School bus drivers are smarter than us all
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Date: March 18th, 2017 10:13 AM Author: Mustard Chest-beating Rehab
They know how to get to dozens of schools for Sports without directions or GPS, as well as an ever-changing roster of kids' houses. They know, or knew, how to drive manual transmissions without synchronizers, same as a big-rig driver. They know, when the kid isn't ready, who to wait for, and who to leave behind, i.e. when to teach the kid a lesson, and when to have Empathy, and which kids just aren't coming on what days. They know the fastest way to do their Route both in the morning and the evening. During the day, they lead lives of intrigue, before such time that they must return the children to their domiciles. They develop bonds with the kids who live furthest out, who often don't get home until much too late in the afternoon. They are NEVER teachers, because most teachers could never handle such a job. And they are never, ever, sick at sea.
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Date: July 16th, 2017 7:10 PM Author: Mustard Chest-beating Rehab
They can have affairs with impunity, and watch soap operas about people having affairs. They can find some kid with a lonely mom and give him a 1/2 dozen roses to bring home, and get laid as a result during the day whilst the kids are away.
They can get haircuts and go to the bank whenever the fuck they want.
They can use the schoolbus to tow their boat, and then spend the late morning/early afternoon on the water
If they have to go to traffic court, or have jury duty, they can fuckin' GO to traffic court and fight that shit. If selected for a jury, they are DEDICATED.
Any and all criminal enterprises that require a skilled driver who can be trusted with precious cargo. Diamond theft, bank robberies, gone in 60 seconds type shit, you name it.
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