are really paying attention to the partner's socials - if there's a high Insta/Tweet/Facebook post per event ratio, or any comments about being child-free or egg freezing, or posts about marathons and countries traveled, those are big big plus for the prospect. If the relationship began on a swipe-app, that's another positive, cause it's unlikely that they'll ever really care about each other enough to support each other through major life changes - like quitting law and moving back home, not to mention the fundamental status-consciousness inherent in those who... fell in love -- *chuckle* -- from a swipe.
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Date: December 22nd, 2021 1:46 PM Author: Puce volcanic crater
btw, i don't follow the scholastic game much anymore, but i did hear that this year's top M&A prospect is scheduling an easy final semester in order to get a jump on bar study.
do you think this will help or hurt him in the draft?
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