nevar forget: Bob Hope was DEVOUT muslim
| razzmatazz twinkling uncleanness | 11/20/15 | | Flushed People Who Are Hurt | 11/20/15 | | Supple organic girlfriend | 11/20/15 | | razzmatazz twinkling uncleanness | 11/20/15 | | Salmon Beady-eyed Spot | 11/20/15 | | Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Deer Antler | 11/20/15 | | exciting round eye goal in life | 11/20/15 | | deep mauve station dragon | 11/20/15 | | Learning disabled factory reset button | 11/20/15 | | Flushed People Who Are Hurt | 11/20/15 | | milky pea-brained piazza quadroon | 11/20/15 | | hilarious wild ticket booth genital piercing | 11/20/15 | | opaque patrolman liquid oxygen | 11/20/15 | | appetizing carmine alpha gaping | 11/20/15 | | milky pea-brained piazza quadroon | 11/20/15 | | appetizing carmine alpha gaping | 11/20/15 | | opaque patrolman liquid oxygen | 11/20/15 | | Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Deer Antler | 11/20/15 | | Naked black woman | 11/20/15 | | Razzle-dazzle emerald jap | 11/20/15 | | milky pea-brained piazza quadroon | 11/20/15 | | Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Deer Antler | 11/20/15 | | hateful heady temple brethren | 11/20/15 | | haunting painfully honest plaza persian | 01/06/26 | | Salmon Beady-eyed Spot | 11/20/15 | | Turquoise Digit Ratio Degenerate | 11/20/15 | | Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Deer Antler | 11/20/15 | | Know-it-all Step-uncle's House Deer Antler | 11/20/15 | | milky pea-brained piazza quadroon | 11/20/15 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: November 20th, 2015 12:46 AM Author: Supple organic girlfriend
damn.
"Dawoud Ibrahim 'Bob Hope' al-Raqqawi, KBE, KC*SG, KSS (May 29, 1903 – July 27, 2003), was a Syrian-born British-American comedian, vaudevillian, actor, singer, dancer, athlete, and author."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Hope
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3049604&forum_id=2,#29217572) |
Date: November 20th, 2015 1:07 AM Author: milky pea-brained piazza quadroon
I represented a client who said she fucked Bob Hope, not flame. This was some probate litigation ten years ago when I was a noob lawyer. This litigation was going on for years. Jewish family. I know you bros won't believe me, but this one biglaw firm that shall not be named actually billed $50,000 for "due diligence" which meant they were making copies. They literally billed 50K for making copies.
I grossed over $100K in three months on this case. Blew it all quick as fuck, too. Some dude in a bar goes, "Hey, I heard you are a lawyer. I'm a security guard and I protect a lady who needs a new lawyer. It pays around $50K a month are you interested?" I didn't believe it, but sure enough it was real.
So she told me this story about Bob Hope. She used to be a golf pro in the 60s, she showed me a picture of her and she was hot as fuck back then. She was all fucked up when I represented her.
She golfed with Bob Hope and he invited her back to his place. She said he had armed guards at his gate. At some point he asks her if she'd like to see a painting of General Patton pissing in a river. She said, "Who wouldn't?" The painting was in his bedroom.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3049604&forum_id=2,#29217660) |
|
|