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Date: December 29th, 2018 9:40 PM Author: boyish infuriating mood abode I bought a reproduction Order of the Bath badge on eBay. The ones with gold and silver braid that you sew onto the breast of a jacket. You just go out otherwise unassuming but with a six inch glittery badge on your left chest and just chill with your boys or post up solo at the bar until someone comes to talk to you and you have an obvious conversation piece. My typical yarn is that I was deployed with UK forces somewhere and performed selfless acts that merited the awarding of this noble order by the queen. If pushed I will all but admit I saved Prince Harry's life in Afghanistan while one of his missions went awry. It works wonders and especially since this meghan markle shit the story just sells itself all that more. I got my brother to photoshop me into the crowd at their wedding and I have like a series of pictures on my phone from the "royal wedding" that looks like a camera roll and has its own folder and shit in the picture albums so it looks totally natural. Chicks dig it and it has worked flawlessly for me like 8 times. I used to go out with an Order of the Garter badge which is way bigger and has a prominent red cross in the middle so is much more striking, but one night I was running my schtick and talking about how the most noble order of the garter is the highest honor in british chivalry and can only be personally bestowed by the sovereign, but this girl i was macking on had some shrew friend with her who was an english lit major or british history or some bullshit so she knew all about it from jane austen or something and my flame went crashing pretty quickly, although i did manage to "go to the bathroom" before they pulled out their phones and read the wikipedia list of current members of the order. The best part of the flame is that because it is a foreign order and america DOES.NOT GIVE A FUCK about foreign honors or titles (it's in the fucking constitution), it's 100% legit and not illegal and can't get you wrapped up in some stolen valor shit. Even those guys who follow fake vets around at malls and try to expose them for youtube videos have nothing on me because I have perfected my craft. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2,#37494426)

Date: June 13th, 2019 1:48 PM Author: boyish infuriating mood abode (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2,#38383714)

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Date: June 18th, 2019 6:50 PM Author: Crimson native (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2,#38407404)

Date: June 21st, 2019 10:58 PM Author: boyish infuriating mood abode Ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2,#38423286)

Date: June 21st, 2019 11:10 PM Author: diverse parlor Interesting. I always just relied on having charisma and looks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2,#38423324)

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Date: June 22nd, 2019 3:11 PM Author: disrespectful stage The best part of the OP is that when he says "the best part of this flame is" he's both unironically describing the best part in the hypothetical scenario and signposting the most amusing segment of the flame thread. Next level shit there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2,#38425148)

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Date: January 21st, 2022 10:45 PM Author: Nudist massive locale As a kid I got a stick of sealing wax, you light it like a candle and let the wax drip on what you want to seal, and a metal seal impression thing like they show in the movies, but it didn't work. I got it by mail order from some place (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4166434&forum_id=2,#43825106)

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