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Talented half-breed indian lodge
  06/12/15
white girls
Trip partner
  06/12/15
"The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically ...
Seedy unholy cumskin mad cow disease
  06/12/15
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Chrome kink-friendly locus
  06/12/15
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Carnelian At-the-ready Incel
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haunting buff idiot
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peach hall philosopher-king
  06/12/15
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lavender crackhouse
  06/12/15
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histrionic location tank
  06/13/15
drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the...
green parlor
  06/12/15
winnar /thread
lavender crackhouse
  06/12/15
Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy ov...
charismatic hell
  06/12/15
Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly no...
green parlor
  06/13/15
same but pissed all over bed instead of shit
scarlet genital piercing ticket booth
  06/12/15
did she do it while you were fucking her?
green parlor
  06/12/15
not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back ...
scarlet genital piercing ticket booth
  06/12/15
LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER!
Blue preventive strike
  06/12/15
180
impressive slate black woman toaster
  06/13/15
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impressive slate black woman toaster
  09/17/16
Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my po...
Chrome kink-friendly locus
  06/12/15
this sounds awesome wtf?
Trip partner
  06/12/15
brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit
Chrome kink-friendly locus
  06/12/15
was it otherwise normal? sensitive?
Trip partner
  06/12/15
Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensit...
Chrome kink-friendly locus
  06/12/15
bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then?
green parlor
  06/12/15
like Chyna big?
Navy Kitty Stage
  06/12/15
I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth.
Chrome kink-friendly locus
  06/12/15
and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite?
Navy Kitty Stage
  06/12/15
Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit d...
Chrome kink-friendly locus
  06/12/15
I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fish...
Navy Kitty Stage
  06/12/15
red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before?
stimulating institution idea he suggested
  06/12/15
*CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time...
Chestnut cerebral business firm ape
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Chrome kink-friendly locus
  06/12/15
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Saffron house faggot firefighter
  06/12/15
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lavender crackhouse
  06/12/15
I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through th...
Navy Kitty Stage
  06/12/15
same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. ...
lavender crackhouse
  06/12/15
I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no ...
green parlor
  06/12/15
ur face or chest?
lavender crackhouse
  06/12/15
Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct...
Fragrant apoplectic goyim stock car
  06/12/15
I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first o...
Adulterous hospital mother
  06/12/15
sounds like my kinda chick
haunting buff idiot
  06/12/15
lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met s...
Navy Kitty Stage
  06/12/15
that's what we call a "keeper"
Big Death Wish Persian
  06/12/15
Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the...
Carnelian At-the-ready Incel
  06/12/15
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Seedy unholy cumskin mad cow disease
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shivering main people
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sapphire violent dragon
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glittery lettuce
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Spectacular Slimy Ceo Police Squad
  06/12/15
And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :(
histrionic location tank
  06/12/15
rolf
Frisky twinkling uncleanness church building
  06/12/15
lol
Multi-colored Drunken School Cafeteria International Law Enforcement Agency
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chest-beating home pozpig
  06/12/15
I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish n...
contagious orange quadroon whorehouse
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vivacious yapping corner internal respiration
  06/12/15
Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations
pale nibblets
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cowardly concupiscible voyeur feces
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The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood
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potluck
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girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour ...
sapphire violent dragon
  06/12/15
Read this while eating yogurt.
Chrome kink-friendly locus
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Carnelian At-the-ready Incel
  06/12/15
lmaooo
lavender crackhouse
  06/12/15
lol
sapphire violent dragon
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Aphrodisiac base
  06/12/15
Loled
razzle-dazzle plaza elastic band
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Frum Thriller Codepig
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Fuchsia big-titted useless brakes
  06/12/15
God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my hea...
charismatic hell
  06/22/15
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sapphire violent dragon
  09/17/16
Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up ...
ocher really tough guy affirmative action
  06/12/15
oh so you've met 433?
Trip partner
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Navy Kitty Stage
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nofapping yarmulke travel guidebook
  06/12/15
Fucking lol but what the fuck
marvelous center windowlicker
  06/12/15
what the fuck what?
ocher really tough guy affirmative action
  06/12/15
fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered...
scarlet genital piercing ticket booth
  06/12/15
wtf
lavender crackhouse
  06/12/15
them titties weren't retarded :D
scarlet genital piercing ticket booth
  06/12/15
lolwut
ocher really tough guy affirmative action
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Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times
Chrome kink-friendly locus
  06/12/15
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Blue preventive strike
  06/12/15
goes in the hardcopy collection
histrionic location tank
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hyperactive adventurous weed whacker
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Spruce Federal Headpube Brunch
  09/17/16
when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel wit...
stimulating institution idea he suggested
  06/12/15
I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with ...
vigorous snowy stag film becky
  06/12/15
I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL
Trip partner
  06/12/15
This sounds fun
Chrome kink-friendly locus
  06/12/15
lmao 180
lavender crackhouse
  06/12/15
I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed...
Black galvanic national
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razzle-dazzle plaza elastic band
  06/12/15
that's not how semper fi claims it went
beady-eyed underhanded field
  06/12/15
180; story plz
exciting range roommate
  06/12/15
Lol I love this story
heady wrinkle fortuitous meteor
  06/13/15
Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel lik...
vigorous snowy stag film becky
  06/13/15
two words: whisky dick
Racy shrine mexican
  06/12/15
This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was ...
Ruby disgusting lodge mood
  06/12/15
well did you make out after?
Navy Kitty Stage
  06/12/15
No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MA...
Ruby disgusting lodge mood
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Mildly autistic floppy library organic girlfriend
  06/13/15
chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave.
Blue preventive strike
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Navy Kitty Stage
  06/12/15
lol i did this once too
exciting range roommate
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Chrome kink-friendly locus
  06/12/15
rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978
Garnet knife public bath
  06/12/15
brits are no good?
crawly startled address
  06/12/15
undetermined for me... small sample size
Garnet knife public bath
  06/12/15
slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come. ...
judgmental kitchen
  06/12/15
if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass.
sapphire violent dragon
  06/12/15
what was his name
hyperactive adventurous weed whacker
  06/12/15
where'd you meet her?
Talented half-breed indian lodge
  06/12/15
Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar...
Stirring parlour sweet tailpipe
  06/12/15
go on...
lavender crackhouse
  06/12/15
Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subje...
Stirring parlour sweet tailpipe
  06/13/15
FLAME no literary magazine counts as "major"
Mildly autistic floppy library organic girlfriend
  06/13/15
5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 single...
Umber arousing therapy senate
  06/12/15
sounds fukin psycho
Low-t old irish cottage immigrant
  06/12/15
lol wtf
beady-eyed underhanded field
  06/13/15
lol'd at this one
Smoky site giraffe
  09/17/16
Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I fa...
razzle-dazzle plaza elastic band
  06/12/15
Good times
razzle-dazzle plaza elastic band
  09/17/16
Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freak...
flushed lascivious macaca
  06/12/15
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lavender crackhouse
  06/12/15
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Talented half-breed indian lodge
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charismatic hell
  06/12/15
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titillating opaque native keepsake machete
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orchid excitant church
  06/13/15
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Frum Thriller Codepig
  06/13/15
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impressive slate black woman toaster
  09/17/16
Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She...
deranged set associate
  06/12/15
damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to r...
Talented half-breed indian lodge
  06/12/15
One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was ski...
deranged set associate
  06/13/15
The DC Shrew
Fuchsia big-titted useless brakes
  06/12/15
This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC
green parlor
  06/13/15
:-/
charismatic hell
  06/12/15
lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before
orchid excitant church
  06/13/15
if this is your worst consider yourself lucky
titillating opaque native keepsake machete
  06/13/15
i loved thenm all
Fiercely-loyal ladyboy office
  06/12/15
mines a nightmare
Frisky twinkling uncleanness church building
  06/12/15
can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire...
lavender crackhouse
  06/12/15
self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario
Frisky twinkling uncleanness church building
  06/12/15
I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew c...
heady wrinkle fortuitous meteor
  06/13/15
Fast Times at McGeorge Law
titillating opaque native keepsake machete
  06/13/15
LOL describe the aftermath with the gf
orchid excitant church
  06/13/15
oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell ...
heady wrinkle fortuitous meteor
  06/13/15
Copy paste that shit u ape
pale nibblets
  06/13/15
The law shrew mob- describe
green parlor
  06/13/15
A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night...
heady wrinkle fortuitous meteor
  06/13/15
omg
orchid excitant church
  06/13/15
This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT
green parlor
  06/13/15
lmao
dashing plum electric furnace theatre
  06/13/15
U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier?
histrionic location tank
  06/13/15
there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg
heady wrinkle fortuitous meteor
  06/13/15
18000000
pale nibblets
  06/13/15
Dude, you basically raped those women.
curious trailer park
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soul-stirring puppy
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180^180
Frum Thriller Codepig
  06/13/15
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got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a di...
Motley Psychic
  06/13/15
Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a ...
twinkling duck-like resort coldplay fan
  06/13/15
This sounds like just a normal hook up.
curious trailer park
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18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to se...
crusty razzle theater stage fat ankles
  06/13/15
She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something...
Mildly autistic floppy library organic girlfriend
  06/13/15
nah that would be mean it's one of those undeserving wik...
crusty razzle theater stage fat ankles
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Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back t...
light state
  06/13/15
180
heady wrinkle fortuitous meteor
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razzle-dazzle plaza elastic band
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180
Frum Thriller Codepig
  06/13/15
I'd like Julia's input ITT
Talented half-breed indian lodge
  06/13/15
Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to...
Bisexual Fanboi Candlestick Maker
  06/22/15
got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl w...
Navy Kitty Stage
  06/22/15
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Sick Honey-headed Cuckold
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met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sa...
Shimmering territorial shitlib
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Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman ye...
olive jewess
  01/04/18
slightly defective girls can be a lifehack
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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: Talented half-breed indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102764)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: Trip partner

white girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102766)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:35 PM
Author: Seedy unholy cumskin mad cow disease

"The room lacked symmetry. I found this aesthetically discomforting."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102775)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Chrome kink-friendly locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102812)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Carnelian At-the-ready Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102827)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: haunting buff idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102855)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: peach hall philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102948)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: lavender crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106877)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:10 AM
Author: histrionic location tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28108765)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:36 PM
Author: green parlor

drunken fucking with fat chick in UG. she literally shit the bed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102782)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: lavender crackhouse

winnar /thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102877)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 6:42 PM
Author: charismatic hell

Yeah I'd definitely take the hot redhead with the penussy over this any day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28105105)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:15 AM
Author: green parlor

Nothing like plowing a fat chick missionary and drunkenly noticing a hideous odor rising before u try to blow your load

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28108992)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: scarlet genital piercing ticket booth

same but pissed all over bed instead of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102880)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: green parlor

did she do it while you were fucking her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102888)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: scarlet genital piercing ticket booth

not sure tbh i was wasted, i discovered it after i got back from dropping her off and only connected the dots when i sobered up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102929)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Blue preventive strike

LMAO. WE HAVE A WINNER!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103519)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:08 AM
Author: impressive slate black woman toaster

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28108761)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: impressive slate black woman toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#31427351)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:38 PM
Author: Chrome kink-friendly locus

Fucked one of the hottest girls from my high school in my pool as a sophomore in UG. She was a red head with a perfect body and face. I found out that night that she had a HUGE clit and I almosted put my mouth on it before I saw it. Still fucked the shit out of her but cut all contact the next day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102808)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Trip partner

this sounds awesome wtf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102820)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:40 PM
Author: Chrome kink-friendly locus

brother he clit was legit big. The size of a child's digit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102836)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Trip partner

was it otherwise normal? sensitive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102844)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Chrome kink-friendly locus

Yes normal besides size. And I have no idea if it was sensitive because I did not touch that shit man.

Imagine a child's chubby middle finger hidden behind tastefully trimmed red pubic hair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102874)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: green parlor

bigger than an azn "male" clitpeen then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102850)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: Navy Kitty Stage

like Chyna big?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102863)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: Chrome kink-friendly locus

I would say the red heads was longer but similar in girth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102881)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: Navy Kitty Stage

and you are sure that wasn't a dick? maybe hermaphrodite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102898)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Chrome kink-friendly locus

Last time I told this story someone suggested it. The clit did not leave the skin like a penis does. But if she was a herm I wish I fucked it a lot more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102912)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Navy Kitty Stage

I mean idk much about what is what but something seems fishy if it is that big and girthy. very interesting. odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102932)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:24 PM
Author: stimulating institution idea he suggested

red head? pisswyrm? where have I heard this before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103746)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: Chestnut cerebral business firm ape

*CFO at Halford Industries trying to account for a lost time machine*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103781)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Chrome kink-friendly locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106041)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:06 PM
Author: Saffron house faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28107169)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: lavender crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102914)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Navy Kitty Stage

I was banging some girl and drunk. About half way through the ordeal I had to leave and puke. Did that came back and finished the job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102819)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:45 PM
Author: lavender crackhouse

same here but we were on a couch and she was straddling me. just threw her aside and puked all over the floor. she ran away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102890)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: green parlor

I had a girl puke on my while hooking up with her in HS (no sex)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102925)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: lavender crackhouse

ur face or chest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102936)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:59 PM
Author: Fragrant apoplectic goyim stock car

Same. We were on my parents' bed, too, and I had to concoct some lame story for my parents about why I decided to wash their bedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106432)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:30 PM
Author: Adulterous hospital mother

I went down to AC with some buddies when the Borgata first opened up and wound up with some slut back in the hotel room. Next morning I'm hungover as fuck in the shower and she comes in and we start going at it. Between the heat and the exertion, I had to step out and vomit like 2L of vodka, red bull and filet mignon. I got back in the shower to rinse off and went right back to fucking. Girl was a total champ about it. She was just like "feel better now?".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103292)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: haunting buff idiot

sounds like my kinda chick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103308)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:32 PM
Author: Navy Kitty Stage

lol I did this in ac once too. Was at some shit casino met some trashy girl who lives with her mom in like some day 2 day motel. Talked her into coming up to the room - she let me put it in her butt and literally gave me a bj to finish. I didn't throw up or anything but when we were done I literally said, you have to go. She was like "really?? we just..." I kind of handed her - her clothes and said yea we have more people in this room so

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103310)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:35 PM
Author: Big Death Wish Persian

that's what we call a "keeper"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106252)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:39 PM
Author: Carnelian At-the-ready Incel

Bought one from Ikea and it was missing a few screws and the instructions were very unclear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102824)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: Seedy unholy cumskin mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102849)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:42 PM
Author: shivering main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102857)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:43 PM
Author: sapphire violent dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102868)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: glittery lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102934)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Spectacular Slimy Ceo Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102955)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:28 PM
Author: histrionic location tank

And i didn't have anyone to assemble it with :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103784)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:14 PM
Author: Frisky twinkling uncleanness church building

rolf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106112)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:23 PM
Author: Multi-colored Drunken School Cafeteria International Law Enforcement Agency

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106168)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: chest-beating home pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106234)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: contagious orange quadroon whorehouse

I forgot a coaster on my 1850 empire style original finish nightstand and it left a ring.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106418)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:05 PM
Author: vivacious yapping corner internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106497)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:47 PM
Author: pale nibblets

Fuckin goofball euros with they illustrations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109726)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:50 PM
Author: cowardly concupiscible voyeur feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28111884)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:03 AM
Author: The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#49598264)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: potluck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#49598272)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: sapphire violent dragon

girl farted on me, had a lazy eye and her pussy tasted sour and weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102882)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: Chrome kink-friendly locus

Read this while eating yogurt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102918)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: Carnelian At-the-ready Incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102928)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:48 PM
Author: lavender crackhouse

lmaooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102931)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:50 PM
Author: sapphire violent dragon

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102943)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:59 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103513)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle plaza elastic band

Loled

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28105493)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:53 PM
Author: Frum Thriller Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28105534)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:07 PM
Author: Fuchsia big-titted useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106037)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:36 PM
Author: charismatic hell

God this is such a disgusting post. It's floated into my head every few days since I read it and grosses me out all over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28180656)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:39 AM
Author: sapphire violent dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#31427738)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:44 PM
Author: ocher really tough guy affirmative action

Girl was psychotic and told me before we started hooking up that she forgot her anti-depressant meds. Then after sex she started crying and wanted to leave. As I was rushing her out of my place at 5am, she kept wanting to play with my roommate's pet turtle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102885)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:46 PM
Author: Trip partner

oh so you've met 433?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102910)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:49 PM
Author: Navy Kitty Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102940)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:30 PM
Author: nofapping yarmulke travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103805)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:04 PM
Author: marvelous center windowlicker

Fucking lol but what the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103065)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:09 PM
Author: ocher really tough guy affirmative action

what the fuck what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103110)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: scarlet genital piercing ticket booth

fucked a borderline retard in the back of a minivan, sobered up in the middle of it and realized what i was doing, got out and walked around town thinking to myself oh my god i fucked a retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102952)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: lavender crackhouse

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102956)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: scarlet genital piercing ticket booth

them titties weren't retarded :D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103024)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:00 PM
Author: ocher really tough guy affirmative action

lolwut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103031)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:01 PM
Author: Chrome kink-friendly locus

Underrated poast, doobs will underline this fact 3 times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103035)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Blue preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103539)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:29 PM
Author: histrionic location tank

goes in the hardcopy collection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103794)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:38 PM
Author: hyperactive adventurous weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106273)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:50 AM
Author: Spruce Federal Headpube Brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#31427361)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 1:51 PM
Author: stimulating institution idea he suggested

when I was about 3-4 years old, I was staying in a hotel with my parents while on a family trip. in the middle of the night I rolled off of the bed and smashed my cheekbone into the corner of the night stand. that was the worst.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28102953)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:11 PM
Author: vigorous snowy stag film becky

I once met a guy from online after I had been chatting with him for a while. No sex, just a fistfight. I won.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103126)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:14 PM
Author: Trip partner

I didn't realize you met autoadmit posters IRL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103150)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:31 PM
Author: Chrome kink-friendly locus

This sounds fun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103300)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:38 PM
Author: lavender crackhouse

lmao 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103347)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:06 PM
Author: Black galvanic national

I imagine this "fistfight" as lots of limp-wristed slapping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103568)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:47 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle plaza elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28105501)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:57 PM
Author: beady-eyed underhanded field

that's not how semper fi claims it went

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28104463)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:48 PM
Author: exciting range roommate

180; story plz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106987)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:09 PM
Author: heady wrinkle fortuitous meteor

Lol I love this story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109506)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:20 PM
Author: vigorous snowy stag film becky

Yes, I'm sure I've told this story before. I don't feel like typing it out again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109898)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 2:13 PM
Author: Racy shrine mexican

two words: whisky dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103146)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:00 PM
Author: Ruby disgusting lodge mood

This girl had ridiculous BACK ACNE and then told me she was a virgin and then tried to kiss me after I came in her mouth AND she was an insufferable feminist

but it got me out of a dry spell and then I got with much better looking women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103520)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Navy Kitty Stage

well did you make out after?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103543)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Ruby disgusting lodge mood

No I literally forced her ass to the bathroom and she was MAF but I didnt care

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103557)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:28 PM
Author: Mildly autistic floppy library organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109939)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:02 PM
Author: Blue preventive strike

chick was so terrible that I faked cumming to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103545)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:03 PM
Author: Navy Kitty Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103551)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:37 PM
Author: exciting range roommate

lol i did this once too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106835)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:40 PM
Author: Chrome kink-friendly locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106868)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:15 PM
Author: Garnet knife public bath

rooftop in Athens with a drunk Brit ca. 1978

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103650)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:27 PM
Author: crawly startled address

brits are no good?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103774)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:32 PM
Author: Garnet knife public bath

undetermined for me... small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103818)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 3:26 PM
Author: judgmental kitchen

slightly overweight girl with hairy ass. Could not come.

had a cute face so I figured I would give it a shot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28103766)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:59 PM
Author: sapphire violent dragon

if only she had a cock to go with that hairy ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28104475)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:22 PM
Author: hyperactive adventurous weed whacker

what was his name

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106162)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:40 PM
Author: Talented half-breed indian lodge

where'd you meet her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106290)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 4:55 PM
Author: Stirring parlour sweet tailpipe

Hideous jewess who edited a major literary magazine. Bipolar, stalked me for years afterwards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28104451)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 8:58 PM
Author: lavender crackhouse

go on...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28105961)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 7:09 PM
Author: Stirring parlour sweet tailpipe

Sent me a super spooky email exactly nine months later subject line pretended to be about giving birth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28111963)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: Mildly autistic floppy library organic girlfriend

FLAME

no literary magazine counts as "major"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109945)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:49 PM
Author: Umber arousing therapy senate

5/10 jewess living in Miami beach. We were the only 2 singles in a group of 6. She would cum with gross theatrics every 90 seconds and sang show tunes afterwards.

I left a watch there when I departed the next morning and she wouldn't leave it with the doorman or send it back to me. she made me COME BACK TO HER PLACE sober and get it from her on the nightstand I left it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28105513)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:24 PM
Author: Low-t old irish cottage immigrant

sounds fukin psycho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106176)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: beady-eyed underhanded field

lol wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109901)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 10:24 AM
Author: Smoky site giraffe

lol'd at this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#31427667)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 7:50 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle plaza elastic band

Drunkenly ordered a mud named Keisha lick my asshole. I faced the wall and leaned against it and spread my legs. She went to town on my asshole with her tongue. I enjoyed it for like 2-4 minutes.

Never mind this was one of the best.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28105520)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:59 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle plaza elastic band

Good times

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#31427379)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:20 PM
Author: flushed lascivious macaca

Brought girl back to my place. I passed out drunk. She freaked out and thought I was dead and called the fire department.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106148)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:31 PM
Author: lavender crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106217)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:33 PM
Author: Talented half-breed indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106230)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:54 PM
Author: charismatic hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28107538)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:39 AM
Author: titillating opaque native keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28108806)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:40 AM
Author: orchid excitant church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28108808)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:26 PM
Author: Frum Thriller Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109927)



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Date: September 17th, 2016 8:47 AM
Author: impressive slate black woman toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#31427354)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: deranged set associate

Went to a girl's studio condo she owned in Adams Morgan. She had a bit of a troll face, and prided herself on her style. We just got back from Hanks Oyster Bar and I dropped her off. We kissed, but I wasn't feeling it and left pretty quick after dropping her outside. She called a few minutes later as I was down toward Dupont Circle and told me to come back. I did, parked, she was standing in front of her condo building. I kissed her and walked past her toward her condo complex door, and she led me to the elevator and we went up to her studio. It was shit, but she owned it,which she was proud of and had referred to herself as a homeowner about 11 times on our date. No couch, we sat on the bed. She brought out Trader Joe's two buck chuck white wine. We drank a little, started making out, I wasn't really into it. I took her shirt off, she took mine off. Took her pants off, she had a full bush, which was super unattractive. She smelled a little. I finger ed her and my fingers smelled rank. She took my pants off and gave me a bj, but I couldn't get hard as I could still smell my fingers. We tried to have sex, missionary. Couldn't get it up. She said it looked like my little friend wasn't cooperating. I sacked it up, jacked off until I managed to get a semi. Stuck it in, in and out a few times. Couldn't finish. She seemed disappointed. I left quickly, never set up a second date.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106364)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:24 PM
Author: Talented half-breed indian lodge

damn brother. this has been me more times than i'd like to remember.

depressing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106680)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:07 AM
Author: deranged set associate

One of the few times I had regretted having sex. She was skinny and stylish, but was no more than a 5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28108759)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:50 PM
Author: Fuchsia big-titted useless brakes

The DC Shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28107009)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:06 AM
Author: green parlor

This. I have had the same experience a few times in DC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28108960)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 11:58 PM
Author: charismatic hell

:-/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28107582)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:34 AM
Author: orchid excitant church

lol man no shame in this, ive been here many times before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28108797)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 8:38 AM
Author: titillating opaque native keepsake machete

if this is your worst consider yourself lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28108805)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:38 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal ladyboy office

i loved thenm all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106845)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:39 PM
Author: Frisky twinkling uncleanness church building

mines a nightmare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106858)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:41 PM
Author: lavender crackhouse

can u beat fat girl shitting in bed or waking up to the fire department?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28106888)



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Date: June 12th, 2015 10:53 PM
Author: Frisky twinkling uncleanness church building

self loathing is worse than any fire response scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28107035)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:12 AM
Author: heady wrinkle fortuitous meteor

I will just give the condensed version: fucked a law shrew classmate who PURSUED ME then, after I P+D'd, first, threatened to charge me with rape, second, faked a pregnancy, third, had a mob of law shrews try to beat my ass (LOL), and fourth, drafted an email to my then-girlfriend describing how I cheated on her in very graphic detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28108842)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:14 AM
Author: titillating opaque native keepsake machete

Fast Times at McGeorge Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28108847)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 9:15 AM
Author: orchid excitant church

LOL describe the aftermath with the gf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28108851)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: heady wrinkle fortuitous meteor

oh we never recovered from that one but brother let me tell you having two girls read and write about how you plow them is a 180 peak experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28108952)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:51 PM
Author: pale nibblets

Copy paste that shit u ape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109745)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:05 AM
Author: green parlor

The law shrew mob- describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28108953)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:24 AM
Author: heady wrinkle fortuitous meteor

A few weeks after this event my buddies and I do a big night of sake and preparty with this law shrew and the mob. Cop a BJ during the party on my staircase (!!). So, we all go out and meet some classmates who are lame and we decide ( my buddies and I) that we are going to go meet some other girls at another bar. So we ditch the girls we were originally with.

Not long after, I start getting text messages from some member of the shrew model like "what the fuck did you guys go" and "what the fuck are you doing to [shrew]". I am just too fucked up to understand the tone or implication of these messages, so I reply like "oh I don't know we went to meet some of the girls yeah shrews okay." The text messages get progressively more violent where the member of the mob will say "we are at x ba. If you come here I'm going to Slap you in the face" my responses are "ok, cool, on our way." We show up to the bar, and I am immediately met by the mob, who questions to me in a convo that goes like this "why did you invite us!to dinner tonight?" Because I thought it would be fun. why did you invite us to the pre-party? Because I thought it would be fun. Why did you invite us to the bars afterwards? Because I thought it would be fun. Why do you leave us for other girls? Because I thought it would be more fun. When I say one, that a hail of slaps and kicks and punches come from the shrew crowd while their faggot white knights lisp on cheering my demise. Instead of going down Jon snow style I high tail it out of there, a gaggle of Menacing shrews screeching in disdain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109039)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:26 AM
Author: orchid excitant church

omg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109044)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:28 AM
Author: green parlor

This is was in LS? 180. TYVMFT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109054)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:31 AM
Author: dashing plum electric furnace theatre

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109066)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:42 PM
Author: histrionic location tank

U copped a BJ from the girl you raped a few weeks earlier?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109708)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:44 PM
Author: heady wrinkle fortuitous meteor

there was obviously nothing close to a rape just a cawg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109714)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 12:52 PM
Author: pale nibblets

18000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109750)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:07 PM
Author: curious trailer park

Dude, you basically raped those women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109830)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109865)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:25 PM
Author: Frum Thriller Codepig

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109918)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: ,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,.,..,:,.,.:.:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#49598260)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:27 AM
Author: Motley Psychic

got it from Rent-A-Center. thing was about as sturdy as a diarrhea shit. never again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109047)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: twinkling duck-like resort coldplay fan

Was in Seattle with a buddy. Approached a couple girls at a bar. My girl was Lille a 5-6....my buddy ended up leaving because his girl wasn't into it. Talked to my girl some more, kissed a bit. We walked out and started making out and I was getting a semi. All of a sudden she said "let's get some food." She picks some Asian ethnic place and orders a bunch of food. We take it back to her apartment. I use her bathroom and have diarrhea for some reason and just feeling like shit. I walk out and feel a little better and then just see her SHOVING that food down her mouth like a monster. Something about it was just a huge turnoff. We go to her room, start making out, get undressed, and then my buddy starts blowing up my phone because I'm the only one with the airbnb key. She didn't like me checking out my phone but we kept making out and I went down on her for a few minutes to try to get into it. But the combination of a lot of alcohol, diarrhea, and just seeing her shove ethnic food down her mouth completely shut my dick off. I said I'll be right back, tried to get hard in the bathroom, but nothing was working. I jizzed without even getting hard for the first time I could remember. Came back to her room and she was passed out. Put my clothes on and got the fuck out of there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109102)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: curious trailer park

This sounds like just a normal hook up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109846)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:22 PM
Author: crusty razzle theater stage fat ankles

18 months ago I meet girl on OKC with a cute face. Go to see her at bar and some drunk hobos attempt to mug me, but theyre too drunk to succeed. They try to push me down and Im just like, "have a good night, thank!" and walk off. Fucking boomers.

Meet this girl outside bar but it is too full. We go to some mexican restaurant and this shrew talks about her failed relationships and shrewdom and shit. She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something. ANyway I'm drinking enough and starting to have a good time so I walk her back to her apt and we make out on her couch. Get on bed and get her clothes off and apparently she used to be pretty overweight and body was saggy and blah and tramp stamp. Pound it for a while, but i can barely get hard with a condom and booze. I can't come. She takes out this giant vibrator and gets herself off while i throat fuck her. I leave without coming and that's that.

I have a few other bad ONS, but this chick's body really ruined it for me. Such a cute face! She got married like 5 months later, ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109903)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:34 PM
Author: Mildly autistic floppy library organic girlfriend

She's internet famous and has a wikipedia page or something.

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28109971)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:41 PM
Author: crusty razzle theater stage fat ankles

nah that would be mean

it's one of those undeserving wikipedia pages that people make for themselves

she wrote for huffpo and other shit blogs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28110015)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 1:47 PM
Author: light state

Most people at my school are shitlibs. I bring a girl back to my room, she starts blowing me, than takes my cock out of her mouth and asks, "You're not like a huge liberal or anything are you?". Naturally I responded, "Fuck no," and she said "good" and stuffed my cock back in her mouth and then I came on her face.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28110067)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 2:57 PM
Author: heady wrinkle fortuitous meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28110496)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:39 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle plaza elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28111854)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:41 PM
Author: Frum Thriller Codepig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28111858)



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Date: June 13th, 2015 6:30 PM
Author: Talented half-breed indian lodge

I'd like Julia's input ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28111823)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:42 PM
Author: Bisexual Fanboi Candlestick Maker

Hammered, met a larger girl at closing time. I am not one to go hogging so this was new experience. She comes back with me we start making out and I am pleased to see she has big tits. I was only hoping for a blowjob but she said she doesn't give those to strangers, only fucks. I trooper up and take her to my room. She says she needs to use bathroom. She comes back out and I run in to kiss.it was the worst smell I have ever experienced. It wasn't shit but I don't know anything about gynecology so no clue what it may have been. On the verge of puking I go back to bed and give it a run. After 3 pumps I am reminded of the smell, fake an orgasm and roll over pretending to be asleep. She's like are you serious and I am making light snoring sounds. Realizing she had left when I woke up like 3 hours later was one of my happier moments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28180688)



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Date: June 22nd, 2015 9:47 PM
Author: Navy Kitty Stage

got drunk when 19 with some girls. Went to the beach. Girl wanted to see if this mansion 10,000 sq+ (being sold brand new) had a charger outside the house. The key fell out of the lock. We went inside probably 11 bedrooms. fucked the girl in the wine cellar.

another time went to JENKS came out was waiting for a taxi. Girl was heading to same town as me. Randomly met talked in the car. As we got out she invited me over to her place. Had 2 beers fucked her put my pants on and left. Never knew her name or saw her again.

I had so many idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#28180720)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Sick Honey-headed Cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#35083093)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Shimmering territorial shitlib

met girl off aol. turned out she was wheel chair bound. i sat in the wheelchair while she rode me. i walked out, never answered her calls. the residual guilt...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#35083101)



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Date: January 4th, 2018 8:46 PM
Author: olive jewess

Fucked a one armed girl I met at a frat party my freshman year. A few years later we were both in a small seminar together. Couldn’t even look in her direction that semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#35083461)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 8:02 AM
Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,.,..,:,.;,..,


slightly defective girls can be a lifehack

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2906486&forum_id=2,#49598263)