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Incredible Joel Osteen sermon: Dealing with your haters

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to St...
Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig
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Copper garrison rigor
  08/20/18
Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one ...
Sticky cerebral stead
  08/20/18
Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the imp...
Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig
  08/20/18
https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39
Copper garrison rigor
  08/20/18
Here, the investors are like the eagle.
Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig
  08/20/18
(((crows)))
Passionate dingle berry set
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can't believe this isn't a parody thread
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The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majes...
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cocky boyish feces corner
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In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing t...
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Useless orchestra pit
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domesticated unholy hell
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In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) woul...
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cocky boyish feces corner
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Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you po...
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big area brethren
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sick canary station
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I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, a...
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Claret sex offender site
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I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than ...
Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig
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Ohhh he found his new thing !! I
Sticky cerebral stead
  08/20/18
Found him This guy is way smarter and better than Joel ...
Claret sex offender site
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I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his ...
Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig
  08/20/18
God I fucking hate you
Claret sex offender site
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You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. ...
Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig
  08/20/18
Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true ...
Claret sex offender site
  08/20/18
His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go ou...
Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig
  08/20/18
Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't ex...
Claret sex offender site
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I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel act...
Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig
  08/20/18
You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature y...
Claret sex offender site
  08/20/18
Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking...
Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig
  08/20/18
Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from th...
Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig
  08/20/18
Wow! Prophetic.
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internet-worthy kink-friendly gaming laptop police squad
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lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the c...
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Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig
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Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surpr...
exhilarant dilemma goyim
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fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house
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LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO
Tan Excitant Bawdyhouse Goal In Life
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Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.
supple stag film friendly grandma
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Nubile parlour faggot firefighter
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Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of ...
fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house
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lol johnsmeyer
ocher center
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This needs a vocaroo
embarrassed to the bone dark alpha place of business
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Coincidence that crows are black?
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Lawman8 weeping
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Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification Joel...
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historically important thread
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frum coiffed mad-dog skullcap
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Nice bump. It remains true
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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig

It's Message #337, called Don't Allow Critical Voices to Steal Your Dreams.

It's a great message for anyone who has a throng of haters, which goes hand in hand with being successful, like Joel. I had previously sought to destroy each hater, but Joel teaches this is not what God wants.

Joel uses the analogy of an eagle. Sometimes, eagles get annoyed by crows, who like to gang up and harass them. Even though the eagle could kill a crow in one swipe, the eagle does not fight back. Instead, he rises above and flies to a higher altitude, smartly knowing that the crows cannot follow. This is how you should deal with your haters, rise above them, even though it would be very easy to quickly dispose of them like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651787)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:35 PM
Author: Copper garrison rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651789)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:37 PM
Author: Sticky cerebral stead

Crows are more intelligent than eagles, and in fact are one of the smartest species of birds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651797)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig

Anyone would rather be an eagle than a crow. That's the important thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651811)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:42 PM
Author: Copper garrison rigor

https://youtu.be/37VebUxrbKI?t=39

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651834)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig

Here, the investors are like the eagle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651850)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:12 PM
Author: Passionate dingle berry set

(((crows)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39117986)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Burgundy flatulent public bath ape

can't believe this isn't a parody thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651805)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: Useless orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651814)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: sick canary station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653243)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:11 AM
Author: aphrodisiac autistic marketing idea home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653252)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Hairraiser rehab depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653720)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:55 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dark alpha place of business

The autism and lack of self awareness are stunning and majestic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653743)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: cocky boyish feces corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39118011)



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Date: August 24th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: silver antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36677624)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:15 PM
Author: cocky boyish feces corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39118008)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:39 PM
Author: naked trailer park

In this sermon flying high above is a metaphor for closing the doors of your church to flood victims.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651809)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:40 PM
Author: Useless orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651815)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: domesticated unholy hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651841)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:46 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig

In the sermon, your fake news spread by the (((media))) would be like the piles of shit that come from the crows:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/29/we-were-never-closed-joel-osteens-houston-megachurch-disputes-claims-it-shut-its-doors/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.3f8952fe70be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651866)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: cocky boyish feces corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39118014)



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Date: February 13th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Smoky Startling Knife Field

Amazing how the partisan hacks bumped this even after you pointed out it was fake. Very sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39589469)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:58 PM
Author: big area brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651956)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:12 AM
Author: sick canary station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653257)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:48 PM
Author: Claret sex offender site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651873)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:51 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig

I am hung up on Joel because his messages are 180 as fuck, and he's 180, and I listen to him every day.

That being said, your unrelated video is also very 180. Talk about a prophet. Who is this guy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651899)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Claret sex offender site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651929)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig

I know. Nothing brings out their nasty nature quicker than talking about the greatness of Osteen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651979)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 9:56 PM
Author: Sticky cerebral stead

Ohhh he found his new thing !! I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651931)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:15 PM
Author: Claret sex offender site

Found him

This guy is way smarter and better than Joel

Give him a listen while you mow the lawn

J. Vernon McGee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ9afjYimu0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652057)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig

I am listening to him now, but I have to be honest that his style makes it very difficult to get into.

He seems very smart and serious though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652149)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:29 PM
Author: Claret sex offender site

God I fucking hate you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652153)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:31 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig

You seem to fancy yourself as this old man from the 1950s. I think you go out of your way to seek role models that fit into this stodgy image. It's an interesting quirk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652168)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:34 PM
Author: Claret sex offender site

Your attention span had just been shot. You can't hear true scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652194)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig

His style is boring and monotone. There is no need to go out of your way to sound so boring.

If there's an essay version in text form that isn't terribly long, I'd look at that instead and probably extract the value in 25% of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652232)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:45 PM
Author: Claret sex offender site

Listen to the words. You just don't get it. Joel couldn't exist in the 1900s. Why because he is a product of an already warped image. Sure he is good for now. But good for now is exactly what had brought us to this point. It's what allows generational Judaism to continually scratch away at the strength of the white people. You grew up with an already chinked plate of armor. Your children will think it's normal to have a gaping hole in their beliefs. There is only one way to rebuild it and allowing the eroded message to continue is not the right way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652254)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:52 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig

I listened to around 20 min in total. I think that Joel actually covered this message, in a much more entertaining and practical way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cg-yH8iHNoI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652307)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Claret sex offender site

You've only been religious for a few months. As you mature you will want more than what he can give you. I'll just wait until then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652337)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 11:00 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig

Listen to the video I linked and tell me they aren't talking about the same thing. Osteen even uses the same phrase of "the flesh" to describe the old nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652360)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:44 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig

Also, this is obviously BS because I loved the video from the other old guy that you poasted here. That guy had style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652246)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:04 PM
Author: internet-worthy kink-friendly gaming laptop police squad

Wow! Prophetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652000)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: internet-worthy kink-friendly gaming laptop police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36651981)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:16 PM
Author: frozen mischievous mental disorder

lmao 180. and the crabs in the bucket can't even reach the crows, let alone the eagle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652060)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:40 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652233)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:53 PM
Author: exhilarant dilemma goyim

Expected the return of coldplay_fan and was pleasantly surprised

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652312)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 12:28 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36655047)



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Date: August 20th, 2018 10:56 PM
Author: Tan Excitant Bawdyhouse Goal In Life

LORD FORGIVE THE HATERS FOR THEY KNOW NOT WHAT THEY DO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36652335)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:33 AM
Author: supple stag film friendly grandma

Osteen schtick is one of the best going on xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653331)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 2:35 AM
Author: Nubile parlour faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653333)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:46 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal step-uncle's house

Well I've got to admire him for this one; convincing any of his feckless devotees that they are the eagles in this analogy is truly inspirational

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653709)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: ocher center

lol johnsmeyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653719)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:56 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone dark alpha place of business

This needs a vocaroo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653745)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 7:57 AM
Author: Burgundy flatulent public bath ape

Coincidence that crows are black?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36653748)



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Date: August 21st, 2018 10:43 AM
Author: jade locale stock car

Lawman8 weeping

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#36654404)



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Date: August 25th, 2018 4:11 AM
Author: Claret sex offender site



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Date: November 14th, 2019 12:29 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig

Bump in honor of the Osteen Kayne power unification

Joel would be great on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39117741)



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Date: November 14th, 2019 1:14 PM
Author: frozen mischievous mental disorder

historically important thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39118002)



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:07 PM
Author: frum coiffed mad-dog skullcap



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Date: January 21st, 2020 9:08 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Awkward Codepig

Nice bump. It remains true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4056600&forum_id=2,#39467947)



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Date: December 22nd, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: Sickened Concupiscible Laser Beams



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