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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
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  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
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  01/26/16
This one stings.
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Cr edit
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u softbatch TTT
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Cr
talented cumskin
  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
hm
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it's not that toxic
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  01/25/16
wait
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talented cumskin
  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
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180
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  01/26/16
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180
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
toxic
boyish poppy party of the first part
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
Tan narrow-minded chapel
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
boyish poppy party of the first part
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
Tan narrow-minded chapel
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
talented cumskin
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
boyish poppy party of the first part
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
talented cumskin
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
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he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
boyish poppy party of the first part
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
Tan narrow-minded chapel
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
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  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
Tan narrow-minded chapel
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
Twinkling candlestick maker
  01/25/16
TY bro
Tan narrow-minded chapel
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Massive Doobsian Office
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
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  01/26/16
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credited advice
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boyish poppy party of the first part
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
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boyish poppy party of the first part
  01/25/16
i lol'd
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He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
Tan narrow-minded chapel
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
Tan narrow-minded chapel
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
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...
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  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
stimulating lodge gaming laptop
  01/25/16
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Tan narrow-minded chapel
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
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why do you think that?
boyish poppy party of the first part
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
stimulating lodge gaming laptop
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i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
boyish poppy party of the first part
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
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Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
talented cumskin
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
Tan narrow-minded chapel
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
boyish poppy party of the first part
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
Tan narrow-minded chapel
  01/25/16
Lmao
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talented cumskin
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...
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...
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CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
Swashbuckling Rusted Library
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JFC holy shit
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lol at all the poasters encouraging him
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LOL
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JFC
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  03/19/20
Update?
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  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
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I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
Black Elastic Band Hall
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Apoplectic Cuckoldry Haunted Graveyard
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Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
Black Elastic Band Hall
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Cr
Apoplectic Cuckoldry Haunted Graveyard
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...
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Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
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...
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Y-...Yes?
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You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
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"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
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...
Odious light step-uncle's house
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Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
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1800000000000 thread
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you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
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"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
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LOL this is brilliant work
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Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
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...
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...
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cr this is poetry
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recommending their own IVF doctors
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...
Black Elastic Band Hall
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packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
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...
Apoplectic Cuckoldry Haunted Graveyard
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Twinkling candlestick maker
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Describe
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8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
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God damn brutal
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...
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...
Twinkling candlestick maker
  01/26/16
Please be flame
talented cumskin
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
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  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Marvelous sanctuary antidepressant drug
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I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Olive messiness
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Laughsome Beta French Chef
  01/26/16
Fuck
Marvelous sanctuary antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
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  01/26/16
cq's!
boyish poppy party of the first part
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge
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...
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...
purple plaza
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
Multi-colored Abode
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
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  01/26/16
except for your autism
pale hissy fit set
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...
talented cumskin
  01/26/16
...
Emerald spot boltzmann
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
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  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
Twinkling candlestick maker
  01/26/16
...
Olive messiness
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LOL fair
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  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
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Odious light step-uncle's house
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Autistic famous landscape painting
  02/20/18
Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling...
Black Elastic Band Hall
  01/26/16
underrated
Gold splenetic stain deer antler
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...
Sepia vivacious laser beams point
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...
Ruby idiot theater
  11/27/16
why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, g...
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...
Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge
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...
white stage
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jfc
flickering aromatic national security agency brunch
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...
Godawful parlor
  01/26/16
lmao at the dog bit
Grizzly Effete Organic Girlfriend Degenerate
  01/26/16
Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?
Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.
white stage
  01/26/16
lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it ...
Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
do u love it
white stage
  01/26/16
I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has t...
Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
...
180 property international law enforcement agency
  02/01/16
Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behav...
Grizzly Effete Organic Girlfriend Degenerate
  01/26/16
My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on a...
Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
...
talented cumskin
  05/19/16
wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
flickering aromatic national security agency brunch
  01/26/16
Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll...
Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :...
flickering aromatic national security agency brunch
  01/26/16
dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't ...
Grizzly Effete Organic Girlfriend Degenerate
  01/26/16
ok fair im kinda slow today
flickering aromatic national security agency brunch
  01/26/16
this guy gets it
Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
...
honey-headed swollen pit
  01/26/16
Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which i...
histrionic stag film
  01/26/16
it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanati...
supple telephone
  01/26/16
...
Marvelous sanctuary antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
...
low-t lay
  01/26/16
*puts gun in mouth*
Twinkling candlestick maker
  01/26/16
...
gaped excitant native volcanic crater
  01/26/16
*let's you borrow a bullet*
Odious light step-uncle's house
  01/26/16
JFC
topaz titillating community account shitlib
  01/26/16
180
obsidian meetinghouse dopamine
  01/26/16
...
cracking sexy hunting ground
  01/26/16
I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Know...
Marvelous sanctuary antidepressant drug
  01/26/16
Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it expla...
Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
...
histrionic stag film
  01/26/16
...
histrionic stag film
  01/26/16
"the love of your life facebook messages you congratula...
Laughsome Beta French Chef
  01/26/16
Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Law...
Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?
Laughsome Beta French Chef
  01/26/16
...
Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
mmm hmmm
Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
Jesus Christ. I'm very, very sorry to hear that. Why ...
Laughsome Beta French Chef
  01/26/16
180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and t...
Laughsome Beta French Chef
  01/26/16
wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge
  01/26/16
Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you...
Laughsome Beta French Chef
  01/26/16
180 twist
talented cumskin
  01/26/16
...
white stage
  01/26/16
THIS
Orange corner
  01/26/16
...
Vermilion azn
  01/26/16
Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw...
Olive messiness
  01/26/16
All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned ...
Laughsome Beta French Chef
  01/26/16
No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be ...
Olive messiness
  01/26/16
I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this ana...
Laughsome Beta French Chef
  01/26/16
If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriou...
Olive messiness
  01/26/16
Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be ...
Laughsome Beta French Chef
  01/26/16
Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons...
Olive messiness
  01/26/16
And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message bo...
Laughsome Beta French Chef
  01/26/16
cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in...
Canary Fiercely-loyal Piazza Immigrant
  01/26/16
I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
Laughsome Beta French Chef
  01/27/16
sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
Canary Fiercely-loyal Piazza Immigrant
  01/27/16
shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
boyish poppy party of the first part
  01/26/16
Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approv...
Laughsome Beta French Chef
  01/26/16
Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in C...
Olive messiness
  01/26/16
The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in C...
Laughsome Beta French Chef
  01/26/16
Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve be...
offensive center
  01/26/16
Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the w...
Laughsome Beta French Chef
  01/26/16
I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But ye...
Olive messiness
  01/26/16
Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller ...
Laughsome Beta French Chef
  01/26/16
damn bruh you going HAM itt
boyish poppy party of the first part
  01/26/16
180. *GULPS*
Very tactful
  01/26/16
fucking damn
supple telephone
  01/26/16
...
silver generalized bond
  01/26/16
180
Magical pistol
  01/26/16
Goodbye, XO.
Massive Doobsian Office
  01/26/16
Alright wish I never made this thread
talented cumskin
  01/27/16
...
gaped excitant native volcanic crater
  02/01/16
what the fuck was in this?
fuchsia fragrant mediation crackhouse
  02/02/16
ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic
flesh fortuitous meteor
  05/19/16
repost please
Massive Doobsian Office
  09/02/16
I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of m...
Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge
  10/21/16
it was absolutely brutal
flesh fortuitous meteor
  06/13/17
Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many B...
honey-headed swollen pit
  01/26/16
tyft brother
Orange corner
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...
white stage
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...
Tan narrow-minded chapel
  01/27/16
180.
Sepia vivacious laser beams point
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...
Vermilion azn
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...
Aphrodisiac University Chad
  01/31/16
...
white stage
  02/01/16
Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsess...
Cocky
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brave
talented cumskin
  02/03/16
...
Shimmering bateful giraffe love of her life
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...
white stage
  02/22/16
Wow, this thread really touched a nerve
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...
Massive Doobsian Office
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...
talented cumskin
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...
talented cumskin
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...
flickering aromatic national security agency brunch
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...
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cr
Grizzly Effete Organic Girlfriend Degenerate
  04/20/16
...
Shimmering bateful giraffe love of her life
  05/11/16
...
white stage
  05/11/16
...
talented cumskin
  06/17/16
...
Rough-skinned Fanboi
  09/27/16
...
flickering aromatic national security agency brunch
  10/21/16
mods please delete
gaped excitant native volcanic crater
  10/21/16
already preserved in the archives
boyish poppy party of the first part
  10/24/16
...
talented cumskin
  10/24/16
i really like it here
flesh fortuitous meteor
  10/24/16
...
Aphrodisiac University Chad
  10/27/16
...
domesticated flatulent
  12/17/16
mods no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so...
gaped excitant native volcanic crater
  01/03/17
There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said ...
talented cumskin
  08/24/17
In all seriousness, why is that bad? First, the kid happe...
charcoal ceo
  01/23/17
... ...
puce trust fund headpube
  01/23/17
...
talented cumskin
  07/08/17
Lol
cowardly genital piercing round eye
  08/18/17
Holy shit.
Fantasy-prone Violet Karate
  01/16/19
...
low-t lay
  02/11/17
...
talented cumskin
  03/13/17
...
flickering aromatic national security agency brunch
  03/15/17
...
purple plaza
  03/15/17
...
Aphrodisiac University Chad
  04/02/17
"i made it," he thought.
Henna high-end clown
  04/02/17
If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to...
Glassy
  04/02/17
bump for leolenin
sable school cafeteria alpha
  06/01/17
...
slippery filthpig
  06/01/17
...
Sepia vivacious laser beams point
  06/01/17
*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*
pontificating fat ankles
  06/13/17
...
sable school cafeteria alpha
  07/02/17
where is corporate slave?
transparent gay wizard
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...
Avocado
  08/18/17
...
flickering aromatic national security agency brunch
  09/25/17
...
Marvelous sanctuary antidepressant drug
  10/27/17
This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 y...
gaped excitant native volcanic crater
  10/27/17
...
Bossy ultramarine kitchen
  12/26/17
Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up ...
bright doctorate
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xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken s...
talented cumskin
  12/26/17
Titcr This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her di...
bright doctorate
  12/26/17
No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the probl...
domesticated flatulent
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cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane ...
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...
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...
Marvelous sanctuary antidepressant drug
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...
talented cumskin
  07/25/18
man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in re...
Bespoke medicated jew
  07/25/18
The signs were, sadly, all there
talented cumskin
  07/25/18
...
Vengeful underhanded jap
  07/25/18
...
Marvelous sanctuary antidepressant drug
  01/16/19
Not what I needed right now
talented cumskin
  01/16/19
...
gaped excitant native volcanic crater
  01/16/19
This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now...
Fantasy-prone Violet Karate
  01/16/19
Jfc
talented cumskin
  01/16/19
Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.
gaped excitant native volcanic crater
  01/16/19
I hate this thread so fucking much
  01/16/19
I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. ...
Canary Fiercely-loyal Piazza Immigrant
  01/16/19
Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
really tough guy
  01/17/19
Obeezy’s recent past*
really tough guy
  04/09/19
Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating
Grizzly Effete Organic Girlfriend Degenerate
  01/17/19
Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creati...
really tough guy
  01/17/19
...
Marvelous sanctuary antidepressant drug
  04/08/19
...
Rebellious reading party place of business
  04/09/19
thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o w...
Bossy ultramarine kitchen
  04/09/19
...
really tough guy
  04/09/19
Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find...
really tough guy
  04/12/19
getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy ...
talented cumskin
  06/03/19
37 and 34 --> 41 and 38
Ebony
  06/03/19
that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror fi...
talented cumskin
  06/03/19
...
gaped excitant native volcanic crater
  08/08/19
I have printed this thread and added it to the "book&qu...
jet-lagged juggernaut son of senegal
  06/03/19
ITT: Biryani tp’s life story
really tough guy
  06/03/19
...
low-t lay
  08/08/19
Absolutely devastating for board libs.
really tough guy
  08/08/19
...
really tough guy
  08/12/19
Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer de...
red nofapping voyeur
  08/12/19
Does that include you?
Citrine submissive
  08/12/19
not quite yet but prob soon brother!
red nofapping voyeur
  08/12/19
...
red nofapping voyeur
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...
Cream Kink-friendly Ape
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flickering aromatic national security agency brunch
  03/14/20
...
Grizzly Effete Organic Girlfriend Degenerate
  03/16/20
...
Grizzly Effete Organic Girlfriend Degenerate
  09/30/20
...
slap-happy quadroon
  08/27/21
...
flickering aromatic national security agency brunch
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...
gaped excitant native volcanic crater
  09/26/21
...
Fear-inspiring
  10/11/21
...
vigorous goal in life area
  10/11/21
bump
Grizzly Effete Organic Girlfriend Degenerate
  03/12/22
...
flickering aromatic national security agency brunch
  01/05/23
...
Shimmering bateful giraffe love of her life
  03/20/23
all time thread. xo used to get 500 posts threads that we...
impertinent foreskin
  10/13/23
mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every ...
cordovan faggotry
  10/13/23
...
talented cumskin
  01/03/24
...
Marvelous sanctuary antidepressant drug
  08/09/24
...
Shimmering bateful giraffe love of her life
  07/28/25
...
Ozzie Canseco
  12/29/25
...
Kenneth Play
  12/29/25
Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.
Rakeokc@mail.com
  12/29/25


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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: talented cumskin

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
Author: costumed magenta water buffalo

180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:07 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:14 PM
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I hate you for this.

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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:27 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
Author: flickering aromatic national security agency brunch

you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 months since we met! it's like fate!"

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: boyish poppy party of the first part

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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Arousing mischievous nursing home crotch

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: Twinkling candlestick maker

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

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This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: talented cumskin

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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: aqua exciting dingle berry

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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: boyish poppy party of the first part

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: fuchsia fragrant mediation crackhouse

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Author: jet-lagged juggernaut son of senegal

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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
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Author: Idiotic Judgmental Space Internal Respiration

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Marvelous sanctuary antidepressant drug



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: Amber Beady-eyed Range Gunner

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: hairraiser ivory background story electric furnace

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: spruce trump supporter

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Bossy ultramarine kitchen



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Emerald spot boltzmann

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Carmine Base Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Galvanic business firm roast beef



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: green floppy knife ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: vigorous goal in life area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: irradiated carnelian bbw

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#49136987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: Diverse Anal Senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#49481263)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: pale hissy fit set

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Startling Public Bath

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: silver generalized bond

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: Massive Doobsian Office



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Fluffy Brilliant Codepig Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: Tan narrow-minded chapel

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: boyish poppy party of the first part

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: Tan narrow-minded chapel

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: boyish poppy party of the first part

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Tan narrow-minded chapel

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: talented cumskin

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: boyish poppy party of the first part

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: talented cumskin

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: offensive center

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: boyish poppy party of the first part

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Tan narrow-minded chapel

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: Twinkling candlestick maker

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Tan narrow-minded chapel

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Twinkling candlestick maker

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Tan narrow-minded chapel

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: Massive Doobsian Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Rusted Library

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: appetizing navy liquid oxygen

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: Nighttime Ocher Death Wish Main People



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: talented cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: sable school cafeteria alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: puce trust fund headpube

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Emerald spot boltzmann

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: boyish poppy party of the first part

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: amethyst learning disabled private investor

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: boyish poppy party of the first part

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Orange corner

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Tan narrow-minded chapel

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Twinkling candlestick maker

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: boyish poppy party of the first part

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: talented cumskin

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: razzmatazz well-lubricated kitty stock car

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Tan narrow-minded chapel



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: boyish poppy party of the first part

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: Tan narrow-minded chapel

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: costumed magenta water buffalo

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: useless mahogany casino



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: stimulating lodge gaming laptop

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: stimulating lodge gaming laptop

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Tan narrow-minded chapel

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: stimulating lodge gaming laptop

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: boyish poppy party of the first part

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: stimulating lodge gaming laptop

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: boyish poppy party of the first part

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: stimulating lodge gaming laptop

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: talented cumskin

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: Tan narrow-minded chapel

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: boyish poppy party of the first part

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Tan narrow-minded chapel

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: dashing theater stage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: talented cumskin

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: flickering aromatic national security agency brunch

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: talented cumskin

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: boyish poppy party of the first part

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: white stage



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: useless mahogany casino



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: cerebral buck-toothed digit ratio whorehouse

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Tan narrow-minded chapel



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Apoplectic Cuckoldry Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Laughsome Beta French Chef

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Rusted Library

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: bearded mustard hospital hominid

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Lake infuriating people who are hurt

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: talented cumskin

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: puce trust fund headpube

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: cobalt persian rigpig

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Bistre adventurous forum faggot firefighter

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: Big tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Motley saffron garrison

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: sable school cafeteria alpha

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: Shimmering bateful giraffe love of her life

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: coral hyperventilating toaster

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: Tan narrow-minded chapel



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: Sepia vivacious laser beams point



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: gaped excitant native volcanic crater



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Black Elastic Band Hall

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Apoplectic Cuckoldry Haunted Graveyard

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Black Elastic Band Hall

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Apoplectic Cuckoldry Haunted Graveyard

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: Black Elastic Band Hall

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: pale hissy fit set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: chocolate hell depressive

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: chocolate hell depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Crusty racy indirect expression

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: Autistic famous landscape painting

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: Grizzly Effete Organic Girlfriend Degenerate

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Odious light step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: costumed magenta water buffalo

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: white stage

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: flickering aromatic national security agency brunch

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: Grizzly Effete Organic Girlfriend Degenerate

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: talented cumskin

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Crusty racy indirect expression

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: comical dilemma travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: cerebral buck-toothed digit ratio whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: low-t lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: white stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Odious light step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: Sepia vivacious laser beams point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: green floppy knife ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: scarlet sneaky criminal box office

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: talented cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: offensive center

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: low-t lay

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Gold splenetic stain deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: white stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Orange corner

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: glittery wagecucks

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: purple plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Unholy outnumbered ratface

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: vigorous goal in life area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: puce trust fund headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: white stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: Black Elastic Band Hall

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: white stage

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: talented cumskin

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: Black Elastic Band Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: Black Elastic Band Hall

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Apoplectic Cuckoldry Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: Twinkling candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: Black Elastic Band Hall

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Black Elastic Band Hall

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: white stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: Twinkling candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: talented cumskin

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: flickering aromatic national security agency brunch

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Marvelous sanctuary antidepressant drug

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Olive messiness

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Laughsome Beta French Chef

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Marvelous sanctuary antidepressant drug

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: gaped excitant native volcanic crater

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: boyish poppy party of the first part

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: sable school cafeteria alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: purple plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: Multi-colored Abode

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: offensive center

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: pale hissy fit set

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: talented cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Emerald spot boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: offensive center

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: Twinkling candlestick maker

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Olive messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: offensive center

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: Grizzly Effete Organic Girlfriend Degenerate

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Odious light step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: purple plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: Autistic famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: Black Elastic Band Hall

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Gold splenetic stain deer antler

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: Sepia vivacious laser beams point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Ruby idiot theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Balding pearly corn cake trailer park

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: white stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: flickering aromatic national security agency brunch

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Godawful parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: Grizzly Effete Organic Girlfriend Degenerate

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: white stage

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: white stage

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: 180 property international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: Grizzly Effete Organic Girlfriend Degenerate

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: talented cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: flickering aromatic national security agency brunch

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: flickering aromatic national security agency brunch

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Grizzly Effete Organic Girlfriend Degenerate

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: flickering aromatic national security agency brunch

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: honey-headed swollen pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: histrionic stag film

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: supple telephone

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Marvelous sanctuary antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: low-t lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Twinkling candlestick maker

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: gaped excitant native volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: Odious light step-uncle's house

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: topaz titillating community account shitlib

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: obsidian meetinghouse dopamine

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: cracking sexy hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Marvelous sanctuary antidepressant drug

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: histrionic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: histrionic stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Laughsome Beta French Chef

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Laughsome Beta French Chef

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Laughsome Beta French Chef

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Laughsome Beta French Chef

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Laughsome Beta French Chef

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: talented cumskin

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: white stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Orange corner

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Vermilion azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Olive messiness

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Laughsome Beta French Chef

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Olive messiness

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Laughsome Beta French Chef

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Olive messiness

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Laughsome Beta French Chef

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Olive messiness

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Laughsome Beta French Chef

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Canary Fiercely-loyal Piazza Immigrant

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Laughsome Beta French Chef

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Canary Fiercely-loyal Piazza Immigrant

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: boyish poppy party of the first part

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Laughsome Beta French Chef

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Olive messiness

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Laughsome Beta French Chef

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: offensive center

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Laughsome Beta French Chef

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Olive messiness

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Laughsome Beta French Chef

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: boyish poppy party of the first part

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Very tactful

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: supple telephone

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: silver generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Magical pistol

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Massive Doobsian Office

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: talented cumskin

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: gaped excitant native volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: fuchsia fragrant mediation crackhouse

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: flesh fortuitous meteor

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Massive Doobsian Office

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Mint Insanely Creepy Indian Lodge

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: flesh fortuitous meteor

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: honey-headed swollen pit

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Orange corner

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: white stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: Tan narrow-minded chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Sepia vivacious laser beams point

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: Vermilion azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac University Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: white stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Cocky

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: talented cumskin

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: Shimmering bateful giraffe love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: white stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author:  cowardly genital piercing round eye

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Massive Doobsian Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: talented cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: talented cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: flickering aromatic national security agency brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: mauve windowlicker address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Grizzly Effete Organic Girlfriend Degenerate

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: Shimmering bateful giraffe love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: white stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: talented cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Rough-skinned Fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: flickering aromatic national security agency brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: gaped excitant native volcanic crater

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: boyish poppy party of the first part

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: talented cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: flesh fortuitous meteor

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac University Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: domesticated flatulent



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: gaped excitant native volcanic crater

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: talented cumskin

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: charcoal ceo

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: puce trust fund headpube

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: talented cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author:  cowardly genital piercing round eye

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Violet Karate

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: low-t lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: talented cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: flickering aromatic national security agency brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: purple plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac University Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author: Henna high-end clown

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author:  Glassy

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: sable school cafeteria alpha

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: slippery filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: Sepia vivacious laser beams point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author:  pontificating fat ankles

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: sable school cafeteria alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author:  transparent gay wizard

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Avocado



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: flickering aromatic national security agency brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Marvelous sanctuary antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: gaped excitant native volcanic crater

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: Bossy ultramarine kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: bright doctorate

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: talented cumskin

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: bright doctorate

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: domesticated flatulent

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: Claret Black Woman

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: Tan narrow-minded chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Marvelous sanctuary antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: talented cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: Bespoke medicated jew

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: talented cumskin

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: Vengeful underhanded jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Marvelous sanctuary antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: talented cumskin

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: gaped excitant native volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone Violet Karate

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: talented cumskin

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: gaped excitant native volcanic crater

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: 

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Canary Fiercely-loyal Piazza Immigrant

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  really tough guy

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author:  really tough guy

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: Grizzly Effete Organic Girlfriend Degenerate

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author:  really tough guy

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Marvelous sanctuary antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: Rebellious reading party place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: Bossy ultramarine kitchen

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author:  really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author:  really tough guy

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: talented cumskin

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Ebony

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: talented cumskin

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: gaped excitant native volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: jet-lagged juggernaut son of senegal

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author:  really tough guy

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: low-t lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655417)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author:  really tough guy

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author:  really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: red nofapping voyeur

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author: Citrine submissive

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author: red nofapping voyeur

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author: red nofapping voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: Cream Kink-friendly Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39531148)



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: flickering aromatic national security agency brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39763251)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
Author: Grizzly Effete Organic Girlfriend Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#39779439)



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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: Grizzly Effete Organic Girlfriend Degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#41016701)



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
Author: slap-happy quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43021741)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: flickering aromatic national security agency brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43107782)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: gaped excitant native volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43182523)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43257821)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:47 PM
Author: vigorous goal in life area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#43257834)



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: Grizzly Effete Organic Girlfriend Degenerate

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: flickering aromatic national security agency brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#45747202)



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
Author: Shimmering bateful giraffe love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#46075051)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: impertinent foreskin

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#46930507)



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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: cordovan faggotry

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#46931020)



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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: talented cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#47246331)



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Marvelous sanctuary antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#47947258)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Shimmering bateful giraffe love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#49136888)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: Ozzie Canseco



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Date: December 29th, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: Kenneth Play (emotional girth)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#49547997)



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Date: December 29th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Rakeokc@mail.com

Why can’t you freaks get and stay married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2,#49548061)