"Oh, you're a lawyer? Do you enjoy arguing in court?" "Well, actually..."
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Date: September 5th, 2015 1:53 PM Author: Slate aphrodisiac school mad cow disease
"Actually, I've never stepped foot inside a court."
"Oh. Well still it must be nice helping innocent people redeem themselves before the law, or putting bad people away so they can't hurt anyone anymore."
"Actually, I don't do criminal law. My clients are mostly businesses in niche markets."
"Oh. Well still it must be interesting to interact with business leaders and be their legal wingman."
"Actually, I don't interact directly with my clients. That's all done through a chain of intermediaries. Probably a good thing. My clients all seem like assholes, and I'm not good at dealing with people."
"Oh. Well still it must be nice to get to work with so many smart, driven people. The office culture must be heady and intellectually stimulating."
"Actually, my office is half dumbs and half miserable sociopaths. It's depressing to realize that if the building goes down these are the people I'll die alongside. And I think about the building going down all the time."
"Oh. Well still it must be nice to pull in so much money."
"Yes. I'll be out of the hole and back to zero in just a few years."
"OK well I have to go now. I'm realizing Tinder isn't really for me anymore."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2981888&forum_id=2,#28694893) |
Date: September 5th, 2015 2:00 PM Author: Godawful Sick Principal's Office Death Wish
i argue in court and fucking hate it
how to cop a legal desk job?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2981888&forum_id=2,#28694937) |
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Date: September 8th, 2015 6:21 AM Author: Umber ladyboy heaven
1. Build a time machine.
2. Go back in time and, inapplicably, instead of convincing your younger self to do anything other than law, convince your younger self to do better on the lsat, go to a better law school, and/or get better grades.
3. Get a job at a big law firm.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2981888&forum_id=2,#28711164) |
Date: September 18th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: ;;......,.,.,.;.,.,.,.,., ( )
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2981888&forum_id=2,#49282615) |
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